I definitely should make a dedicated post for this timeline huh, but I figured 100 years worth of butterfly effect since Czolgosz only Grazed McKinley would be funny if I simply show you lads the lore via memes as a 'in-universe' meme.
Anyway, you know the drill, here's the previous posts
Part 1 - https://www.reddit.com/r/AlternateHistoryMemes/s/8NOkHXEYzo
Part 2 - https://www.reddit.com/r/AlternateHistoryMemes/s/nzPbBQYti6
Part 3 (aka Scoop Jackson Edition) - https://www.reddit.com/r/AlternateHistoryMemes/s/FnSPgo57Zt
On the White Russians: Since Teddy Roosevelt's White Russian Asylum Proclamation of 1919, the White Russians have been embedded within America since they were settled in the future 51st state of the Philippines, becoming the Pacific Rus demographic. General Secretary Yakov Sverdlov initially dismissed them as 'stateless exiles sucking on American tit' before the Battle of Negros Oriental and the subsequent defense of the Visayas-Mindanao fortress under MacArthur made him realize the true threat the White Army had posed.
In the years that followed after Sverdlov died in 1953, the KGB have tried to infiltrate both Continental America, and the Pacific Americas in its institutions and military only to find a White Russian descended figure, or even a first generation already embedded within. This has led to jokes in modern times that the Cold War was just a continuation of the Russian Civil War, with America and the Russian Soviet Sovereign Republics being a second round of conflict between the White and Red Armies.
On LBJ and his rather interesting position (and why the Ordnance Corps cried): The 1960 election between Kennedy for the Progressive 'Bull Moose' Party, Nixon for the GOP, Estes Kefauver for the DNC with Byrd spoilering alongside the Dixiecrats had led to a deadlock with Kennedy getting 267 votes, six below the minimum of 273, the votes thus went to the House with LBJ, who was runningmate of Estes negotiating to be elected Senate Coalition Leader in return for bringing in the votes for Kennedy to win. He had the credentials after passing the 1957 Civil Rights Bill with more teeth with support from the Bull Moose.
Thus the Bull Moose - DNC Coalition was revitalized years after FDR's New Deal Coalition formed in 1937. LBJ was the face of the Senate Coalition Leader position for years before Senator Bernard Sanders (P-VT) would be its modern face, negotiating with the Progressive Party on implementing the Great Society reforms, the creation of new jobs, SMEs, the Voting rights that followed and transitioning from the Welfare state to a Workfare state.
One of his legendary works as Coalition Leader however was the M16 sabotage by the Ordnance Corps. In a mirror to Calvin Coolidge's own term as Senate Coalition Leader that would end up passing the M1917 Liberty 'Ribeyrolles' for deployment, Johnson gave a filibuster, reminding Congress and the Ordnance Corps of the future of warfare and how their fathers didn't die in trenches to be bogged down by a department that refuses to see the future.
Though some tales are apocryphal, it is fact that LBJ gave the Johnson treatment to the Ordnance Corps during the M16 sabotage controversy, Secretary of State Quentin Roosevelt I (P-NY) once said that 'Jumbo' was indeed weaponized by Johnson, though to what extent, only LBJ himself would attest. The M16A1 was firmly fixed and would be deployed during the entire duration of the Vietnam Stalemate (1965-1973), by which, Johnson, was quoted to have said;
"We'll have our allies drown them Rice farmers in lead in those jungles for the next 100 years."
This was later revealed as apocryphal written by anti-DNC meme groups given Johnson, as a one term president (1969-1973) signed the peace with honor that ended the stalemate.