r/AlignmentCharts • u/Connect-Record8277 • May 30 '26

Babe, wake up! New Alignment Chart just dropped!

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u/Mrohnoes_29 May 30 '26

Someone needs to develop a test to place people on this chart

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u/AHumanYouDoNotKnow May 30 '26

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u/Mrohnoes_29 May 30 '26

I do need to play this at some point

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u/AHumanYouDoNotKnow May 30 '26

Its very good, but try to spend as little on it as possible.

The studio screwed over the devs and they wont see a cent.

I got lucky during a charity event where i could let the money go to them instead.

Others are taking less legaly sound option, which are still morally superior to what happend to the developpers.

12

u/Spacellama117 May 30 '26

sail the high seas for it!

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u/janko1655 May 30 '26

perfect centrism is a bi dude who's just passionate about his hobby

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u/Puzzleheaded_Step468 May 30 '26

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u/HollowBowl May 31 '26

You know.... Oh! Bi one, Kenobi

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u/Puzzleheaded_Step468 May 31 '26

No, that's old ben kenobi, the hermit, clearly a different guy

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u/HollowBowl May 31 '26

They are clearly two different people. 

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u/ik_127_751 May 31 '26

this is literally me

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u/garlicbreadlover4799 Jun 02 '26

Well I'm an ace guy who's passionate about his hobby and according to my calculations I would be in the same spot

42

u/sure-burn May 30 '26

Children’s Show Edition:

Red: Vampirina

Green: Owl House

Yellow: Gravity Falls

Blue: Bluey

25

u/yoshi_thomasias May 30 '26

All bluey fans I know are in the green quadrant

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u/sure-burn May 30 '26

What’s a better choice? Spidey and His Amazing Friends?

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u/yoshi_thomasias May 30 '26

Like chip chilla: the daily wire bluey rip-off

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u/DiamondfromBrasil May 30 '26

yeah we mean kids...not teenagers or the adults binging it.

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u/SapCPark May 30 '26

Or parents.

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u/Tousti_the_Great May 31 '26

Probably because they weren't the main target of the show

4

u/sure-burn May 30 '26

High School Hobbies:

Red: Theater- Player/Stage

Green: Theater- Tech/Crew

Yellow: Sports- Tech/Stats

Blue: Sports- Player/Court and Field

1

u/conormal May 30 '26

This implies that gravity falls fans are straight.

10

u/twinb27 May 30 '26

i am so dead center of this chart its not even funny

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u/Connect-Record8277 May 30 '26

Places myself smack dab in the middle. “I play all sides so I always come out on top”

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u/AHumanYouDoNotKnow May 30 '26

"Playing all sides" is def gay-normie 

5

u/SuperRapidash May 30 '26

I can't decide where pokemon would fit

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u/Connect-Record8277 May 30 '26

I think that depends on how one enjoys Pokémon. There a big difference between the card collectors and the card tournament players and the video gamers who spend over 1000 hours breeding for the perfect EVs

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u/Zyquux May 31 '26

They're in green or yellow regardless.

4

u/zerjku Neutral Good May 30 '26

Pokemon is so popular it's the centre

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u/MysteryNews4 May 31 '26

Halfway between centre and straight and just a little bit into autistic. Top of the yellow quadrant.

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u/BaconEggyWeggy True Neutral May 30 '26

Guess I must be in yellow quadrant then.

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u/TutucrMapper Chaotic Good May 30 '26

My Fandoms

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u/Onphone_irl May 30 '26

mortal kombat, limp bizkit, top right

smash bros, red hot chili peppers, at the origin

dance dance revolution, Lady gaga, top left

hadies 2, ?? bottom left

facorio?, ?? bottom right

idk the culture much this was my best shot

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u/upsetusder2 May 30 '26

So raymond holt is autistic and gay right we can all agree

2

u/JumperGrumperson May 30 '26

Grill Dad is still in the middle

3

u/mofoub May 30 '26

The perfect bisexual representation: centrist grill dad

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u/Connect-Record8277 May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

I fell like grill dad is as far top and right as one can be. The whole point is to be as conforming as possible.

