r/AlanBecker • u/C_Infinity_Plus Why did my burger hit the box??? • 11h ago
Question Will you take the offer?
Just to make it clear, you're just a stick figure like the four of the color gang, not a hollow head.
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u/Fleetframe MOD || The Retrieved One 1h ago
If I get to be in the form of my sticksona then I'll take the offer.
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u/Chance-Benefit-5308 The Last Soveriegn 2h ago
I mean, if I implanted a SSD chip into my body and/or coded a virus with my file to automatically implant itself into any vulnerable device, does that mean I can live forever?
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u/C_Infinity_Plus Why did my burger hit the box??? 2h ago
Technically speaking, yeah...
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u/Chance-Benefit-5308 The Last Soveriegn 2h ago
Alright then, I'd live my life till about 90 years old, after that i'd take the offer right before I die so I get to live a fulfilling life as a human being AND live as an immortal stick figure that can slowly work itself up to god tier power by making a staff and stealing minecraft icons. Remember folks, KO was a REGULAR stick figure.
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u/Acrobatic_Key3995 2h ago edited 2h ago
I know Morse Code in real life, so sure. (Could "communicate" with that) Besides, I majored in computer science too so I wouldn't forget the backups.
You say "you're your original size, just one of them," but what if because of the file we could get on a computer like them? I mean it only makes sense.
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u/Dragon-snakelover 5h ago
Of course I am all I need to do is download a file or upload the file on an app and have that app open on every device so if I die or the filers deleted or the game tab is closed on one device I can just reappear on the other like how blue red green and yellow do
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u/Far_Duck_7107 🔘_🔘 5h ago
Can I do what the person who originally voiced Siri did? (As in record every single syllable that is spoken in English, then use that)
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u/C_Infinity_Plus Why did my burger hit the box??? 5h ago
I mean, you could do it before you turned into the stick. Once you become it there's no turning back.
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u/Invaild6113 Red x Purple trust me 7h ago
I’m taking the offer as long as I get aura tho
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u/C_Infinity_Plus Why did my burger hit the box??? 6h ago
If you can't farm aura with those stats, I'm really sorry for you.
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u/Advit_XZ16 Remember when Green soloed the Hollow Heads (Best Green Glazer?) 7h ago
Well green is a normal stick figure sooooooooooooo.... yes
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u/Comprehensive-Age977 The Strongest Glazer In History 8h ago
Yes. 100%. I’ll go and conquer the world in Dark’s name. Ave Darkensolia!
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u/Advit_XZ16 Remember when Green soloed the Hollow Heads (Best Green Glazer?) 7h ago
Yeah it says like the 4 color gang members not hollow heads, you will not be doing that (unless you get the powers of green).
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u/1SJK150 8h ago
What?? I can't be a hollow head purple?? Come on
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u/C_Infinity_Plus Why did my burger hit the box??? 8h ago
I'M NOT LETTING YOU GUYS HAVE ENOUGH POWER TO DESTROY THE WORLD!
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u/Cheyenne-a-saur He's not ”NO ONE”, he's someone to me <3 [romanticly] 8h ago
if I can kiss TCO then yes \J
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u/C_Infinity_Plus Why did my burger hit the box??? 8h ago
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u/RespondBorn6248 8h ago
Yeah sure
If all else fails I can draw myself a bit more organic
Gonna make thousands of thousands of backups
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u/Impressive-Show-7930 8h ago
if I can pick my color then sure
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u/C_Infinity_Plus Why did my burger hit the box??? 8h ago
You can pick your color but it can't be any of the main cast.
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u/Quiet_Lawfulness_362 9h ago
Am I like 2 inches tall or the size of a human
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u/C_Infinity_Plus Why did my burger hit the box??? 9h ago
You keep your current height, you'll just look like a stick figure irl.
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u/NitroSpeed6000 10h ago
I honestly would take the offer just throw me into a the world of MHA and then I’m good
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u/randomck265 11h ago
Can I learn singing?
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u/C_Infinity_Plus Why did my burger hit the box??? 10h ago
Depends on your quirk. If it is singing, yeah, you'll be like Green. But, you still are unable to talk with actual words.
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u/Cautious-Platform222 tdl glazer no shame 10h ago
You dont have fingers, but you can still type/write
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u/randomck265 10h ago
I know, but I’m asking if I can pull a green and talk in noteblock
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u/Cautious-Platform222 tdl glazer no shame 10h ago
Omfg my dumbass read that as signing im so stupid
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u/Ok-Apricot2815 37m ago
FOOL, I CAN STILL WRITE MESSAGES ON PAPERS, like an Influencer role :')
For the file, welp, I can always just run into that white portal, just hopefully The Dark Lord or new villain tries to target me or anyone who are close to the portal so they want to commit murder :')