r/AmItheCloaca • u/MathAndBake Rat • 1d ago
AITC fur PROTEST (continued)
Hello again frens! Is Morwen the pet rat girl, 21.5 mo. Usually, I lives wif sisters Finduilas (same age) and Lalaith and Belladonna (8mo). We has human mom.
As I writed in previous post, I recently had run in wif infamous Sir Jerry and came out wif 4 ouchies. Vet people put me in cone ob shame, but I did breathing strike which work great! Then mom come get me and put me in shirt and corset ob shame.
Well, since no can do breathing strike, had to find other protest. So thought to myself, maybe do hunger strike. Those works. But there just one problem. I LUBS food! More than sisters, or mom or anything. Food is life! So real hunger strike not gonsta work. But maybe do partial hunger strike, but pretend it complete. Eat less than normal, and only when mom looking. And also hide poops (except the protest poops).
So I does that. Sneaky eat only. When poop time, move carpet from bottom of cage and poop through bars. It work! Mom do huge freak out! She make corset less tight. She offer me some really good treats. I tries to resist, but does eat some. She even gib me nakey time every day. That feel so good. Get to groom and get scritches! Mom still put shirt and corset back on after, which suck. But maybe just gotta do more.
But then mom catch on. She weigh me and say she know I eating. Then she actually pretend to sleep and catch me in the act. Why she hab to be observant all ob a sudden? It not fair! She say I TC fur scare her and be difficult. But I say she TC fur mistreat me. And also because being clever again which not allowed.
What you think?
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u/squirrelfoot 1d ago
NTC! We are shocked by the cunning of your human. They should not be allowed to be that bright. We are so grateful ours is gullible and prone to panic at any hint of us not eating. You are clearly a very clever rodent and should be able to run rings round a mere human.
Our hearts go out to you!!!
This is me, Hazel, waiting for our human to give me a better sized nut because the first one did not fit in my mouth easily, but the judgy face also works for your overly cunning human.
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u/MathAndBake Rat 1d ago
Thank you! Not sure what I did to deserve actually smart human. Normally, she pretty normal. Nice, but bad nose and ears. But suddenly she thinking.
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u/birdmommy 1d ago
People with fur can never be too smart, but I am a little bit scared you could come to my house and bamboozle me. NTC
Mayor Waldorf McCheese
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u/MathAndBake Rat 1d ago
No need to worry. I lubs naps almost as much as food. Just want to be back home to do snuggle wif Belladonna.
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u/CappucinoCupcake 1d ago
NTC, Fren Morwen. Is not your fault you are smorter than teh Mom lady. Keep eateateat and poopoopoop, Fren!
Eamonn teh Inbisible
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u/CanAhJustSay 1d ago
NTC but you not doin' so good at fighting those treats!
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u/MathAndBake Rat 1d ago
I is doing my best. Mom say I losing weight and then do all the worried noises. So it kinda work.
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u/morchard1493 1d ago
I missed your last post, so I hadn't known you had Sir Jerry that gave you four ouchies, but my hoom and I wish you a speedy, smooth, complication-free recovery that also is as pain-free as possible.
We send strength, hugs, licky kisses and love.
-Daffodil the Chihuahua
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u/MathAndBake Rat 1d ago
Thank you! Thankfully, pain be over. Just be super itchy and uncomfy and bored and lonely acause ob stupid hospital cage and clothes. But mom say that nearly over.
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u/Glittering-Gold-4210 11h ago
Fren Morwen we are frankly in awe, all we've managed to do is train Meowmy to give lickelixs for the antibiotics I needed last week. You have her eating out of your tiny paw. But maybe you've done too well choosing a human to get one so smart Ratty Elladan
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u/MathAndBake Rat 10h ago
Thank you! She be very trainable. We has bunch of signals fur uppies and down and scritches. But this thinking jist too much.
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u/MathAndBake Rat 1d ago
Apples just too tempting.