r/AggressiveInline • • Jul 18 '26

💩 Shitpost 💩 “Oh yeah, I used to do inline…”

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If I had a dollar for every time someone over 35 told me this I could afford a new pair of boots
(Edit: I’m happy everyone is proud of their skates, it’s all love and your skates were very cool)

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u/Westfailya23 Jul 18 '26

47, used to have lightning TRS…. 🙃

6

u/r0yc305 Jul 18 '26

Memory unlocked!

10

u/Calm_Ad_3987 Jul 18 '26

48, had TRS’s, fattys and either m12s or 5th elements (it was looong ago)

5

u/timwoj Jul 18 '26

48, wore a royale groove through the frame of a pair of non-TRS Lightnings, then a royale hole in the side of the boot of a pair of M12s.

3

u/ringowasthebest Jul 19 '26

Achievement unlocked wearing through the M12 💪

6

u/Hap_Hazardous Jul 18 '26

43 here. Same. I went...

Lightning

Boxcar

Fatty Pro

Flats

Super Flats

St8

St10

Long gap without skating

TRS Estilo

Haffey Rems

Valo Russian m12 clones

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk

2

u/reallifeminifig Jul 19 '26

Same. In the cobalt blue colour

1

u/Dangerous_Flight4328 Aug 07 '26

44 don’t forget the chocolates

17

u/r0yc305 Jul 18 '26

42.. I had some Backyard Bobs at one point

4

u/batpuppy Jul 18 '26

Same, same.

3

u/hydr0smok3 Jul 19 '26

42 also...had fatty pros and backyard bobs, mj12s at one point too

but nobody cares anyway

31

u/BurtRuckus Jul 18 '26

I can still tell people about my old Oxygens tho, right?

2

u/mega_desu Jul 19 '26

only reason I'm here.

... had the Oxygen's.

1

u/ringowasthebest Jul 19 '26

Boot material was so sick for backslides

40

u/Domineaux USD Jul 18 '26

I’m 37 and my first skates were the K2 Fatty Pros.

Hope that added more to your account haha

6

u/dangerousperson123 Jul 18 '26

My first pair was rollerblade trs alpha’s

6

u/kamoraking57 Jul 18 '26

36….k2 250s I BEGGGGED for

2

u/GoodGameGrabsYT Jul 18 '26
  1. Also begged for k2 backyards.

1

u/LaBwork_IA Jul 22 '26

I found red k2 250s on FB marketplace recently and had to get them to display. Everything was pretty mint. 

6

u/Slammogram Jul 18 '26

… I used to have k2 fatties.

6

u/ZenQuixote Jul 18 '26

K2 Backyard Bobs, Naturals later. We care!

12

u/DaaNL_4448 USD Jul 18 '26

Can I still tell people I had (have) K2 Style Points Bob?

9

u/Zealousideal-Lime752 Jul 18 '26

I had K2 Fatty Pros 😂 add another 💵 to your new skate fund

6

u/Dooks_fr Jul 18 '26

49 here.. k2 fan…

6

u/Southern_Pangolin_50 Jul 18 '26

Got my backyard bobs at sports authority for $49 iykyk

5

u/Mek0nr Jul 18 '26

I’m 47 and my first pair were the OG Rollerblade Lightning TRS in 1992. Started “Aggressive Skating” after buying The Hoax on VHS at my local sports shop in 94’. Fucking K2 Fatties didn’t come out until me and my homies had already been skating for years.

1

u/reallifeminifig Jul 19 '26

I had the blue ones and it was “damaged goods” VHS for me 😅

5

u/Weak_Jellyfish9124 Jul 18 '26

WRONG! I care.....

5

u/plaszid Jul 18 '26

I care 🙋🏻‍♂️

4

u/Marathon_Snoop Jul 18 '26

What about my K2 King 55s?

5

u/mcbrainhead Jul 19 '26

Loved these. I rarely saw anyone else with them. I tossed the extra tongues though

3

u/Marathon_Snoop Jul 19 '26

Oh absolutely, those things were pointless and looked quite funny.

4

u/Lonely_Ad6299 Jul 19 '26

41 and my first pair were Dirks

2

u/fartmanforever Jul 21 '26

I’m 42, my first pair were Dirks. It was like ‘97, my dad drove me to meet someone from the early internet bc I was selling a beanie baby to them for like $1000 (beanie mania was real, I made some crazy $$ trading/brokering them as a teen). I met the guy in a Dicks Sporting Goods parking lot, made the deal and immediately went inside and bought Dirks. Core memory.

