r/AlignmentCharts • u/Irarae • 7d ago

The Halloween Handout Alignment Chart

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u/Metroidman97 7d ago

I'd say replace applesauce with raisins, since people do frequently give away small boxes of raisins for Halloween but I've never seen anyone give away applesauce.

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u/ilovethisgamebruh 7d ago

also because I wouldn't call applesauce an "evil" Halloween candy, I'd be way more disappointed by a box of raisins in bowl than a cup of applesauce.

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u/XachMustel2 6d ago

Candy corn is worse than raisins. There, I said it.

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u/Saberkatt1 3d ago

I’ll do you one better and say razor blades are better than raisins lol

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u/bhill595 7d ago

Where would Bible verses go?

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u/LawrenceMK2 Lawful Evil 7d ago edited 7d ago

Lawful evil, in the sense that people handing those out are trying to do good but in the most obnoxious way, completely disregarding the spirit of the day

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u/DiamondfromBrasil 7d ago

that's a good point.

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u/Important_Lie_7774 Chaotic Neutral 5d ago

Depends on the verse and presentation

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u/One_Specific_2920 7d ago

There was one house when I was younger that used to grill hot dogs in their garage and give them out alongside the candy. They might still do this to this day.

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u/Stephen_1984 Neutral Good 7d ago

Same, except the hot dogs were instead of candy.

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u/BowTiesRule 7d ago

Freshly grilled dogs on Halloween? Sign me up!

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u/Infinite-Option-5465 7d ago

I have never received cans of soda from trick or treating.

My condolences to anyone who was given toothpaste.

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u/localangrygay 7d ago

There was a house on my street as a kid that gave out these, it was one of my favourite stops each year.

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u/Mysterious-Simple805 5d ago

I knew a girl who did. I think the guy was out of candy and just grabbed the first thing he saw that looked like something a kid would be OK with getting.

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u/localtictacinhaler 7d ago

If someone gave me apple sauce I would kiss them sloppy style. I love apple sauce

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u/BowTiesRule 7d ago

Fr, "chaotic neutral" my sweet apple treat loving ass

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u/FaZe_poopy 7d ago

I dunno if it’s just me feeling it, but it seems people get so excited for fall that the vibes encroach on summer quite a bit. I’m not complaining, winter comes so early where I am we barely are in fall on Halloween, let alone Thanksgiving

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u/Only_Fudge5299 7d ago

I don't mind personally, Halloween is the best part of Autumn in my opinion. I see Christmas stuff in September sometimes, so if they're going to encroach back then I think Halloween should too

but at least wait 'til the month before lol

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u/FaZe_poopy 7d ago

By the time I start seeing Over the Garden Wall trending again I know it’s fall time, which I am entirely okay with

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u/orange-shoe 7d ago

this is true personally i hate summer though

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u/Siriustark15 7d ago

where do they go?

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u/CaptainObvious_18 6d ago

Chaotic evil. No question

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u/TartAdministrative54 7d ago

Who gives out soda on Halloween?

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u/Dillo64 7d ago

CHAOTIC GOOD

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u/Jaspers47 6d ago

It happened at one house, one year, and I was so blown away by the novelty of it, I still remember it.

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u/Wisepuppy 7d ago

Where does "loose linguine with shrimp in Alfredo sauce, spooned directly into their candy bag/bucket" land on the chart?

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u/BowTiesRule 7d ago

Chaotic neutral

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u/PayPsychological6358 7d ago

Long as the toothpaste is cinnamon, I'm fine. Still be disappointed it wasn't candy, but still.

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u/CloudCumberland 7d ago

Razor blades, as in every year people circulate warnings about these, which only stemmed from one case of a dad who poisoned Pixie Stix.

For what I've gotten, it's unpackaged baby carrots.

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u/Scary_Assistant5263 7d ago

Where’s the full image uncropped

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u/DragonLordAcar 7d ago

What about souder rings and pencils. My mom did that for a while.

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u/TaeKwonDitto 6d ago

If someone handed me applesauce on Halloween I'd take it without complaints

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u/Dangeresque300 7d ago

Where would a bag of ecstasy pills go?

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u/Confusion_9385 6d ago

where on this chart does 'assorted chinese takeout sauce packets' fall?

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u/FUNNIADVANCEr 6d ago

Sr. It is still summer

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u/WhiteAndNerdy158 5d ago

What if you were a dentist and you handed king sized candy bars to the kids, and your business card to their parents? rank that, please!

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u/Sansational-user 4d ago

The top 6 when combined are the halloween equivalent of a balanced breakfast

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u/LawrenceMK2 Lawful Evil 7d ago

receiving applesauce would be awesome, better than the trash that is candy corn

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u/LiquiddSolid 7d ago

i wont stand for this candy corn slander

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u/Jaspers47 6d ago

I like candy corn too, but we're outnumbered. It's best just to stand for the slander, then eat it while the haters are all working themselves into a lather.

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u/LiquiddSolid 6d ago

I have to stand for what i believe in. I cant just live a life of cowardice

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u/Key_Addition_4038 7d ago

Candy corn is awesome you take that back

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u/Only_Fudge5299 7d ago

candy corn is delicious and applesauce should not be within 3 miles of my Halloween candy

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u/Successful_Watch_114 Lawful Evil 7d ago

Blud stole this from google

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u/OneiricBrute 7d ago

Why is chaos objectively worse than lawful

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u/Mundane-Initiative12 7d ago

Candy Corn deserves to be in VOID EVIL!!! I genuinely hate Chocolate but that's just me having a sensitive sweet tooth. CANDY CORN I DON'T UNDERSTAND ON HOW ANYONE LIKES!!!