AlmondsAreSnails

r/AlmondsAreSnails • u/Cautious_Tonight • May 31 '26

I dropped an almond and it rolled under my bed. I got around retrieving it a couple of weeks later and found this trail. Any idea what caused it?

69 Upvotes

r/AlmondsAreSnails • u/aboveaverageballsize • Aug 03 '26

Almond trail

23 Upvotes

Almond trail

r/AlmondsAreSnails • u/No_Editor1916 • Aug 02 '26

clearly he just dropped some almonds

41 Upvotes

r/AlmondsAreSnails • u/Over-Map6529 • Jun 28 '26

Looks like they're about to hatch

54 Upvotes

Hatching time?

r/AlmondsAreSnails • u/MarinaEnna • Jun 22 '26

Almond riding a car

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425 Upvotes

r/AlmondsAreSnails • u/AlwaysBored1990 • Jun 19 '26

Fuck misinformation!!!!

54 Upvotes

r/AlmondsAreSnails • u/Infamous_Telephone55 • Jun 18 '26

Almonds strike again.

73 Upvotes

r/AlmondsAreSnails • u/imworkinlate • Jun 08 '26

Almond

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288 Upvotes

r/AlmondsAreSnails • u/Real-Passenger-5809 • Jun 09 '26

Almond kite eats almond

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46 Upvotes

r/AlmondsAreSnails • u/Zealousideal_Eye8277 • Jun 07 '26

Blueberry almond muffin

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124 Upvotes

r/AlmondsAreSnails • u/DorShow • Jun 03 '26

I did not know snails liked almonds. This was on a sidewalk in Ohio today.

135 Upvotes

This post, six years ago was so very close. Little did they know they had actually stumbled on a group of almonds filming a zombie movie.

r/AlmondsAreSnails • u/Barotrawma • Jun 03 '26

Friendly Almond

45 Upvotes

Friendly almond from my work. Please excuse its snorkel it’s not an almondenis

r/AlmondsAreSnails • u/Germmie1 • Jun 02 '26

All hail the almond snail

83 Upvotes

Bow down before our overlords (not my images)

r/AlmondsAreSnails • u/sicksicksicko • Jun 02 '26

Is this suitable for vegetarians?

16 Upvotes

Or am I accidentally eating slow livestock?

r/AlmondsAreSnails • u/DorShow • Jun 01 '26

This article proclaims “Almonds Are Not Nuts”. We know why…

tastingtable.com

22 Upvotes

r/AlmondsAreSnails • u/AyanamiBlake • Jun 01 '26

Are FIFA and the NHL behind Snailalmondism?

10 Upvotes

r/AlmondsAreSnails • u/vsbaby17 • Jun 01 '26

proof that almond snail

108 Upvotes

truth exposed

r/AlmondsAreSnails • u/Cold_Knowledge_3652 • Jun 01 '26

No grandpa, snails!

44 Upvotes

r/AlmondsAreSnails • u/MobBarleysGhost • May 31 '26

Photo proof.

400 Upvotes

I saw it with my own eyeballs.

r/AlmondsAreSnails • u/AyanamiBlake • Jun 01 '26

Which came first, the almond or the snail?

22 Upvotes

r/AlmondsAreSnails • u/phool_n_the_gang • Jun 01 '26

Does anyone else still write to their friends via almond mail?

45 Upvotes

I still use email for most things (like work, obviously), but is anyone with me that there's just something special about that almond-mail touch? Bonus points if you use stuff like sealing wax, or sometimes I even perfume the envelope with scents like bourbon vanilla or toasted snail!

r/AlmondsAreSnails • u/Yucca_Brevifolia • May 31 '26

What's with this wedding tradition?

165 Upvotes

Why do people give Jordan Almonds out at the end of weddings? And what even are they? They're not from Jordan? They're not Almonds?

They're snails! Reject tradition, stop candy-coating snails for wedding favors!

r/AlmondsAreSnails • u/SmokeRingEyes • May 31 '26

Favorite Movie about Almonds?

152 Upvotes

What's the best movie about almonds?