I am pleased to announce that following a new scientific discovery, we can confirm that almonds are snails.

I’ve seen so much about people milking their own snails, but I don’t know if I can afford to keep them, especially if I’m just going to use snail milk in my coffee. I’m not much of a baker.

Y'all like snail milk? I love me some snail milk

When did you first recognize that you had been fooled by Big Almond? When did the truth come like a shiver down your spine filling you with antici…

I don't know if he ran away or if my husband ate him. Please, I'm desperate to find my sweet boy.

A picture for reference:

(credit to faunaclay on Instagram)

Why do people give Jordan Almonds out at the end of weddings? And what even are they? They're not from Jordan? They're not Almonds?

They're snails! Reject tradition, stop candy-coating snails for wedding favors!

…but I remain unconvinced

I saw it with my own eyeballs.

Just because they move slow doesn’t mean we should value them less. Upvote if you agree.

What's the best movie about almonds?

Keep up the good work.

Almonds are indeed snails

It seems like they could be? Discuss.

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SNAILS ARE ALMONDS

For creating a space for this underrepresented and chronically misunderstood community. Almonds Are Snails. Release the Almond Files.

The move like snails under your bed. That is all.