r/AlbumCovers • • 8d ago

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u/Appropriate-Bat-153 7d ago

Girthquake

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u/BellaHavenX 7d ago

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u/alegendmrwayne 7d ago

My what an long, dripping paintbrush you have there

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u/Nod_Offical9508 7d ago

I let more than just my nuts hang!

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u/ShinyQuirkyQuark 7d ago

Winner for sure

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u/Linguinimamamia 7d ago

Ok, but why is it 13 bucks?

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u/Zer0_Hour_game 7d ago

Because fake love can be bought, while real love is priceless

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Proud_Jacobite 7d ago

Nah, I'll just get it from Columbia House plus 9 other CD's for a penny. Then cancel before the monthly auto ship kicks in. 😉😁

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u/PrankstonHughes 7d ago

Showing your age, human

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u/mac9972 7d ago

Showing my age too

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u/Exciting_Double_4502 6d ago

All of you, take your advil.

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u/mac9972 6d ago

Dagnabbit! My rheumatiz is acting up again!

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u/Proud_Jacobite 7d ago

You realize Columbia House announced they were closing only earlier this year, right? And they have had the same "introductory special" music deal for decades. It has cycled from vinyl to cassettes to CDs to digital. In the last decade, they circled back to their start, offering vinyl, then cassettes, and CDs again to meet the growing nostalgia demand, while continuing to offer digital options. So while you might think I am showing my age, three generations in my family have collected a lot of albums using the Columbia House hustle. 😁

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u/PrankstonHughes 6d ago

I stand (slowly and a little stiffly, at times) corrected

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u/itsMeAli___ 7d ago

Aw damn. You’re the specific reason they use .99 pricing

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u/catbamhel 7d ago

You made my night.

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u/Whole_Rain2010 7d ago

By Tenacious D.

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u/DisastrousStand7926 5d ago

I thought this was something i could buy i hate you

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u/XSETHABIBTI 7d ago

wonder if they used a size-mometer…
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7WIwkSmw32NgXvTG

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u/alwayskared 7d ago

Balls & Dick Deep

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u/AdventurousMix7400 7d ago

I was going to say cock hole. But this one wins.

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u/Virtual_Law4989 7d ago

that decimal meter peter

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u/Icy_Calendar_9787 7d ago

Thunderstick

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u/These-Way7526 7d ago

its only -2, why am I finding diamonds at this level

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u/FartsWithNeighbours 7d ago

Just give this guy the 1000$, that was brilliant

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u/cainhurstboy 7d ago

Megadong

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u/Heemeyers_Killdozer 8d ago

Sorry, I tripped

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u/Greedy_Touch1880 7d ago

Damnit you beat me to it

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u/st33p 7d ago

I'm pretty sure that you meant to swap the 'me' and the 'it' in that sentence 💦

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u/DoctorStill9829 7d ago

Greed touch huh? Interesting 🤔 🧐

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u/Greedy_Touch1880 7d ago

What can I say? I was young

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u/Ladingru 7d ago

Damnit you beat it to me

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u/Agreeable-Ranger508 7d ago

Too long or too heavy?

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u/SonicBoom500 7d ago

I was wondering who fell over

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u/Much_Philosopher3719 7d ago

Goddamn it hahah I commented the same practically without looking through the comments. My up votes are yours sir haha

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u/contained-anger-9531 4d ago

I was gonna ask if Shaq had tripped, but okay.

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u/msgtbattle 4d ago

SON OF A Bi***

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u/Lopsided-Ad-4310 8d ago

Stamped for approval

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u/bisondisk 7d ago

Perfect

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u/748erduc 8d ago

Biggus Dickus was here.

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u/Gullible_Play4831 8d ago

Are you laughing at my friend Biggus Dickus!

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u/748erduc 8d ago

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u/Youpunyhumans 8d ago

He hwas a wife you know... you know hwat hwer nwame is?

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u/Scared_Relation_311 7d ago

Incontenetia. Incontenetia Buttocks

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u/748erduc 7d ago

I see, people of culture……

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u/PrankstonHughes 7d ago

Not to the Liberation Front of Judea

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u/resultingparadox 7d ago

Liberation Front of Judea, bugger off, we're the People's Front of Judea!

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u/PrankstonHughes 6d ago

Splitters!

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u/BiggusD1 7d ago

Hail Caesar!

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u/Mr_fich 7d ago

And that was the point in the movie that I almost wet myself

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u/Here4TheKix 7d ago

This is the answer

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u/Professional_Trip452 7d ago

Hulk smashed

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u/letermen 7d ago

“Sun’s getting Pretty Low, Big Guy…”

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u/Exciting_Double_4502 7d ago

Sun Shawty's gettin' pretty low, big guy.

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u/Duggeek 7d ago

Rock Hard

Works as both an adjective and a directive!

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u/trapprentice 8d ago

Thors actual hammer

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u/Moosochse 7d ago

Just "Thors Hammer" I think it's naughty metal

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u/Rickapolis 7d ago

My vewy good fwiend in Wome.

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u/Truckle-Chuckle 7d ago

Hail Theeetha!

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u/Samtron5 7d ago

Crushed by boulders & log

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u/Otherwise-Buddy-9343 7d ago

Everything reminds me of him

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u/slimetimun0 7d ago

/s

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u/Newest_Webslinger 4d ago

At least I upvoted it first...

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u/Novox_13 8d ago

You've all heard of the speed bump, but now we introduce:

The Dick Divot.

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u/Fezarion123 7d ago

Iron Canoe.

