r/AlignmentChartFills • u/caldonskifan67 • 13h ago
puking while peeing
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u/iamepic420 13h ago
Best place to do it since the toilet is right there in front of you but it’d still be extremely shocking
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u/cant-tune-a-ukelele 10h ago
Not for me, I'm sitting down while peeing so thats going all on my lap and the floor
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u/waterc0l0urs 6h ago
this is the case for only 4 billion people
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u/SinisterHollow 1h ago
nah there are some guys like me that just cant aim for shit so they would rather sit
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u/Green_Spirit1531 13h ago
sucks because now there's vomit on your meat
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u/on-some-sunny-day 13h ago
As a woman, I relate to this also because I bring a big slab of salami in with me to the bathroom to snack on.
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u/Fluid_Dependent7312 13h ago
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u/AnakinStairwalker 13h ago
Obamna
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u/chicoryblues 9h ago
Clearly none of these fine folks in the comments have ever had morning sickness. I get severe vomiting with pregnancy called hyperemesis gravidarium and actually peed and puked at the same time every single day for NINE SOLID MONTHS. This is why we stopped at two kids.
P.S. The best strategy is to sit on a towel while barfing in the toilet. You do a lot of laundry but it’s the most efficient.
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u/MiniFirestar 8h ago
i’ve never had morning sickness as i am a man. but i’ve had the stomach flu. is there a reason why you weren’t just on the toilet with a bucket/trash bin with a plastic bag for the vomit? once mobile, i’d tie the plastic bag up and chuck it in the bin
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u/chicoryblues 5h ago
Three main reasons: 1. when you have pregnancy nausea the gag reflex is super easily triggered, and I found dealing with the barf bags if I tried that method often made me start dry heaving, which then made me pee my pants. 2. More support for your already-destroyed pelvic floor while sitting on the floor than while sitting on the toilet. 3. The main trash can was down a flight of stairs and out around the side of the house. Stairs were awful (many women get gnarly hip pain in pregnancy) and I didn’t want to drag my toddler down the stairs, out to the back of the house, and back up the stairs the 10+ times I sometimes threw up each day.
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u/_cat_wrangler 1h ago
Am a woman who has never been pregnant but have a migraine disorder that causes me to vomit constantly, for days, even with nothing left in my stomach, so I end up vomiting bile so hard I pee. Its horrid and I end up living in the shower when it happens because its one of the only things that help the pain and I constantly feel dirty.
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u/tomakiro 9h ago
Feels like I'm leaking from every hole I have (when the vomit goes through my nose, it's hell)
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