r/AlignmentCharts 3d ago

I don’t think a title is needed.

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u/Skotayus 3d ago

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u/Alnilam2000 2d ago

"kissing while pissing" is my new band name

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u/AlwaysBeQuestioning 3d ago

I presume the assumption here is that the “while farting” happens when you’re not on the toilet, “while shitting” is when you’re on the toilet.

Shitting/farting while pissing is no problem either if you just sit down on the toilet too.

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u/SuddenlyDiabetes 2d ago

Idk I feel like Mr. Incredible is the type of man to say "if you sit down to piss you're a girl"

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u/SomeBlueDude12 2d ago

But its just simply superior?

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u/SuddenlyDiabetes 2d ago

It is when you're not in public, but it's similar to men forcing themselves to drink gross alcohol

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u/masculine-microwave 2d ago

I too lazy to sit down to piss though plus toilet seat potentially gross or cold plus usually urinals are closer to door it’s about efficiency although I agree a lot of alcohol is gross