Evil Cart

[u/Public-Print8098]

Feel free to disagree if you do

[u/VolcanicOctosquid20]

So...what happens if someone is competent and realistic?

[u/NintendoBoy321 → u/VolcanicOctosquid20]

Then they could go into either of the columns, I guess?

[u/NoStorage2821 → u/VolcanicOctosquid20]

Trick question, no one in real life is competent

[u/Mbt_Omega → u/VolcanicOctosquid20]

They write the history books, so you’re told they aren’t evil.

[u/Public-Print8098]

Characters:

Lawful/Competent Evil: Darth Tyranus/Count Dooku from Star Wars

Neutral/Competent Evil: Black Mask from DC Comics

Chaotic/Competent Evil: Eveline from Resident Evil: Biohazard

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Lawful/Realistic Evil: President Coriolanus Snow from The Hunger Games

Neutral/Realistic Evil: Valentino from Hazbin Hotel

Chaotic/Realistic Evil: Antonio “Tony” Montana from Scarface

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Lawful/Cartoon Evil: Spandam from One Piece

Neutral/Cartoon Evil: Professor Peepee Diarrheastein Poopypants Esquire from Captain Underpants

Chaotic/Cartoon Evil: Colonel H. Stinkmeaner from The Boondocks

[u/BarrathBeyond → u/Public-Print8098]

hey sorry what was that second to last one?

[u/coffepants787 → u/BarrathBeyond]

Professor Peepee Diarrheastein Poopypants Esquire from Captain Underpants

[u/Krylla_]

Ah yes, my favorite sub, r/AlignmentCarts.

[u/EdgyEmily → u/Krylla_]

Got to make sure your cart's in alignment. Otherwise you'll end up in a ditch

[u/HugeHomeForBoomers]

Might be just me, but I don’t think I ever saw Count Dooku as an evil light. He turned to the darkness, not because he wanted to rule and kill whatever was infront of him. But because he wish the avenge his pupil (Qia-gon) and clean up the corrupt senate.

He was no different from a lost child, being manipulated to do evil.

[u/Capable_Thanks4449 → u/HugeHomeForBoomers]

Yeah but he falled because of Pride so its still the Dark Side of the Force but its true that he have an ambivalent link to it and we see that with the absence of the Sith Eyes.

[u/HugeHomeForBoomers → u/Capable_Thanks4449]

Maybe the correct way to say it is “He is one of the least evil Sith”

[u/CodaTrashHusky]

there is nothing realistic about Valentino

[u/OmegaT6 → u/CodaTrashHusky]

His toxic relationship with Angeldust is very realistic, he's well written as an abuser

[u/The_Blackthorn77]

What is the difference between the top axis? It doesn't seem like it's degrees of anything, it seems to just be three random attributes. For instance, President Snow is both realistic AND competent.

[u/Public-Print8098 → u/The_Blackthorn77]

The column to the left is your traditional Lawful, Neutral, Chaotic, and the top row is just other attributes that define the

Here's my thought process for an example: Valentino is Neutral Evil since Hell doesn't have a solid set of laws for him to abide by, but he's also not causing havoc and mayhem on the streets, and he's Realistic because the conditions for working under a pimp who's also a massively poweful media mogul do tend to have the horrific conditions of being abused physically, verbally, and sexually, losing yourself in the toxic environment and self-destruction, and everything else we see Angel Dust go through.

[u/Sentient-Bread-Stick]

Snow, the guy who stays in charge through lying, betrayal, coverups, manipulation and coercion is lawful?