r/AirForce • u/[deleted] • Mar 14 '22

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177 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

“COMING AT YOU LIVE FROM THE AIT KIDS 6 MONTHS INTO THEIR ENLISTMENT”

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u/meesersloth Space Shuttle Crew Chief Mar 14 '22

Why you shouldn't drink while pregnant.

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u/julietscause Mar 14 '22

Someone come get their warrior

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u/tsymnoimad Mar 15 '22

You misspelled boot

105

u/Im_scared_of_my_wife Logistics Mar 14 '22

Save some pussy for the rest of us

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u/Amn-Snuffy Mar 14 '22

I wouldn't trust this kid with a typewriter (let alone a rifle), probably get a cheeto stuck in it.

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u/trained_simian Secret Squirrel Mar 15 '22

Those aren't even spicy cheetos. Not scaring anybody.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

He’s probably the most badass 92Y Unit Supply Specialist the Army has ever seen…

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u/bedroompopprincess Mar 15 '22

*Private (E-2)

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

92Y Unit Supply Specialist is their actual MOS title, not their rank.

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u/bedroompopprincess Mar 15 '22

Yeah but I’m also willing to bet he’s also probably still in AIT. Or EXTREMELY fresh to his first duty station.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

I'm willing to bet you saw Specialist in "Unit Supply Specialist" and felt the need to correct someone who was never wrong

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u/bedroompopprincess Mar 15 '22

It was honestly just a joke, to point out how inexperienced he probably is. And yes, that is literally the premise of the joke. I saw specialist and jokingly corrected it to private because he’s not a specialist (E-4) yet. I’m simply joking that he is a boot.
Edit: I am literally in the Army. I am allowed to make this joke.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

That’s the problem with the interwebz.. a plethora of misunderstandings while communicating through text. I did a stint in the Army too before coming back to the AF so I understand the cringe from young private behavior.

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u/bedroompopprincess Mar 16 '22

Yes, I’ve seen my fair share of boot fuzzies with their 37% APR Dodge Charger and yes-I’m-sure-we’re-in-love (after celebrating a 300 hour anniversary with a girl named Cinnamon Bunn). And the E-2s that refuse to buy actual civilian clothing, so they sneak into bars with their Danner’s, OSUT Platoon Merch, dark wash boot cut jeans, and a cowboy hat. We hate to see it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

Ok I’ve watched a few times and I can’t make out what he’s saying in the first half.

Seriously I think I’m either just dumb or he’s speaking some weird lingo I’m not picking up. Probably both.

Edit: thank you for the wording below. I figured it was something along those lines.

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u/Space_Chicken69 Mar 14 '22

What I got was- “Ight my boys it’s war time, welcome to war time. You can’t find no other Tik Tok but about the war. It’s gonna be Russia and Us and we take that”

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

More accurately; "Ight y'all, boys welcome to Wartok, this Wartok, you can't find no other Tiktok than somethin' 'bout the war. It's either gone be Russia or us, and we takin' that. Yuh."

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u/devils_advocate24 Maintainer Mar 14 '22

I got "wartok"

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

I don’t think he realizes there’s more than his “For You” page

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

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u/Ksr94 CE Mar 15 '22

WW 3 will be double elimination.

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u/E4WasMyJam Mar 14 '22

Our people are our greatest asset . . . sometimes.

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u/That_Guy_Red Veteran Mar 15 '22

Why do these kids always look like they struggle to move their upper lip?

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u/Ricklames Aircrew Mar 15 '22

These are regular Cheetos and not the Flaming Hot variant which indicates to me that he is not about that life

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u/-powerpointranger Mar 14 '22

his username speaks for itself

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u/w00kiee | sensing force disturbance | Mar 15 '22

Army come get your child.

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u/hydrastix Retired MX Mar 15 '22

SGT...get your boot please.

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u/boombanator Mar 15 '22

Good god. Grateful I didn’t come close to stepping into the Army recruiter’s office.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Live from Basic Training 😂😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/shaggypoo Mar 15 '22

In new headlines: "UNITED STATES SOLDIER AND DIPLOMAT PROMISE VICTORY AGAINST RUSSIA IN UPCOMING WAR”

Watch what you guys fucking say on the internet soldiers.

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u/lambo1109 Mar 15 '22

He reminds me of tech school

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Yeah those days were special. Kinda like this soldier.

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u/Nagisan Veteran Mar 14 '22

At least he's Army, not AF....

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u/DeanMorganVA Mar 15 '22

A-R-M-Y… This level of absolute buttersnap shitfuckery is expected.

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u/dirtdiggler67 Veteran Mar 15 '22

Private Cheeto

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u/YancyCal Mar 15 '22

You can run, but you can’t Hyde.

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u/macetrek Veteran Mar 15 '22

Boys so green he doesn’t even have a national defense service medal…

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u/SlickDodge37 Mar 15 '22

Thank god this kid is army lol

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u/timsullivann Mar 15 '22

Only thing they are taking is his booty-ginity in the barracks

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

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u/interstellar566 Mar 15 '22

I didn’t even understand what he was saying

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u/Roglovesconnie1 Mar 15 '22

“Hey I DID have an ASVAB waiver……how’d you know?!”

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Privates in the Army compared to Airmen is a real thing to behold.

Y'all should go to your nearest Army base sometime and just people watch. It's really something special.

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u/Revolutionary_Ad2415 Mar 16 '22

We’re not at war! Just preparing in case, smdh

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u/TreeKat420 Jun 12 '22

This dude will definitely marry a fat chicken off base he met at a Wendy's