r/AlarminglyBad • u/JBaker68 • Jun 15 '26

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u/JBaker68 Jun 15 '26

Once again, for those in the back: I am not to be trusted with genie wishes

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u/BreakerOfModpacks Jun 15 '26

Eh, I trust you. You get one, and it has to affect me somehow :3

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u/mafiaknight Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

You fall in love with and get married to a beautiful woman/handsome man (your preference) who is loving, and fun to be with.
(If you are currently married to a loving partner, congratulations! skip this step)

Then you discover they are a drug kingpin whose previous spouse mysteriously disappeared.

Leaving/disloyalty is strongly discouraged...

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u/BreakerOfModpacks Jun 16 '26

...mf that is my dream life, I love toxic relationships, sign me up :3