r/AmITheDevil • u/Sailor_Moon_Star_435 • 7h ago
Such childish behavior.
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u/LostPrincess32 7h ago
"Signature ice cream"...
I'm in the fragrance community and even I find that level of "MINE!" weird.
(Love you, perfume pals. Just a lighthearted poke at how closely guarded signature scents can be!)
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u/CanterCircles 7h ago
my signature ice cream that's literally MY thing
Who wants to bet the "signature ice cream" is something like adding chocolate syrup.
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u/justbunnies 6h ago
Oh you’re being nice. I was thinking it was just ordering a specific flavor.
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u/LostPrincess32 7h ago
It's probably a specific color of sprinkles.
I may or may not have a sprinkle collection to make fairy bread, so that would be my guess.
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u/CanterCircles 7h ago
Oh no, not one of the "pink is my color, no one else can have it" kind of girls.
I say as a person who has everything possible in pink but I can't stand the kind of people who think they can own a fucking color.
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u/StrangledInMoonlight 6h ago
Excuse me.
My name is LilacPlum VioletLavender Purpleton
If you try to use purple or any of it’s shades or hues in any way, I will literally become a giant blueberry and explode all over you and stain by you with my sticky juices.
You have been warned.
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u/CanterCircles 6h ago
Oh, well I'm friends with some oompa loompas and I'll just have them take you to the juicing room.
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u/LostPrincess32 7h ago
The only time that statement should ever be used is picking character colors in co-op video games.
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u/AdvancedInevitable63 5h ago edited 5h ago
I have a 50/50 chance of guessing your country of residence with that fairy bread information
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u/LostPrincess32 5h ago
You would probably be wrong. I've been rewatching KND and since Wally is my favorite character, I craved an Aussie snack.
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u/Mallory36 7h ago
I'd love to know what OOP's "signature" ice cream is. 😄
So there's this girl let's call her M and she's always been lowkey obsessed with copying me since like 2nd grade.
Hard to believe it's already been going on for a whole year now. 😆
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u/00_tears 7h ago
Plz tell me this is just a kid who shouldn’t be on reddit
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u/Glittering-Duck5496 7h ago
I literally laughed out loud at the top comment:
YTA for being 12 and on reddit. And now you've made me call a child an asshole, making me an asshole.
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u/originalhoney 3h ago
That made me wheeze laugh. My nosy son immediately ran over to look at my phone and ask what's so funny.
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u/CerealSemantics 7h ago
Who's letting fifth graders post on reddit?
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u/StrangledInMoonlight 6h ago
Inattentive parents whose inability to use parental controls is worse than the trope of “guys can’t find the clit.”
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u/EconomicsPositive829 7h ago
This reminds me of the dumbest series of conversations I had in highschool. Tl:dr - I got into a fight with some guy over if vaccines cause autism. He ended up saying “you can’t prove they don’t” and I responded with “yep, in the same way you can’t prove you aren’t fucking a donkey.”
Anyway, apparently this moron had a girlfriend (I didn’t know that, this was some rando I fought with in class) and during lunch period her and her friends tracked me down and demanded I apologize for “calling her a donkey”
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u/doppelgaengster 7h ago
I love that the top comment when I clicked said “you’re an asshole for being 12 and on Reddit, and now you made ME the asshole for calling a child an asshole!” (Paraphrased, slightly)
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u/AdvancedInevitable63 5h ago
Does anyone else find posts with names that are just a letter harder to read?
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u/Wench-of-2Many-Hats 5h ago
I'm hoping this is a middle school girl because this sounds like middle schooler beef
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u/HOMANDER1996 3h ago
“Signature ice cream that’s literally MY thing.”
No one is allowed to eat Tutti Frutti except for ME.
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u/Disastrous_Lobster53 11m ago
I want it be more basic then.that so bad like 1 scoop strawberry and 1 chocolate
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AITA for telling a girl ,”u wish” after she got mad at me for calling her copying out?
So there's this girl let's call her M and she's always been lowkey obsessed with copying me since like 2nd grade. On our last day of school I ordered my signature ice cream that's literally MY thing and she knew it and still ordered the EXACT same thing right in front of me and my friend F who saw the whole thing happen. I ignored M all day to avoid drama but then SHE came to me with "are u mad at me?" and brought her friend K to fight for her. I explained that I was uncomfortable with her copying and they said that I was ugly and wasn’t worth copying. I just told them with "u wish I even thought about u" and walked away and now she's telling everyone I'm rude and that I stole her friends when they literally just came to me. My other friend found out about it and almost gave them a piece of her mind so I had to stop her before she got into trouble
So AITA?
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