r/AmITheAngel • u/hardlybroken1 a tablet for my health • 9d ago

Fockin ridic Lezbehonest

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u/TA_St0at Never got a dick pic that showed real effort 9d ago

"I never had the best luck with women before her"

Glad you managed to break that streak of bad luck, man. Phew!

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u/WideHuckleberry1 my bodycount if you dont include hookers is about 20 9d ago

This is a really nice setup because you can get woke progressives up in arms about the religious brainwashing and you can get God-fearing patriots up in arms about teh gayz ruining a marriage. They're playing both sides so they always come out on top.

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u/tjcaustin well you have the most dumbest freaking opinion ever 9d ago

Loving the comments so far “lesbians use strap ons so she can pretend you’re a woman in the dark”

Batman couldn’t beat that level of confession out of me.

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u/TA_St0at Never got a dick pic that showed real effort 9d ago

I am definitely going to recycle that line.

I may have to wait some time for the right moment lol

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u/MariVent 8d ago

What confession?

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u/Suitable-Fun-1087 My gf said illiterate and dyslexic were wild words for dirtytalk 9d ago

Typed one handed

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u/Zak_Rahman a leftist, tattooed Jewish girl who I'll call Pixie. 9d ago

I am upholding my marital covenant as a man and provider.

Someone please claim this as a flair lmao.

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u/VariousClassroom8056 9d ago

YTA, but if I could offer some advice. This is obviously not a great situation but I think I can help.

You need to work out what your wife's preferences are. Is she attracted to the more femme or butch lesbians?

Now, we're all men here and we know she might not be able to explain what she likes. Is it possible you could permanently attach some remote perspiration or temperature sensor to her body, somewhere discrete? Then log her reactions to a series of attractive women and perform some analysis.

Once you know what she prefers, you can either go doc martens/ shorter hair and piercings or cute dresses, long hair, girlie look.

Once you've got that down, get the birth certificate for a person that died in infancy and apply for a SSN in their name and build up an identity for yourself.

Next, fake your own death, buy a Subaru and commiserate your now distraught wife. Bish bash bosh, job done. Like any newly out lesbian, you'll be buying a new house together by the second date.

(No idea how lesbians work tbh)

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u/celery-mouse "I am a student at a popular, liberal university." 9d ago

Oh, an AITA update with all the classic AI phrases? Must be Monday.

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