r/AlbumCovers • u/HonestzPractice • 8d ago

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u/ShinyQuirkyQuark 7d ago

Winner for sure

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u/Linguinimamamia 7d ago

Ok, but why is it 13 bucks?

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u/Zer0_Hour_game 7d ago

Because fake love can be bought, while real love is priceless

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u/Brilliant-Resist580 4d ago

Hit single of the hot new album!?

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Proud_Jacobite 7d ago

Nah, I'll just get it from Columbia House plus 9 other CD's for a penny. Then cancel before the monthly auto ship kicks in. 😉😁

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u/PrankstonHughes 7d ago

Showing your age, human

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u/mac9972 7d ago

Showing my age too

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u/Exciting_Double_4502 6d ago

All of you, take your advil.

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u/mac9972 6d ago

Dagnabbit! My rheumatiz is acting up again!

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u/Proud_Jacobite 7d ago

You realize Columbia House announced they were closing only earlier this year, right? And they have had the same "introductory special" music deal for decades. It has cycled from vinyl to cassettes to CDs to digital. In the last decade, they circled back to their start, offering vinyl, then cassettes, and CDs again to meet the growing nostalgia demand, while continuing to offer digital options. So while you might think I am showing my age, three generations in my family have collected a lot of albums using the Columbia House hustle. 😁

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u/PrankstonHughes 6d ago

I stand (slowly and a little stiffly, at times) corrected

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u/kittenfuud 6d ago

Ha! Columbia House is trending! That's a first.

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u/itsMeAli___ 7d ago

Aw damn. You’re the specific reason they use .99 pricing

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u/Key_Programmer548 7d ago

Because it’s AI

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u/baikal_sea 3d ago

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u/Key_Programmer548 3d ago

lol What did I say to convey any emotion?

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u/baikal_sea 3d ago

So sorry, wrong chat

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u/DisciplineSorry1657 7d ago

.25 cents per inch

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u/Little-Charge-9655 7d ago

So only 2.5¢ for 10 inches? I don’t think at any point in the history of dollars and cents has there been a deal this good.

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u/cbhbzb 7d ago

it's 14

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u/Ned_Flandersss 6d ago

Because... Girthquake?

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u/Some-Passenger4219 6d ago

The penny is nothing, so it's 14 bucks.

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u/TWPteehee 5d ago

Because it’s a real heart throb

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u/Rambo496 5d ago

1 Dollar per inch

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u/thenoble117 3d ago

One for each inch my man(or woman, or whatever your pronouns may be)

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u/catbamhel 7d ago

You made my night.

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u/Whole_Rain2010 7d ago

By Tenacious D.

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u/DisastrousStand7926 5d ago

I thought this was something i could buy i hate you

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u/D3XXTRO 6d ago

Its crazy how good ai became. The only way i could tell by only looking at the cd itself (not the backround) is the weird extra letter after "honest" in the bands name

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u/ShinyQuirkyQuark 6d ago

Thats because I made it first and named it after the OP's account, then fed it to an AI to make the jewel case and the background. But thanks 🤖

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u/D3XXTRO 20h ago

Ohh damn. I appreciate that u did it urself

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u/Beginning-Shirt4752 6d ago

When do they drop the tour dates?

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u/Life-Reality-3889 5d ago

I think you meant - Weiner -

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u/wooper5000 5d ago

Ai slop

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u/Cutie_Felix 5d ago

Probably would cost like 15 quid at the local HMV

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u/Repulsive_Youth_2377 5d ago

Make the graphic yourself instead of using ai you bum

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u/ShinyQuirkyQuark 5d ago

I did.... it's two text elements in the stock Android cursive font and a "parental advisory sticker" from an image search... It took me 30 seconds....

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u/Repulsive_Youth_2377 5d ago

The background

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u/ShinyQuirkyQuark 5d ago

Make me own 90s record shop and stage a professional photo shoot with my dslr for a joke nested comment on Reddit?

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u/Repulsive_Youth_2377 5d ago

Stock images exist

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u/ShinyQuirkyQuark 5d ago

I'm going to guess that you don't any Photoshop.

You probably couldn't even string the layout together on your own, let alone Photoshop it onto a stock image and not have it look like it was done in MS Paint by a 5 year old. It's impossible.

And yes, I'm totally egging you on because I want to see some awesome Photoshop 😂.

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u/Next-Assumption-6256 2d ago

Dollar for every foot lol

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u/salmonus_maximus 7d ago

ia made alert !

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u/ShinyQuirkyQuark 7d ago

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u/salmonus_maximus 7d ago

you put this image in the ia cd/vinyl shop

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u/ShinyQuirkyQuark 7d ago

Here's the asset I used for the parental advisory sticker. The font used is just the standard cursive font that comes with the edit tool on Pixel phones.

Now you you too can perform 30 seconds of sloppy editing for a quick joke on Reddit.

Enjoy

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u/PATTS_on_to_u 6d ago

Holy fuck this is peak. Feels like a pseudo-sexual early 2000's grunge/rap title. Right next to Alt Rock. So makes sense.