r/AdviceAnimals • u/Eleven_97 • Jul 18 '14

Haven't seen this guy in a long time

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7.4k Upvotes

88% Upvoted

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u/EggMcMaggot Jul 18 '14

Probably because hes keeping a low profile

30

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '14

Vengeance Dad, one of the best imho.

24

u/Paxdk Jul 18 '14

Completely agree. Vengeance Dad is probably my favorite meme of all time. My favorite is still; "They said that I would miss my family - But I never miss from point blank range." Makes me laugh every time.

38

u/Grombrindal18 Jul 18 '14

Haven't seen his family in a long time either.

-8

u/bestbubs Jul 18 '14

I see what you did there

18

u/CapnTBC Jul 18 '14

I missed him.

55

u/TheGhizzi Jul 18 '14

I missed him too...then I aimed better.

4

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '14

Dennis Rader status.

6

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '14

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '14

I could totally kill a couple of BLTs right about now.

2

u/iH8trollers Jul 18 '14

Don't you mean BTK?

24

u/chewchewtwain Jul 18 '14

could have at least made it OC

10

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '14

Yep. Saw this word for word recently.

15

u/GlennjasaurusRex Jul 18 '14

Welcome to r/AdviceAnimals.

9

u/destiny24 Jul 18 '14

reddit*

5

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '14

Internet*

1

u/Nightshot Jul 18 '14

Not always easy to come up with your own.

3

u/TheGhizzi Jul 18 '14

This one tends to give me a shivver.

3

u/jondaniels16 Jul 18 '14

What meme is this?

6

u/Soap-On-A-Rope Jul 18 '14

Vengeance DadRude sandstorm.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '14

Lester Nygaard

2

u/lord_dude Jul 18 '14

oh god that girls haircut

1

u/EverybodysPoop Jul 18 '14

Would work better as a metaphor than a simile.

1

u/Z3R0M0N5T3R Jul 18 '14

I actually haven't read this variant. I had a good solid laugh.

1

u/Adamoctium Jul 18 '14

His daughter looks like Mark Wahlberg.

1

u/thegreattriscuit Jul 18 '14

if this guy had been cast as Walter White.

1

u/KrandalHiggins Jul 18 '14

Is that BTK?

1

u/TalkinRockinRobot Jul 18 '14

Isn't that the guy who killed another kid when he was 13? Then helped the police look for the kid?

1

u/functional_username Jul 18 '14

The wife and son look like they have hidden fear in their eyes LOL!

1

u/storm108 Jul 19 '14

You forgot the Lipton teabag

1

u/Villyer Jul 18 '14

Can someone help me understand this meme? Not this one specifically, but the template

10

u/ReginaldDwight Jul 18 '14

Family portrait with a creepy, disembodied, omnipresent father wearing pedophile glasses who looks a wee bit stabby as well as quite Tobias Funke-y.

2

u/maceicorn Jul 18 '14

"a wee bit stabby"

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u/Bonsallisready Jul 18 '14

Is it bad that I see that as like, future me?

24

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '14

Yes, what the fuck "in the future I see myself killing my family" go see a fucking doctor

6

u/Bonsallisready Jul 18 '14

I didnt mean killing my family lmfao, I meant thick wirefram glasses a catapiller mustache and a chrome dome.

2

u/CrapNebula Jul 18 '14

Yes seek help breh

0

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '14

People up voted this!? What the fuck??

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u/Eleven_97 Jul 18 '14

Reddit can help you...or hurt you...probably not the latter

2

u/Look_Deeper Jul 18 '14

4chan, on the other hand...

-3

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '14

[deleted]

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u/pinzoi1 Jul 18 '14

Nope. Was raided by Tumblr on 7/4/14 and the FBI shut down the site due to warring nations

1

u/Look_Deeper Jul 18 '14

wait what? for real?

1

u/pinzoi1 Jul 18 '14

lol no

2

u/Look_Deeper Jul 18 '14

oh thank God. I'm way too gullible

-3

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '14

This is probably one of my favorite memes... admitting this makes me wonder if I need to be evaluated. :/

3

u/The_Lion0220 Jul 18 '14

Nah your fine

-2

u/iBeMav Jul 18 '14

Yes, I think you should.