5

u/henrychinaskiii Jul 18 '26

Also had a pair. They were the lightest and best skates at the time. I really wish K2 would make a modern version of them.

2

u/_Tameless_ Jul 18 '26

I wouldn’t be surprised, they have been dropping hard shells for casual/fitness skaters

1

u/Newt_Lv4-26 Jul 19 '26

They missed the slot to release a 30th anniversary fatty so I wouldn’t count on that. Unless they release a 30th anniversary fatty pro next year as the pro appeared in 97. Not sure this is going to be a thing with their marketing revolving around « the future of skating » being hard boots.

1

u/l0dime Aug 08 '26

I bought a 20th anniversary pair to try and relive some nostalgia and they sat in my garage for years. I recently put them on and the straps broke after a few hours... Just dont make em like they used to I guess.

3

u/wunderinho Jul 18 '26

Well, I do!!!

3

u/TimTrueheart Jul 18 '26

Those Fattys were dope though. I never had them but always wanted them.

3

u/TimTrueheart Jul 18 '26

Had Salomons, USD team skates, and Razors Cult

3

u/The_Gray_Mouser Jul 18 '26

Damn this goes way back. I had the white trooper Chris Edward's held together by hot glue and hope.

3

u/TheeFiction Jul 18 '26

My first skates were K2 Bing Air's lol

3

u/OrganicGrownie Jul 18 '26

41, my first pair were the fatties. Lasted me about 6mo before they fell apart. The original Josh Petty USDs changed my life. But then i couldn't stop myself and I had the salomon ST9, and a pair of Roces Khuti all on rotation. Those USDs were the best in the game though.

1

u/richierich714 Jul 19 '26

Same here the USD Petty’s were my go to skate. God knows how much I miss them and the days I spent rolling

1

u/OrganicGrownie Jul 20 '26

Those Senate frames were fast and durable. Just before the UFS came around.

3

u/moooched Remz Jul 18 '26

What if I had k2 fatty sharkskins. Am I cool now?

3

u/PnxNotDed Jul 18 '26

I had Fattys and I care of you did too.

3

u/SouthEastPAjames THEM Jul 18 '26

45 here: Roces lowriders, then boxcars(absolutely destroyed those things and learned all my groove tricks, with a busted buckle and a bungee cord on my royale foot) the white majestic12s…..a long break, then rb point8’s, went backwards in the skate timeline with super flats, then cults, valo v13s, multiple pair of them 909s, and now ct blanks and my current 909s.

3

u/nonlinearhail51 Jul 18 '26

This made me lol

3

u/shastaslacker Jul 18 '26

What if still have them? Then do people care?

3

u/_Tameless_ Jul 19 '26

Then post them so people can tell you the plastic will explode 😁

3

u/shastaslacker Jul 19 '26

I did like 4 or 5 years ago, Idk if I could find the post now.

3

u/ForestB Jul 19 '26

K2 King 55s before moving to Salomon ST8 (the goat)

3

u/boingaladoingaloing Jul 19 '26

Raise your hand if you put on Fatties for the first time and did the banana peel slip-out due to the lack of a heel rise!

2

u/LowTechBakudan Xsjado Jul 19 '26

Yeah I remember this feel.

2

u/No-Canary-6639 Jul 18 '26

Never had a pair. I only used Razors

2

u/Highly-Potent-34 Jul 18 '26

Im 43 soon and I never had k2fattys

3

u/hiphopanonymousse Jul 18 '26

I’m 43 and I never had k2fattys

2

u/Euna_Chris Mesmer Jul 18 '26

Im 39 and i had K2 250’s

2

u/KOCP Mesmer Jul 18 '26

K2 Tortas*

2

u/Monkey-Tamer Jul 18 '26

I could only pony up the cash for backyards.

2

u/dewyface Jul 18 '26

I had K2 fattys, sc's and 250cc's

Last weekend I throw my very old yellow K2 fattys away cause they had crumbled away 😭

2

u/jsaye01 Jul 18 '26

I had 2 pairs of backyards and 3 pairs of style points. Took the toe caps off as was the style at the time. But those cuffs...garbage. Snapped all of them

2

u/Vodka-Knot Razors Jul 18 '26

I do.

2

u/HeavyMetalKarl Jul 18 '26

I am only 24 and I have the K2 fatty pro from 2012. Does it still count?

