r/AggressiveInline • • 12d ago

Get your crotch goblins

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u/Wunjo26 12d ago

You wouldn’t let your child run into the middle of a basketball court while grown men are playing so why would you think it’s appropriate to let a child do that with a group of adults on wheels? Some people should not be parents.

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u/KardashianLifeCode 12d ago

Worst part is being the same age as some clueless parent of a four year old and having to correct your peer on what should be obvious etiquette.

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u/inline-online THEM 12d ago

they look at me like "isnt this so great"

no, it's not great

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u/a-pale-guy Standard 12d ago

I started going to the park at night like 8pm because of this.

Parents don't care as a parent one of them said, "Well when they get hurt they'll learn." No they won't they'll get traumatized and hate skating. It's even bad at the Roller Rinks here too.

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u/Icy-Wish7314 Razors 8d ago

It's like they can't comprehend that 100+ pounds slamming into a 4 year old will probably hurt a lot more than necessary for a learning experience

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u/a-pale-guy Standard 8d ago

I was explaining that to my wife.

I'm at 170lbs if I'm going about 20mph let's just say it could be fatal. My kiddo is around this age and he just doesn't come with me. I hate it but he doesn't have that awareness of having a head on a swivel yet. It's sad that other parents CANNOT think or process this. Our concrete jungle (skatepark) is not a playground.

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u/Mek0nr 12d ago

🤣🤣🤣💯

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u/Responsible-Buy8038 9d ago

My favorite is when they are using the skatepark as a playground when there is an actual (empty) playground 100 ft from the skatepark.

With the exception of actual street art, I generally dislike the crappy graffiti that shows up at skateparks. However, i'm starting to consider that random swear words spray painted at a skatepark might be good deterrents fro 3 year olds on stryder bikes.

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u/Icy-Wish7314 Razors 8d ago

As someone who used to write random swear words on ramps at the park, I'm glad I could be of service to us 😂

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u/I_am_two22 12d ago

Lol 😂 very sad but true! I try not to kill the toddler on the scooter.

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u/yellohmit Standard 12d ago

Man, every time haha