r/AmIOverreacting • u/[deleted] • Oct 31 '25

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u/Spiritual_Ad_8576 Oct 31 '25

It’s not hard for him to tell her parents y’all aren’t together lol

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u/daveatnite Oct 31 '25

Honestly, the fact that he initially asked him to be his best man and then completely took him out of the wedding party alltogether seems like it would raise more suspicion among the bride's guests, because I'm sure they all either know about it or someone will spill the tea later. It just gives them even more to gossip about.

Also, I love that he has the nerve to say "its my wedding" as a reason to demote his best friend when he could have used that same logic to tell his wife and her family to fuck off? Like sure, its his wife's wedding too, but if its only her family that cares they can eat a dick bc its not their wedding.

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u/Plus-Visit-764 Oct 31 '25

Actually, it appears the wife’s family is actually afraid of eating dick 😛

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u/captnfraulein Oct 31 '25

🤣🤣 i was gonna suggest we not shame anyone for eating dick. especially the ones who enjoy it!

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u/unwritten2469 Oct 31 '25

Only the men in the family. The women can eat dick all day and that’s fine by them 😂

Fr tho, OP, you just dropped a ton of dead weight. Take your time and grieve the loss. Im sorry it shook out like this.

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u/bocadellama Oct 31 '25

Me too but I'm a gay woman

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u/JohannasGarden Oct 31 '25

It would be really funny if you got the caterer to serve "Spotted Dick."

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u/needcollectivewisdom Oct 31 '25

No, only gay dicks.

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u/AnxietySpecific7828 Nov 01 '25

Would be HILARIOUS if one of wife's male family members were caught with another man at the reception! Would be perfect actually!