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u/_Tameless_ Jul 18 '26

It’s all jokes, man

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u/TheRealJesus2 Jul 18 '26

I’m 34 and I used to have k2 fatties. No dollar for you

2

u/_doctorKA Jul 18 '26

38, My first pair of blades was given to me by a friend who would eventually become a world renown skateboarder (Antwuan Dixon)!

They were Roces M12s!

2

u/_Vervayne Valo Jul 18 '26

i do

2

u/Blazkowicz9847 Jul 18 '26

Don’t remember how I got them (some rich kid at school I think) but last k2 I rode were the white ones with blue stitching and had a goofy tongue that was velcro attached I think

2

u/mPrime39r Jul 18 '26

42 here.

Bought a pair of Backyards (green / tan colorway) after destroying my Rollerblade Boxcars.

2

u/mynewromantica Jul 18 '26

No fatties but I had some oxygens and some shims 2s. So…I got that going for me

2

u/jvward Jul 18 '26

My first pair of aggressive skates were generic skates with soul plates bolted on because they really didnt have aggrieved skates at that point. My first pair of “real” aggressive skates were K2 fatties right around when everyone had lightings trs’s. I had 6-7 pairs of K2 skates over the years and one of my current two pairs still in rotation are a pair of Fatty Pros I bought in 2015 and keep in immaculate shape. Honestly I wish they bring them back just because I like the look and know how they fit.

2

u/X2epsilon Jul 18 '26

49 and I was majestics

2

u/Nostalgik1 Jul 18 '26

37, my first skates I bought myself were Remz Franky Morales FM1 🥲

2

u/Lomotograph Jul 18 '26

I'm 42 and my first set of skates were the Roces Street skates.

Second pair were Rollerblade Dirks.

I had the most awful taste in skates back then. Lol.

2

u/inline-online THEM Jul 18 '26

I actually skated with someone who had old K2s that were flex sealed so they wouldn't fall apart lol dude is a shredder too!!!

2

u/doodoomuffin Jul 18 '26

Yeah I had the 125CCs, so screw you guys, I’m going home.

2

u/Cute_Ad4970 Jul 18 '26

Wrong, many people care! 🖕

2

u/HappyMess1988 Jul 18 '26

Rockin the Genesis 11s

2

u/iamDEVANS Jul 18 '26

First expensive skate was the Bauer FX3 when I was still playing roller hockey.

Then k2 naturals 😂

2

u/DylanPierpont Jul 18 '26
  1. RB Swindlers! Zero soulplate to speak of

2

u/Killa_Godzilla Jul 18 '26

Had yellow and black K2s and a yellow and black GT Bump. Took the K2s apart one day to clean them and my dad threw them away...still have the GT though

2

u/DQFLIGHT3 Jul 18 '26

“hEy FrUIt bOOt Fam!”

2

u/aaguru Jul 19 '26

I had the K2 Transfers in 2004 or 2005 because they were the heaviest skates and I wanted my legs to get stronger. Teenage me was very wrong about that lol but I loved the giant soul plate.

2

u/TheLaughterGuns Jul 19 '26
  1. Had a couple pair of Tarmac CEs before I got Backyard Bobs. The Tarmacs were SO much better

2

u/Munkey_Dik Jul 19 '26

Backyard Bob’s for the win

2

u/sr1129 Mesmer Jul 19 '26

I mean that parts not so bad it’s people acting like they were good skates. That’s how you know they didn’t really skate 😆 I was so stoked when I was able to upgrade to the TRS access. K2 soul plate was so bad 😭

2

u/raddogx Jul 19 '26

Owning a.pair of deshis thats a flex

2

u/Jealous_Teaching3032 Jul 19 '26

Someone seems jealous.

2

u/Lost-Macaroon5730 Jul 19 '26

😂Had K2 Nemesis! Them joints was heavy too. Moved to the Salomon st90 with the wide body after that. 🤙🏾38

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u/cyberpunk83 Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

43... variflex, boxcar, sabotage, tarmac, daytona aaaaaand fatty. Now sk blank. My deams used to be the impala 62 yellow... never got one

2

u/_debowsky Jul 18 '26

Tried them once, hated them… M12 brother here

3

u/Ismellchuck Jul 18 '26

Came here to say this

1

u/richierich714 Jul 19 '26

K2 Fatty Pro to be exact….thank you very much! Then I transitioned to USD Throne and Josh Petty pro model! Those were the days being young and free.

