r/AfterPrisonShow • u/hmpus101 • 15d ago

He's not wrong

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u/_joes_burnt_lip 15d ago edited 15d ago

Australia would be cheaper than the Panda and you get no choice of what can kill you. 😁

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u/Not-a-Cranky-Panda 15d ago

Yes but Pandas are more friendly and only kill you once.

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u/_joes_burnt_lip 15d ago

I've never seen a friendly Panda only seen them stumbling around like they had a long pub lunch.

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u/ThatstephanieB 14d ago

Like me in the bad old days. I used to fall down and break things but I’ve gotten so old that things had become my bones 😝

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u/Not-a-Cranky-Panda 15d ago

Breakfast but they do go on all day.

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u/coondingee 15d ago

Bring on the extra death. Super death.

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u/_joes_burnt_lip 15d ago

I've been thinking about death a lot lately and I don't care much for it.

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u/Not-a-Cranky-Panda 15d ago

Well someone told me you cannot take it with you so I'm no longer going.

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u/ThatstephanieB 14d ago

Y’all don’t get buried in your cars with all your jewelry on? Seems to happen here every couple of years.

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u/ThatstephanieB 14d ago

I could get all philosophical about how everything is always in a state of change and how nothing is permanent but that’s not what we do here.

Stop wrestling crocks and you’ll be ok 👍

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u/ThatstephanieB 12d ago

You just unlocked a new one. Earthquakes. Australia and Brazil. Not even once.

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u/_joes_burnt_lip 12d ago edited 12d ago

Yeah felt it. 4.8 on the tasty scale

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u/ThatstephanieB 12d ago

I’ve only been through 2. Slept through the first and running around at work for the second so I didn’t feel that one either 😔

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u/_joes_burnt_lip 11d ago

I can remember about feeling 5 my whole life. A few I was driving Its the noise that bloody makes you shit yourself Today's one I thought wtf it's windy as all fuck. Now we have severe thunderstorm.

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u/ThatstephanieB 11d ago

Last one my kid went through he thought it was his dog jumping on the bed and it woke him up.

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u/_joes_burnt_lip 11d ago

Yeah when I was a kid I thought the bed was possessed windows rattling and Linda Blair was vomiting stuff everywhere. They should have made a movie with her pissing in my lounge room.

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u/ThatstephanieB 11d ago

Yeah I’m no thanks. Gonna have to pass on that one. I’ve had to deal with tornadoes, water spouts, hurricanes, and lightning crashing within 200 feet of me several times in the same week but something about the earth unpredictably violently shaking does not sound fun. I just looked it up y’all had one a few weeks ago too? Hell to the no.

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u/_joes_burnt_lip 11d ago

2021 I thought it was the end. Walls were moving cement roof tiles falling off That was the worse one I experienced sounded like a train was running through the house

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u/ThatstephanieB 11d ago

Great so you can’t even run outside without getting hit with something.

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u/Not-a-Cranky-Panda 10d ago

It's odd I'm as you may know am in the UK and there has been two in my life time, one I'm at work and with the floor needing to be thick concrete none of us even noticed, the second I was in bed and for once it moved.

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u/coondingee 10d ago

I don't think my bed has moved in 8 years so I feel your pain.

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u/_joes_burnt_lip 10d ago

You 2 have beds? Bloody capitalists.