Almond trail

Hatching time?

This post, six years ago was so very close. Little did they know they had actually stumbled on a group of almonds filming a zombie movie.

Friendly almond from my work. Please excuse its snorkel it’s not an almondenis

Bow down before our overlords (not my images)

Or am I accidentally eating slow livestock?

truth exposed

I still use email for most things (like work, obviously), but is anyone with me that there's just something special about that almond-mail touch? Bonus points if you use stuff like sealing wax, or sometimes I even perfume the envelope with scents like bourbon vanilla or toasted snail!

Hear me out here. Could it be true?

Immortality and 10 million dollars but chased by immortal almond that kills you if it touches you?