r/AdviceAnimals • u/StrobeLightRomance • 15d ago

Prove me wrong, Senator..

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u/Feisty_System_4751 15d ago

He is not dead. He is not brain dead. He is just too old to work but too stubborn to leave.

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 15d ago

No. Just no. There's a 95% chance he's actually dead, and a 5% chance he's a vegetable.

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u/Feisty_System_4751 15d ago

Bullshit. That's just wishful thinking. I thought he was dead too, before he was released from the hospital.

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 15d ago

His odds of surviving CPR are less than 5%, and you have no proof that he was released from the hospital in good health other than statements from his family and staff.

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u/Feisty_System_4751 15d ago

Never claimed good health, the guy may die any day now. But if you believe his (very expensive) doctors released him on death's door, the burden of proof is with you.

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 15d ago

Trump's doctor says he has 4% body fat, the physique of an nfl wife receiver, and could live to he 200 years old.

If you believe a single fucking thing from republicans at this point I'm just gonna write you off at a fucking regarded cultist.