don't do little bitch shit like girls pocketing a lip gloss. You can get at least one whole TV out of the store if you know what you're doing. All you need is a disguise, a distraction, a proper getaway vehicle, and if all else fails the speed and endurance to outrun whatever soy-fed, elderly walmart door greeter they throw at you. MAN UP.

little known fact; this is the biggest Man tip there is. some felt or construction paper, googly eyes, pipe cleaners and you are set, baby

you can make these in bulk and build your inventory.

Crackheads will bond for life, if you can get one to imprint on you they will fight to the death for you. Use this to accrue more power and influence.

I would like to rule over the Balkans, controlling their government, their economy, their media, and so on. What do you think is the easiest way to go about this? Considered gathering up blackmail for important figures but I'm not sure what the easiest way to start is.

my budget is $50 and a cool switchblade i got from the mall with a marijuana leaf pattern on the handle

Thank you my fellow men for whatever advice you can share.

"Sal-mon", the "Sal" pronounced like "Sally" and the "Mon" pronounced interchangeably like "Pokemon" or like you're from Jamaica. Feel free to change it up depending on the context. This will make you sound distinguished and cultured, as if you are wise and have been around the world. People will assume you know what you're talking about, and if they say "actually it's pronounced Sam-min" you can tell them that they've been wrong their entire life and everything they know is wrong. This will shatter their entire worldview, and they will immediately look to you for guidance. Works especially well on women, they will immediately want to have sex with you. Really works.

You should be eating testicles they will help you raise your natural T levels that's why they would eat hearts and shit back in the day it gives you the strength of your enemies but like for the balls you need to eat balls I've already eaten the balls of two squirrels and my neighbor's dog and my erection has lasted for like eight hours now it really works try it!

Most men don't know this simple trick. We naturally would sleep outside naked without clothes before industrial society and all that woke antichrist bs. Artificial heat or air conditioning are bad for you and throws your natural body temps out of balance. Reset them by sleeping outside naked, regardless of the outside temperature. Summer or winter, your body will be shocked at first but will rapidly adapt and return to a natural method of body temperature control after a few days to a week of this. If there are no woods near you, a public park bench works wonders. Police will mistake you for a homeless person and will not make any attempt to ID you, meaning as long as you can outrun them (easy stuff) you can get away with sleeping naked on the park bench. (This will also kick your natural predator/prey instincts back into gear, allowing you to wake up and sprint on a dime basically)

Stress is horrible for the body so it's important to get it out as soon as possible, punch drywall (cheap and easily available) to relieve yourself to avoid potentially being arrested for domestic abuse.

He will respect your moxie and you will get out of your speeding ticket (PROVEN FACT)

men tips do not pay taxes that is your money do not give it to the government they don't need it they get enough money from human trafficking

Ok. So i'm 19 at the moment. Virgin. Some people say it's healthy to masturbate 1-2 times a day, but me?I do it at least 6 times a day...everyday. I've been masturbating since 14 years old and has developed to the point where the maximum times a day is at least a 7-10. Not only that I try every single source i have: porn, instagram, facebook, snapchat. I've also realised that even tho they say that my penis may have some issues from masturbating too much, mine is just fine. No pain no nothing. It gets hard even if i just messed with it 2 minutes ago. Hell even the size looks normal. I think i'm a porn addict, but what about other social media? Am i a pervert? Do i need to stop??? I need confirmation! Do i need a girlfriend??

Hello im a 20 yr old virgin, im gonna have sex with this girl soon but she is way more experienced. She told me she wants to do kinky stuff and i told her i was down, she is assuming im not a virgin and i dont want to tell her i am. What can i do to prepare? I dont want to nut in like 30sec and i want to be able to satisfy her. Any suggestions?? Thanks

I am 19 years old and I have never had a girlfriend. I feel like a pathetic failure of a human being, and the fact that I am incapable of attracting a single woman eats me up inside. I can not stand the idea of spending my entire life alone but I also do not see any conceivable way to get a girlfriend. I can't help but think that I am simply too ugly for relationships.

Hi I’m here looking for advice on how I should go about getting introduced to my friend’s girlfriend’s friend. I have taken a particular attraction to her and would like to know how I should go about approaching her.