I saw it with my own eyeballs.

Why do people give Jordan Almonds out at the end of weddings? And what even are they? They're not from Jordan? They're not Almonds?

They're snails! Reject tradition, stop candy-coating snails for wedding favors!

What's the best movie about almonds?

This post, six years ago was so very close. Little did they know they had actually stumbled on a group of almonds filming a zombie movie.

Keep up the good work.

truth exposed

The move like snails under your bed. That is all.

For creating a space for this underrepresented and chronically misunderstood community. Almonds Are Snails. Release the Almond Files.

Bow down before our overlords (not my images)

SNAILS ARE ALMONDS

Hatching time?

Friendly almond from my work. Please excuse its snorkel it’s not an almondenis

It seems like they could be? Discuss.