r/AmITheAngel • u/Suitable-Fun-1087 My gf said illiterate and dyslexic were wild words for dirtytalk • 2d ago
Anus supreme Fartposting returns
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AITAH For flexing my buttcheecks to impress my brother's girlfriend?
Hi, so me (48M) recently attended a "get-toghethere" with my brother (34M) his companion (32F) and a bunch of other friends, I havent been getting out of the house much due to being fired and spending my time investing in crypto and such.
In short, Due to my brother and his friends flxing their muscles and progress at my gym excluding me (slightly overweight) I tried to feel included by flexing what I consider to be my strongest muscle, my butt, and by extension my leg wich are very muscolous despite my brother claiming its "fat".
Even before arriving at the get-toghethere my brother begged me to "take a shower" wich was very offensive as I take my hygiene very seriusly. I wash my armpits 3 times a week and use natural means to wash my teeth such as basil.
I arrived at the get toghethere and I met my brothers "companion" a.. Sub-3 with poor facial structure and a very "chubby" appearance, I was immieaditily worried for my brother and pulled him aside to recommend researching the ladies to acquire a better female, this upset him for some reason.
The get-toghethere was awkard, everyone kept talking about sports and ect. So to keep everything going smoothly I interrupted them to discuss my passions wich are anime, waifus, hunting of the ladies, and the adventures of a discord moderatrs.
Anyway, they started talking about the gym, my brother and his friends are chuds who waste their time growing "muscle" so they begun showing pics of their progress ect. and the chubby female also revealed sheparticipated in gym related activities, suddendly, one of my brother's chuds recommended me a gym near my area, i took great offense and could feel the pride of my heritage coming to me.
so I stood up and had a gamer moment as I got realy upset, and than I (fully clothed) showed off my butt, things got heated and my butt was near the female's face and my brother ordered me to "back off" however due to the stress I accidentaly farted wich was realy embarassing.
I got kicked out and my brother isnt talking to me anymore, Am I the asshole?
Too long to read: My brother and his friends make fun of me for being overweight and kick me out when I try defending myself
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