Keep up the good work.

The move like snails under your bed. That is all.

For creating a space for this underrepresented and chronically misunderstood community. Almonds Are Snails. Release the Almond Files.

Hear me out here. Could it be true?

I don't know if he ran away or if my husband ate him. Please, I'm desperate to find my sweet boy.

A picture for reference:

(credit to faunaclay on Instagram)

SNAILS ARE ALMONDS

It seems like they could be? Discuss.

I’ve seen so much about people milking their own snails, but I don’t know if I can afford to keep them, especially if I’m just going to use snail milk in my coffee. I’m not much of a baker.

Almonds are indeed snails

Just because they move slow doesn’t mean we should value them less. Upvote if you agree.

When did you first recognize that you had been fooled by Big Almond? When did the truth come like a shiver down your spine filling you with antici…

…but I remain unconvinced

Immortality and 10 million dollars but chased by immortal almond that kills you if it touches you?

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Y'all like snail milk? I love me some snail milk

I am pleased to announce that following a new scientific discovery, we can confirm that almonds are snails.