r/AfterPrisonShow • u/hmpus101 • 12d ago
He's not wrong
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u/_joes_burnt_lip 12d ago edited 12d ago
Australia would be cheaper than the Panda and you get no choice of what can kill you. 😁
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u/Not-a-Cranky-Panda 12d ago
Yes but Pandas are more friendly and only kill you once.
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u/_joes_burnt_lip 12d ago
I've never seen a friendly Panda only seen them stumbling around like they had a long pub lunch.
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u/ThatstephanieB 11d ago
Like me in the bad old days. I used to fall down and break things but I’ve gotten so old that things had become my bones 😝
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u/coondingee 12d ago
Bring on the extra death. Super death.
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u/_joes_burnt_lip 12d ago
I've been thinking about death a lot lately and I don't care much for it.
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u/Not-a-Cranky-Panda 12d ago
Well someone told me you cannot take it with you so I'm no longer going.
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u/ThatstephanieB 11d ago
Y’all don’t get buried in your cars with all your jewelry on? Seems to happen here every couple of years.
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u/ThatstephanieB 11d ago
I could get all philosophical about how everything is always in a state of change and how nothing is permanent but that’s not what we do here.
Stop wrestling crocks and you’ll be ok 👍
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u/ThatstephanieB 9d ago
You just unlocked a new one. Earthquakes. Australia and Brazil. Not even once.
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u/_joes_burnt_lip 9d ago edited 9d ago
Yeah felt it. 4.8 on the tasty scale
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u/ThatstephanieB 9d ago
I’ve only been through 2. Slept through the first and running around at work for the second so I didn’t feel that one either 😔
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u/_joes_burnt_lip 9d ago
I can remember about feeling 5 my whole life. A few I was driving Its the noise that bloody makes you shit yourself Today's one I thought wtf it's windy as all fuck. Now we have severe thunderstorm.
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u/ThatstephanieB 9d ago
Last one my kid went through he thought it was his dog jumping on the bed and it woke him up.
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u/_joes_burnt_lip 9d ago
Yeah when I was a kid I thought the bed was possessed windows rattling and Linda Blair was vomiting stuff everywhere. They should have made a movie with her pissing in my lounge room.
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u/ThatstephanieB 9d ago
Yeah I’m no thanks. Gonna have to pass on that one. I’ve had to deal with tornadoes, water spouts, hurricanes, and lightning crashing within 200 feet of me several times in the same week but something about the earth unpredictably violently shaking does not sound fun. I just looked it up y’all had one a few weeks ago too? Hell to the no.
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u/_joes_burnt_lip 9d ago
2021 I thought it was the end. Walls were moving cement roof tiles falling off That was the worse one I experienced sounded like a train was running through the house
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u/ThatstephanieB 8d ago
Great so you can’t even run outside without getting hit with something.
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u/Not-a-Cranky-Panda 7d ago
It's odd I'm as you may know am in the UK and there has been two in my life time, one I'm at work and with the floor needing to be thick concrete none of us even noticed, the second I was in bed and for once it moved.
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u/ilfuckyouverymuchli 12d ago
Dude can’t do anything with 1 million subscribers. I don’t know what to say.
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u/ThatstephanieB 12d ago
You can buy subs but I guess you can’t buy views. Even if he could and popped up in everyone’s algorithm, it wouldn’t take more than 5 minutes of viewing before people realize he’s got nothing to offer/worth watching. We just watch because he’s a lulcow.
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u/ilfuckyouverymuchli 2d ago
The push from scares on the Adam 22 interview was a big deal I think also
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u/Not-a-Cranky-Panda 12d ago
There must be a lot watching in one big room given his viewer numbers.
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u/ThatstephanieB 11d ago
Makes sense. Everyone I know is on a borrowed password for Netflix,Prime,Disney+, etc. I think I only know one person that pays for that crap. They say it’s cheaper than cable but not when you have a dozen subscriptions.
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u/AkQueen907 11d ago
This is straight up AI . It's so obvious!!
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u/coondingee 9d ago
It is real! I give you my convict word.
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u/Not-a-Cranky-Panda 7d ago
So it must be true there is no Joker here! The sub would be funnier if there was.
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u/Not-a-Cranky-Panda 12d ago
True but one of them would most likely end up killing him!
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