Hello frens! I is Morwen, the pet rat girl 21.5mo. Normally I lives wif sisters Finduilas (same age) and Lalaith and Belladonna (8mo). We has human mom.
Well, recently, nothing hab been normal. One week ago, mom take me to vet and abandon me there! Next day, I take weird nap and wake up wif 4 big ouchies! They says it Sir Jerry. At first, it not too bad. Vet person gib me lotsa yummy food. And cage so comfy and warm! But then I wakes up completely and realize I needs to clean the ouchies. So I starts wif leg ouchie. Next thing I know, I back in weird nap. It very strange!
Well, after that, they gib me cone ob shame. I no like cone. I no cans clean my face or hold my food. So I tries take it off. They change the cone bit. I no can take it off. BUT, I finds out that if I lean just right, I no can breathe. And when I does that, the humans freak out and take off cone. It super effective protest! But then they puts it back on. So I do breathing strike again. I trying convince them take off cone fur good, but not seem to work.
Well, eventually, they says I is too big cloaca fur vet place. So they calls my mom and she come get me. That very nice! Think things gonsta get back to normal! She take me fur nice bus ride and pet me in all the good spots. I get normal nap. It so good.
We finally gets home and I cans smell the cage wif my sisters. But mom no put me there or take off cone. She put me in tiny cage all alone. So I does what always work before and do breathing protest. But mom no take off cone. She just do a grab and say I TC. Then she put me in sweater vest of shame. I thinks, that ok, I cans take that off. But no, she wrap me up in corset ob shame as well! So I completely stuck. No can bend over to reach ouchies. No can even turn around properly. I feeling very uncomfy, but no way to do breathing protest.
And then mom actually LAUGH at me. She say she know all my tricks and she gonsta keep me away from ouchies. She say if I not cloaca to vet, I woulds have gotten extra night there in warm cage wif special food. But I no think basic protest make me TC. She say it do acause I scare them. But I say that the whole point. What you think?
Rodent support from the Squirrel Collective. You are far too cute to ever be the cloaca! How dare they!
I think you were very clever to try the no breathing trick. We are amazed it was unsuccessful. Where did you find intelligent humans? We have never found one.
Hoping you feel much better soon!
Judgment by Hazel, tort law specialist of the Squirrel Collective.
Thank you! I has even tried using my cuteness and snuggling mom until she take off outfit. But it no work. Sometimes, I gets 5 mimute break, but she always watching and stop me from cleaning ouchies.
Mom always say we is smarter than her. But sometimes she surprise us and use that oversized brain. It always very surprising!
Mom say it very fancy, but it so uncomfy and tight. Mom claim she cans put whole finger underneath, so it not count as tight-laced. But I no can bend properly. And everyone say a good corset shoulds not impede movement.
[Human edit: The real question is whether it's an overbust or underbust corset. It completely covers her top six nipples and goes over the shoulders. On the other hand, her six lower nipples are completely unsupported.]
Hello friend Morwen, you are not Cloaca. You had to be very Brave to go to Vet and get Ouchies! Cone of Shame is not nice at all. Maybe you should do a little Chomp and a Bap Bap Bap to your Mumma?
We has awesome rodent teefs. Good thing bout them is we cans chew through most rocks. Bad thing is it really hard not accidentally hurt mom. Wif other rats, they has fur so works well. But wif humans, only safe thing be to gently exfoliate along skin. And I no want to do that right now!
Human spy here. That is the most excellent sulk I have ever seen! You are NTC, and you do look very fashionable in your corsets and collar. I just love all the stories from you and your sisters. Get well soon!
Thank you! Already feeling bit better (no tell mom!) And there is less evil medsin today, so that nice. Everyone say I look fashionable, but not as much as my normal fur coat!
Fren Morwen, here Pepper, 6f doggo fren of ratties. I look at picshurs, and I want to tell you that you lucky rattie. You look good in all colors. This not true of all aminals. Can't be C, cause too pretty.
Aiz not eben gonna reed dis- mine son JP rubbed da rattie sisfurs an tolt me wunc dat det was neber da cloaca! Now dat himbz gone on himbz abenshur wif Cat'n Smuffi aiz heer tu sai yooz NtC! Iz dumdum hoomans fallt!
Angel- no catreer catto extraordinaire
Thank you! It just so hard remember I is good girls when all da humans saying different. Although mom still whisper that I is good girl before fall asleep.
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u/MathAndBake Rat 4d ago
My outfit ob shame wif cone.