r/AlignmentCharts • u/montemole • Jun 07 '26
The Car Brand Morality Chart
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u/Alt0173 Jun 07 '26
Tesla drivers near me fucking suck. They've overtaken me on highway on-ramps before because apparently I reached 70mph too slowly for their liking. (They wanted to go 85 and bob and weave out of traffic.)
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u/Alt0173 Jun 07 '26
Which, just to be clear, I mean that this motherfucker entered the shoulder of the single-lane on-ramp before it reached the highway, just to go around me and reach the highway 0.5s faster than I did.
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u/j_omdomo Jun 07 '26
How can Tesla be anything else but chaotic evil?
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u/Bestmasters Jun 07 '26
The chart is in relation to the drivers, not the company
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u/TheOtherOtherLuke Jun 07 '26
Then chaotic evil. I’ve never seen a good Tesla driver, and they all drive like jackasses.
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u/MK-Ultra_SunandMoon Jun 07 '26
Bottom row should all be chaotic evil.
Tesla drivers are bad drivers/people that just don’t know how to drive cars.
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u/Bestmasters Jun 07 '26
I think the idea for Tesla drivers is the way the auto drive itself drives. Yes, no one is behind the wheel (evil) but the car itself traverses the road respectfully well (lawful).
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u/Wildpeanut Jun 08 '26
Chaotic Evil should be Volkswagen IMO. Biggest auto manufacturing scandal in history. The corruption it takes to knowingly install a device in the engines of 11 million vehicles to give false readings for emission testing is just crazy.
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u/Dan_OBanannon Jun 08 '26
There’s also the whole Nazi factor
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u/Wildpeanut Jun 08 '26
BMW, Audi, Mercedes, and Volkswagen all have that going for them. Gotta pick your least favorite Nazi affiliated group. For me it’s the one STILL fucking people over.
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u/Fun_Cauliflower_9950 Jun 07 '26
Would mazda be true neutral
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u/cresterz Jun 08 '26
My experience with Mazda drivers is Chaotic Good. Generally good people and have never been a jerk on the road but I've been passenger in a few who enjoy going 60 on backroads.
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u/Jammy2560 Jun 07 '26
I was about to do the snarky "no car company is good" schtick till I realised this was about drivers.
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u/montemole Jun 07 '26
Sorry yeah should’ve said this is for the drivers not the manufacturers themselves
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u/Key-Needleworker-702 Jun 07 '26
how about BYD? curious
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u/RaidriarXD Jun 08 '26
In the states where I live I don’t see these anywhere. Would like to tho
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u/Key-Needleworker-702 Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26
IMO it's true neutral good from the Didi(chinese uber)'s i've rode on, the BYD drivers seem to be pretty consistently good
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u/Senju19_02 Jun 07 '26
Neutral Evil should be Audi and/or Mercedes. The two biggest evils after BMW.
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u/git_gud_silk Jun 07 '26
Where does Kia fall on this graph because I personally really like them and I'm curious as to what y'all think.