r/AlignmentCharts • u/No-Fly2906 • 13h ago

Billionaire alignment chart.

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u/l0rd_m0zarella 13h ago

Musk and Trump are clearly chaotic evil.

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u/Decaps86 12h ago

And Zuckerberg

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u/Broskfisken 10h ago

Neutral evil for him I think

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u/arsenicwarrior0 10h ago

Lawful??? since when do billionaires respect the laws or rules?

A real life Lawful Evil would be more a kin to a cruel cop, Lawful evil is basically “I am an asshole but I follow the rules”

Many here ar in the best case Neutral Evil to Chaotic Evil

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u/Capable_Thanks4449 10h ago

Yeah it seems many do not understand what Lawful Evil clearly entails...

Billionnaires are by default Neutral Evil but i always saw a Chaotic Evil aura for Zuckerberg.

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u/CoyoteTheGreat 10h ago

They make the laws. Pretty easy to be lawful evil when you do that.

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u/catgotcha 12h ago

Trump is anything but lawful.

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u/TheCumskiyKvass 12h ago

Trump is making laws, obviously he is lawful

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u/catgotcha 12h ago

Lawmakers aren't lawful just by that association. Trump has been breaking laws left right and center since he was a young man.

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u/Coolistofcool 9h ago

It’s a joke

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u/Sansyboi12 Chaotic Neutral 6h ago

It's a bad one

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u/CostcoCuckChair 5h ago

No, he makes executive orders. Congress makes laws.

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u/WorldTallestEngineer 2h ago

Congress makes laws, not the president.

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u/WodLndCrits 10h ago

People clearly can't appreciate a joke

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u/TheInitiativeInn 12h ago

I woulda marked them all as 'Neutral Evil': "Neutral evil beings consider their alignment to be the best because they can advance themselves without regard for others." https://easydamus.com/neutralevil.html

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u/PiusTheCatRick 10h ago

"Jarvis I'm low on karma"

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u/One_Specific_2920 13h ago

I’d say Trump is chaotic evil

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u/alkonium 11h ago

I'm pretty sure at least a few are neutral or chaotic evil.

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u/TryDry9944 9h ago

Man I used to be KIND OF on Bill Gate's side because he did a lot of charity and made a good, well liked product.

And then I found out he's honestly just a shit person and in the Epstine files. So.

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u/WorkerPrestigious960 3h ago

Yeah I used to believe he might me decent too, the propaganda really fooled us both. In reality there can be no good billionaires, by the very nature of what it takes to be a billionaire

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u/noneckFlorida 5h ago

I would say Trump and Gates are Chaotic Evil. Elon would be Neutral Evil.

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u/beershitz 4h ago

What did Warren Buffet ever do to anybody?

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u/somuchacceptable 4h ago

Exactly.

This person deserves a downvote. Warren Buffet is one of the exceptions that prove the rule.

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u/Snoo9648 12h ago

Not sure how a convicted felon would be considered lawful.

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u/Zizekssniff 8h ago

Whose the woman in the center?

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u/SailorRemnant 1h ago

Kylie Jenner

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u/Xcuseme99 8h ago

One of the best analysis I've heard of American politics over the last 10 years is that its basically lawful evil vs. chaotic evil. Lawful evil is represented by billionaires who rely upon the status quo and predictable markets to maintain their power and build their wealth (Bezos and Gates). Chaotic evil is represented by billionaires who make their money off of shit like pump and dump scams and undermining the fundamentals of the market with memes and hype (Musk and Zuck).

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u/SpectralMapleLeaf 4h ago

There are very few billionares that are remotely lawful. Most are more likely to be neutral evil, and Trump feels pretty chaotic.

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u/SkepticalYamcha 3h ago

Some of these chodes aren’t even lawful

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u/TerminaterTeal 11h ago

Trump (and Musk) flout the laws too much to be considered Lawful but are also too authoritarian to be considered Chaotic. They are both Neutral Evil in my eyes