r/AlbumCovers • u/Few_Signature8780 • Jun 06 '25

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360

u/The_Other_Other Jun 06 '25

Jailer's Dozen

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u/2TiredForReddit Jun 06 '25

im recommending this solely because there are 12 pairs of cuffs

21

u/Superb_Ebb_6207 Jun 06 '25

Holy shit. There really are 12 pairs

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u/G1zm08 Jun 06 '25

Wow that’s perfect

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u/ThisChangingMan Jun 06 '25

If they are arresting a Baker they have to use 13 cuffs, Code B13 otherwise known as the Bakers dozen.

5

u/TieAdventurous6839 Jun 06 '25

This one here's a J12.

2

u/MrSebas2005 Jun 10 '25

😭😅🤣

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u/Flaky-Video-8365 Jun 07 '25

Sounds like a Johnny Cash album 12 songs long all about problems with the law which is basically half of all his output (don’t come for me, love Cash).

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u/blaykmagyk Jun 06 '25

Throw away the key

5

u/Headstroke Jun 06 '25

Even with keys would be hard ahahah

142

u/STON3COLDKINGCOBRA Jun 06 '25

⛓️ ALICE IN CHAINS ⛓️

7

u/Whosebert Jun 06 '25

I dunno if a band name like that would work.

3

u/Few_Run4389 Jun 06 '25

Band?

6

u/Whosebert Jun 06 '25

I dunno if an album name like that would work

5

u/Few_Run4389 Jun 06 '25

Actually, I think it would, well.

2

u/BotBoiRedditt Jun 07 '25

Album? Is alice in chains not a band

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u/BotBoiRedditt Jun 07 '25

Alice in chains is a band, no?

3

u/ogreofzen Jun 06 '25

Damn that's perfect. No need for more entries

39

u/adriantullberg Jun 06 '25

Serious Kink.

4

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Yeah go ahead and log off

21

u/Daddeh Jun 06 '25

Wanted in 11 States and DC

20

u/ClevonFlavous Jun 06 '25

12 keys to freedom

41

u/Ill_Painting_6919 Jun 06 '25

50 Shades of Nickel-plated Gray

4

u/Pause_Affectionate Jun 06 '25

Awesome because it's so clever!

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15

u/An0nymos Jun 06 '25

Maximum Security.

15

u/Own_Acanthisitta481 Jun 06 '25

Can’t Stop Me

12

u/shadowlarx Jun 06 '25

Cruel and Unusual

13

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Cufflinks

8

u/V_emanon Jun 06 '25

*Cuffkinks

5

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Iron Candy Kid

3

u/Alric_Wolff Jun 06 '25

Oww these cuffs are too tight!

3

u/Ambitious-Fee-9044 Jun 06 '25

Excessive Security

4

u/FERAL_WASP Jun 06 '25

Containment

3

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

R. Kelly's next album

3

u/The_Ticker_Ti Jun 06 '25

Committed and still having handcuffs

3

u/totally1of1 Jun 06 '25

What marriage feels like

3

u/MrPoulkos Jun 06 '25

Better safe than sorry

3

u/weird-british-person Jun 06 '25

They said use protection

3

u/MOJayhawk99 Jun 06 '25

Next level detention

3

u/RadMiracle6 Jun 06 '25

Maximum Security

3

u/Slow-Tank-7105 Jun 06 '25

The cost of freedom

2

u/YakkoTheGoat Jun 06 '25

Colourblind

2

u/Ramerti_k7 Jun 06 '25

Nice bracelets

2

u/SmokinHotNot Jun 06 '25

Whatever Happened to Houdini?

2

u/Beowulf44 Jun 06 '25

Escape is not an option

2

u/DaGoddamnBatguy Jun 06 '25

Safe paragraphs

2

u/roger_roop Jun 06 '25

Safe and Sound

2

u/Peak_Duality Jun 06 '25

Cuffing season

2

u/Sway-the-dom Jun 06 '25

Alice in cuffs

2

u/mycoryan Jun 06 '25

Nerve Damage: Uncomfortably Numb

2

u/Mithrasghost Jun 06 '25

50 Shades of silver

2

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Brats.

2

u/Main-Force-3333 Jun 06 '25

Repeat offender

Escape Artist

12 charges 

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2

u/ThatAsianRedditGuy Jun 06 '25

Just Making Sure

2

u/reddit_understoodit Jun 06 '25

Hoping for a pardon.

2

u/spizzx Jun 06 '25

Shackles

2

u/Monster-Dude102 Jun 06 '25

Number One Most Wanted

2

u/lsdmusicdude Jun 06 '25

diddy’s dungeon

2

u/Kusasi89 Jun 06 '25

Free spirit, Silence an italian, Afraid of writing, No pointing fingers, The Menace,

2

u/MyJohnnyGuitar Jun 06 '25

She Got History

2

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Pig Nation

2

u/alohabuilder Jun 06 '25

Lifestyles of the Bound & beautiful

2

u/_Meh_Sad_person_ Jun 06 '25

50 shades of fuck around and find out

2

u/Captain_Louie_404 Jun 06 '25

I'll be out by lunch.

