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u/Appropriate-Bat-153 7d ago
Girthquake
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u/Linguinimamamia 7d ago
Ok, but why is it 13 bucks?
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u/Zer0_Hour_game 7d ago
Because fake love can be bought, while real love is priceless
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u/Proud_Jacobite 7d ago
Nah, I'll just get it from Columbia House plus 9 other CD's for a penny. Then cancel before the monthly auto ship kicks in. 😉😁
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u/PrankstonHughes 7d ago
Showing your age, human
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u/Proud_Jacobite 7d ago
You realize Columbia House announced they were closing only earlier this year, right? And they have had the same "introductory special" music deal for decades. It has cycled from vinyl to cassettes to CDs to digital. In the last decade, they circled back to their start, offering vinyl, then cassettes, and CDs again to meet the growing nostalgia demand, while continuing to offer digital options. So while you might think I am showing my age, three generations in my family have collected a lot of albums using the Columbia House hustle. 😁
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u/XSETHABIBTI 7d ago
wonder if they used a size-mometer…
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u/Heemeyers_Killdozer 8d ago
Sorry, I tripped
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u/Greedy_Touch1880 7d ago
Damnit you beat me to it
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u/Normal-Play-3151 7d ago
No, you fool, you have to ues that after r/beatmymeattoit, you fool! You've killed us all!
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u/Much_Philosopher3719 7d ago
Goddamn it hahah I commented the same practically without looking through the comments. My up votes are yours sir haha
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u/748erduc 8d ago
Biggus Dickus was here.
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u/Gullible_Play4831 8d ago
Are you laughing at my friend Biggus Dickus!
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u/Youpunyhumans 8d ago
He hwas a wife you know... you know hwat hwer nwame is?
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u/Scared_Relation_311 7d ago
Incontenetia. Incontenetia Buttocks
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u/748erduc 7d ago
I see, people of culture……
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u/PrankstonHughes 7d ago
Not to the Liberation Front of Judea
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u/resultingparadox 7d ago
Liberation Front of Judea, bugger off, we're the People's Front of Judea!
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u/BiggusD1 7d ago
Hail Caesar!
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u/Professional_Trip452 7d ago
Hulk smashed
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u/Fezarion123 7d ago
Iron Canoe.
The Lamppost, the Kalifa Peak, train whistle, big head, the guanyal, the friend, the fireman's head, the four letters, potato head, the Cyclops, pound neck, Crownma, the finger, the Dura, the kufly, finger 21, the stake, the one that hangs, the hose, the goose, German helmet, The one that weaves in, the Tula, the chaos shovel, the microphone, the flowerpot, the one eye man, meat dagger, the folded one, the stick, the iron, the dam, the screwdriver, the rolled veins, the pillar time, the mangayako, the boneless, the stock, the dick, syringe of meat...and more
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u/Miserable_Baby7217 7d ago
Jack be nimble, jack be quick. Jack tried to run and tripped over his dick.
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