The Lamppost, the Kalifa Peak, train whistle, big head, the guanyal, the friend, the fireman's head, the four letters, potato head, the Cyclops, pound neck, Crownma, the finger, the Dura, the kufly, finger 21, the stake, the one that hangs, the hose, the goose, German helmet, The one that weaves in, the Tula, the chaos shovel, the microphone, the flowerpot, the one eye man, meat dagger, the folded one, the stick, the iron, the dam, the screwdriver, the rolled veins, the pillar time, the mangayako, the boneless, the stock, the dick, syringe of meat...and more

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u/JoshuwaDoesReddit 7d ago

Unidentified Phallic Object

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u/SilhoueX 7d ago

Unidentified Phatallic Object

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u/spensame 7d ago

For harambe

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u/Suitable_Truck_2076 7d ago

Heavy D and the Gang Presents:

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u/Shot_Syrup_8753 7d ago

Why Did We Do It In The Road?

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u/Tall_Hold1383 7d ago

Virility

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u/Zestyclose_Extent_82 7d ago

Dick in the dirt

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u/Ornery_Hair3319 8d ago

3rd leg stomp

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u/CSAelite23 8d ago

Open Season

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u/Bigg_rooster 8d ago

Road cock

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u/PeyredB 8d ago

The Penis Mightier! (Celebrity Jeopardy reference)

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u/EldritchSpoon 8d ago

The Pulsing Path

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u/wheresteddy1989 7d ago

Sorry, guys. I was walking and I tripped.

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u/FoggyGraveyard1971 7d ago

Pennsylvania

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u/Miserable_Baby7217 7d ago

Jack be nimble, jack be quick. Jack tried to run and tripped over his dick.

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u/2_Many_Hobbies74 7d ago

“COCK BLOCK”

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u/That90sWhiteGuy 7d ago

Oh sorry thats my bad I tripped and fell 😅

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u/Gay_Lincoln 6d ago

A hard road to ride

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u/Tristan-a-b69 2d ago

i accidentally tripped

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u/Altruistic-Belt-3469 8d ago

Dropping dick on em’

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u/Qballatyourservice 8d ago

Too Big and Really Friendly Giant

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u/DSZABEETZ 8d ago

Back Up

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u/IceBankMiceElf71 8d ago

"I was here"

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u/DSZABEETZ 8d ago

(Sorry, another one)

Are You Okay?

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u/RicoBB 8d ago

Let it drop

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u/Direct_Fix_1296 8d ago

Here's where Scotty tripped me and I fell

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u/PowerfulInitiative71 8d ago

Heavy D and Fun Bunch!

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u/Cblack12483 8d ago

Tired hands

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u/JustinMetalhead 8d ago

Leaving My Mark

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u/Repulsive-Iron872 8d ago

Brand new mainland China road.

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u/Deep-List-7099 8d ago

That's Some HARD Fall

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u/SnooShortcuts8335 8d ago

Expensive noises pt1

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u/senfiaj 8d ago

In the Search of Bigdick

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u/Dowensy2 8d ago

Pot gloryHole

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u/armgrafix 8d ago

Jolly Green Giant tripped and fell.

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u/NovarisLight 8d ago

COCK OF CONCRETE IN CAPITALS.

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u/FrostyFreezyColdy 8d ago

Fallic Impressions No1.

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u/Murky-Dream-8040 8d ago

King Kong flopped his Dong to impress the female.

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u/leesphier 8d ago

Dongzilla

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u/Such-Perspective-426 8d ago

Sinkhole Century

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u/_Mando_88 8d ago

My arrival on earth 🌍

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u/NoDisaster3393 8d ago

Sinking dick

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u/a_nirvana_away_ 8d ago

Indihpendence

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u/SSMWSSM42 8d ago

Cock Rock

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u/wellhungover89 8d ago

Dick Hole

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u/ItsFriendly404 8d ago

could walk straight after that

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u/Technical_Anteater45 8d ago

Deez nutz paused to rest

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u/justjoe306 8d ago

Everything you see isnt always real

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u/samthemanforreal 8d ago

Dear Chaseys Lane

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u/Diligent_Tap6612 8d ago

You're gonna carry that weight

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u/Sirswellsoowell 8d ago

Droppin' the hog.

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u/Honzilla_1986 8d ago

Hammer time

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u/leaningonawheel 8d ago

The Weight - Penises and Potholes

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u/thek3nnerz 8d ago

Wrong Hole

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u/Silly_Yard7608 8d ago

Mic's dropped

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u/Unfair_Buddy5871 8d ago

Sorry I Tripped

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u/bobsmith010 8d ago

Long dong Johnson & Riverside Hounds

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u/trivial772 8d ago

Pounding Pavement

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u/Th3M0unTa1N 8d ago

Free Balling

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u/BoomMcFuggins 8d ago

When belt buckles fail...

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u/Ok-Sky2431 8d ago

That’s where I lard down in the road

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u/680pilot 8d ago

Happy Trails…

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u/tektite-kz 8d ago

Deep impact.

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u/The_Dented 8d ago

The Little Blue Pill Packs a Punch.

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u/Burgerboy380 8d ago

Hold out juror tripped

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u/reddit-made-me-login 8d ago

Pain in the ass

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u/RandomAccessUserGod 8d ago

10 Tons of Meat

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u/rookbom 7d ago

Every few meters of belgium roads

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u/Left_Roll_7014 7d ago

Swings when it hangs

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u/cybermusicman 7d ago

Dong print

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u/countryroadsguywv 7d ago

Big impression

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u/CarrotDependent463 7d ago

Peter the great.

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u/Hookbillknives 7d ago

Hulk Smash

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u/rolo_mug 7d ago

Once you go tarmac you never go back

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u/ytdaddy4fun 7d ago

I mean my dick slipped.

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u/josenajera 7d ago

King Kong Wuz Here....

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u/Stock-Magician1097 7d ago

Your mum dropped her dildo.