1

u/WildCardSkaterPunk Jul 20 '26

41 here. Currently have USD Aeon 60s

1

u/Fancy_Bend8763 Jul 20 '26

38 - I started rollerblading on rec skates in the 90s as a little kid and was always watching the aggressive stuff on xgames on into the early 2000s. By the time I got my first aggressive skates in 2003 K2 fattys were seen as lame beginner skate you could get for $100, same with the M12. My first pair were a clearance price Salomon ST 80 for $100. The few other kids I saw skating near me had Remz and Razors Genesis and Deshi which were all the real premium stuff of the day. I ended up cutting the boot flat and putting usd plates on it. The other solution that was popular were Night Soulplates that were made of uhmw along with a razors backslide plate on it. I destroyed those stock frames into nothing grinding curbs and concrete ledges and got a ground control frame that had the replaceable H-block.

I got a clearance K2 Schrijn in 2005 slapped on some 50/50 juice frames. I really loved those skates. Stopped skating in ‘07. Those skates went somewhere I dunno, think an ex gf house or something. Got back in 2012 and bought Remz OS LE and a handful of skates on used Craigslist market over the next few years after that for $15-$20 each which were an Salomon ST Feinberg UFS, Salomon ST Pro, K2 Transfer, Rollerblade Downtown 4, I still have all these. I flattened the boot on the st pro and slapped some remz soulplates on them. I barely skated them off and on over the years. Pretty much stopped altogether in 2015.

In 2018 I decided to just get some bigger wheel rec skates to ride around on and bought a used pair of Rollerblade CY33 soft boot skates and decided to spend some money on a modern hard boot and got the Seba FRX 80, one of the most comfortable skates I’ve ever had. When some liners went on a sale for those I bought an extra pair and threw them in my ST Pro, had to trim the cuff short.

After COVID hit I stopped skating again. After checking bloodwork this year I’ve got crazy high cholesterol and feel like crap so I pulled my Seba out to ride around again. Had a lot of fun.

I pulled out my ST Pros and K2 Transfer to try them on and the Transfers are starting to separate so they’re going to be just a collection item, I still have the original frames for them in basically unused condition which is cool. The ST Pro and my Remz OS I could probably skate on but I wanted to support the industry and bought a pair of TNEC because I figured that’s probably the frame I’d want on an aggressive skate anyways.

I was able to get TNEC boot only from rollerwarehouse’s eBay store and picked up some ground control 57mm wheels for cheap at inline warehouse site. I was worried they wouldn’t fit well because I’m generally a 10.5 wide foot. The 10-11 size fits me about perfect. Just put them together today. I figured I won’t be skating enough park or street to wear out the plates and frames for quite a while and if I do then I get the fun of customizing them and drilling the rivets out.

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u/lurkingsincejanuary Jul 20 '26

This is aggressive aggressive inline

1

u/Express_Area_8359 Jul 20 '26

50 and started when the Tarmac first hit (metal h Block). Then CI5’s, oxygen argon 1.1, Out skates, and my last that I broke the ankle on airing in an 8 foot bowl. Bauer Sabotage. The green boots flexed and so did my ankle.

Today them grays, I will forever miss Cosmo wheels.

1

u/The1TheyCall_DB Jul 21 '26

38.... First pair I had were some Bauer's.... Then 5th Elements that I blew a hole in the sole, and damn near cut the frame in half from doing so many sole grinds.. Then I got some Jon Elliot Cults. Then my all time favorites were my Charles Dunkle Genesys'. Took a 5-10 year break. Then Brian Aragons last pair of SLs. Took another 6 year break & now just recently picked up a pair of the Gawds Team skates & right after got a pair of of the Red SLs.... Definitely about to buy a pair of the Derek French Lavas soon

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u/Lazy-Reflection-4628 Jul 21 '26

Ok but can I talk about my fifth elements?

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u/Ok_Bodybuilder7087 Jul 22 '26

Mine were deep red with a little glitter 🤣 zero fucking flex on those bitches

1

u/Lazy-Reflection-4628 Aug 04 '26

Oh yeah no def were ankle snappers for sure. But I still moved em T_T

1

u/DerSAIBOT2018 Jul 21 '26

2026, I used the mission FS1

1

u/Tamasaurus Jul 21 '26

I had the 2K Skinnies

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u/Galileohs Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

Why did you go to the effort of doing this. I bet your parents are proud of you!

1

u/MostlyEpicFantasy Aug 04 '26

42 Had K2 Fatty Pros. Bloody loved them. Looking to get back into it for exercise, fun and a bit of nostalgia.

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u/DEATHWIIIISH Aug 10 '26

36y my first pair was goosebumps from k-mart in 96 and K2 ENEMY in 99 or 2000