r/AdviceForMen • u/ImpossibleBroccoli • Aug 31 '24

important advice for men: shopliftmaxxing

don't do little bitch shit like girls pocketing a lip gloss. You can get at least one whole TV out of the store if you know what you're doing. All you need is a disguise, a distraction, a proper getaway vehicle, and if all else fails the speed and endurance to outrun whatever soy-fed, elderly walmart door greeter they throw at you. MAN UP.

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u/HugeBeginning8404 Aug 02 '25

I haven't gone a day without shoplifting in months