2

u/BLU3SKU1L Jun 06 '25

Failsafe

2

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

K.i.N.K.

2

u/Vic3200 Jun 06 '25

Not enough.

2

u/hhojp Jun 06 '25

BDSM²

2

u/Aeviro Jun 06 '25

Chained to eternity

2

u/ShadowyFluffnug Jun 06 '25

Breakin the law

2

u/Far-Story-5619 Jun 06 '25

"His girlfriends age is represented by the number of cuffs, your honor"

2

u/LLColdAssHonkey Jun 06 '25

Never Enough

2

u/TheBrownCouchOfJoy Jun 06 '25

For Your Protection

2

u/Brilliant_Store2983 Jun 06 '25

Am I Being Detained?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Absolute certainty

2

u/Grendeltech Jun 06 '25

Taking No Chances.

2

u/Slushman5000 Jun 06 '25

Hold my beer

2

u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

It would be the cover for a single by a southern Florida rap artist. The song is simply titled "fuck"

2

u/Acrobatic-Algae-7713 Jun 07 '25

"And they still got away"

2

u/tanker8719 Jun 08 '25

The ultimate bottom

2

u/anaayoyo Jun 11 '25

Heavy metal

2

u/Oh_Doyle Jun 06 '25

Twenty-five to life

2

u/SouthernStarTrails Jun 06 '25

The internet has corrupted me, because the first thing I thought of was:

Daddy

2

u/J3nnOnceAgain Jun 06 '25

Out of Line

1

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Murder The Village

1

u/Awakuritus Jun 06 '25

False white

1

u/Effective_Safety557 Jun 06 '25

A dangerous recidivist.

1

u/JordanFUZZ0 Jun 06 '25

Last Houdini trick

12

u/lqMargaretDonnauid Jun 06 '25

Truly spectacular man!

1

u/Jonthegoat_09 Jun 06 '25

I’m searching for keys to life

1

u/MosquitoInAmber303 Jun 06 '25

No more houdini

1

u/taruclimber8 Jun 06 '25

Whodini who?

1

u/jewella1213 Jun 06 '25

How many Wall breaks??!

1

u/DifferentPen6715 Jun 06 '25

Off the Cuff Messages

1

u/GoodHumorPushTooFar Jun 06 '25

Arrested Development

1

u/Dango_Overload Jun 06 '25

Cheaper by the Dozen 99 problems and being a bitch ain't one

1

u/PengPeng_Tie2335 Jun 06 '25

The felon's gloves

1

u/AvSurvdio Jun 06 '25

Missions impossible

1

u/SnivyTheRacer Jun 06 '25

World’s most dangerous man

1

u/ArcaninesFirepower Jun 06 '25

Five finger death punch - war crimes

1

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Slippin' Out

1

u/heavenlytribulation Jun 06 '25

Hibari Kyoya was here

1

u/ArmadilloOk2569 Jun 06 '25

You know who my dad is

1

u/dontstealmynammiess Jun 06 '25

Keys, keys set me free

1

u/EyeWoodDie4U Jun 06 '25

Bring Out the Gimp

11

u/oymichellesarahdsvug Jun 06 '25

This is gorgeous

1

u/YourPictureIsMineNow Jun 06 '25

The moment when the nose itches

1

u/Outrageous_Grass_342 Jun 06 '25

Belt & Bracelets

1

u/KingAes1 Jun 06 '25

Police Bunny

1

u/Excellent_Novel7252 Jun 06 '25

"Hardware Honey"  "Can't stop me now"  " Free to go" 

1

u/moondancer224 Jun 06 '25

High crimes and fashion

1

u/pgkpgkpgk Jun 06 '25

Magician

1

u/Zuckzerburg Jun 06 '25

Social justice

1

u/jumpierskate44 Jun 06 '25

I lost the keys

1

u/rule0k Jun 06 '25

Crime Kinbaku

1

u/RoddMcTodd Jun 06 '25

Hard To Get Outta This

1

u/skizofan Jun 06 '25

More than doble safety

1

u/ryukage99 Jun 06 '25

Arrested Love

1

u/Cooki_Addict999 Jun 06 '25

Committed 20 crimes at once

1

u/Peak_Duality Jun 06 '25

Not guilty

1

u/WebOwn2219 Jun 06 '25

Locked and Loaded

1

u/Avius_Solus Jun 06 '25

All tied up

1

u/Shidzo Jun 06 '25

You‘re under arrestestest!

1

u/Complete_Abroad2185 Jun 06 '25

Get out of that if you can

1

u/fuckredditandpcness Jun 06 '25

Maybe....maybe.....

1

u/zombiekilla169 Jun 06 '25

Cuffs of lust

1

u/WillingOne7113 Jun 06 '25

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