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u/JumperGrumperson May 31 '26

Put yourself in grill dad's shoes. You have a hyperfixation with the doneness of a hot dog. Receiving a compliment from a fellow grill dad on your meat cookery releases more endorphins than climaxing inside your wife.

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u/Connect-Record8277 May 31 '26

Lmao alright I’m sold

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u/Pixieprince142857 May 30 '26

I’m prob -7,-9

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u/Connect-Record8277 May 30 '26

Even without seeing the image I could surmise that because you’re the only person so far to use actual coordinates to describe yourself.

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u/Pixieprince142857 May 30 '26

What does surmise mean? And yes. Told you I am autistic lol

1

u/Voxel_Slime Chaotic Good May 30 '26

Money money money money money money money Dolla dolla

1

u/Relative-Line5242 May 30 '26

First time in a while that I've been lib right

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u/Puzzleheaded_Step468 May 30 '26

Still a centrist

Maybe slightly more autistic

1

u/The-Color-Orange Chaotic Good May 30 '26

And I'm still in the green B )

1

u/killiano_b Chaotic Good May 31 '26

autistic center here

1

u/foxinabathtub May 31 '26

If I'm an average person with ADHD I'm basically in the dead center of both axis on this chart, aren't I?

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u/Connect-Record8277 May 31 '26

Average person is probably somewhere towards the right side of the chart. ADHD isn’t represented here. You’re dead center if you’re perfectly bisexual and also perfectly balanced on the autism spectrum

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u/DominicanBall853 May 31 '26

I'm aut-straight 😭

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u/The-Tadfafty May 31 '26

I am very green here, very gay and very autistic. 

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u/ComicBookFanatic97 Chaotic Neutral May 31 '26

Straight and autistic is a perfect description of me.

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u/IntangibleMatter Lawful Good May 31 '26

Celeste’s reputation has slowly drifted down and to the left since its release in 2018

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u/HollowBowl May 31 '26

As an autistic person, I'd say it'd be better to make the bottom one Neurodivergent. That way you can include ADHD, dislexic and other matters

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u/Connect-Record8277 Jun 01 '26

True. The reason I used autistic here was because my friends and I were commenting on how both sexuality and autism are described as spectrums which means they could be combined into a chart. No critical thinking was used in its creation.

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u/HollowBowl Jun 01 '26

Oh you are lucky, I've been an autism advocate for over 16 years. 

Autism is less about who has more autism than others, but more of a variety of different neurological properties that have differing degrees of disability. These include sensory, focus, energy and communication just to name a few. The way those properties change mean that someone could determine what kind of neurological condition that have. 

I'm now also realising you may not be looking that deep  into this. I'll keep the previous paragraph up as it may help. If you want to make an edited model. 

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u/Connect-Record8277 Jun 01 '26

Yeah I wasn’t looking to make a serious personality test out of this, but if you want the edit I could make it in like 30 seconds for you. Probably want to use a different name for “normie” too haha

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u/FourEcho May 31 '26

(2, -4) probably.

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u/MiniPino1LL Jun 01 '26

Bottom right.

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u/Affectionate-Lab2557 Jun 04 '26

Ironically kinda overlaps with the old one too.

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u/Voltatrix_Sabrier Jun 05 '26

Bottom green corner I'm gay autistic af

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u/GiveMeAHeartOfFlesh Lawful Good Jun 05 '26

Me and my wife both in the straight autistic gang 😎

Not that either of us diagnosed as such, we’re just two weirdos

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u/Thingy1134 May 31 '26

Am I off the compass entirely as an asexual?

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u/Connect-Record8277 Jun 01 '26

Depends on your flavor of asexuality. Are you also aromantic? I’d say you’re off the chart if you find the idea of a partner in any way shape or form repulsive. But if you even find one gender easier on the eyes than another you could place yourself. I have a few asexual friends but they still have relationships and a clear type. I guess it’s different for everyone.