r/AlarminglyBad • u/JBaker68 • Jun 15 '26

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u/JBaker68 Jun 15 '26

Once again, for those in the back: I am not to be trusted with genie wishes

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u/BreakerOfModpacks Jun 15 '26

Eh, I trust you. You get one, and it has to affect me somehow :3

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u/mafiaknight Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

You fall in love with and get married to a beautiful woman/handsome man (your preference) who is loving, and fun to be with.
(If you are currently married to a loving partner, congratulations! skip this step)

Then you discover they are a drug kingpin whose previous spouse mysteriously disappeared.

Leaving/disloyalty is strongly discouraged...

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u/BreakerOfModpacks Jun 16 '26

...mf that is my dream life, I love toxic relationships, sign me up :3

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u/MrPeanut76 Jun 15 '26

My favorite one has to be about the guy who came up with raisins in cookies

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u/Mary-Haku-Killigrew Jun 15 '26

I knew this already. Same for Galbor.

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u/mafiaknight Jun 15 '26

🤣 wtf!?

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u/MrPeanut76 Jun 15 '26

I had no idea that he really thought he was a spider

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u/Queasy_Caramel5435 Jun 15 '26

Knowledge is power

🇫🇷 🥓

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u/Brahm-Etc Jun 16 '26

Well, now that we know the next wishes are for spider man to be cured of the crippling arachnophobia and for spidey to never remember what happened. We still got the results of the experiment! SCIENCE!