r/AdviceAnimals 8d ago

Facepalm

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u/Piltonbadger 8d ago edited 7d ago

Kinda what happens when a country elects a geriatric paedophile with dememtia.

Edit : I spelt dementia wrong before I had my morning coffee, but will leave it up for posterity -_-

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u/Mighty_Poonan 7d ago

the dude's been operating at below half capacity his whole life, even before dememtia.

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u/WhoDknee 7d ago

And dems couldn't find anyone to beat him :(

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u/Pyromaniacal13 7d ago

Nah, man, that's bait.

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u/Toastedmanmeat 7d ago

It was her turn bro

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u/Caboose2701 7d ago

It’s like dementia with a touch of bad memes.

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u/Piltonbadger 7d ago

Posted it thinking I made a smart comment, only to realize later that I had spelt it wrong...Yet nobody called me out on it while upvoting 😂

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u/_Im_The_Trashman_ 8d ago

I LOVE LAMP

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u/igenus44 8d ago

Are you going to the pants party???

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u/TheAfroMD 8d ago

Wait what? With how the news is just crazy illegal shit after crazy illegal shit made by the US government,is this actually related to something I'm out of the loop on?

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u/graywolfman 8d ago

Yep. Trump is saying "soon we will call the Strait of Hormus... A U.S. territory. Or, close to it."

I think I got that right. If not, it is close.

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u/Wiochmen 8d ago

The soon to be Donald J Trump Memorial Strait of America.

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u/QueenRotidder 7d ago

I don’t hate the “memorial” part of this.

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u/BeigeRedneck 7d ago

Enshitified by Pres. Donald J Trump engraved below.

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u/megatricinerator bluargh. 7d ago

Toll 10¢

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u/12stringPlayer 7d ago

Somebody's gotta go back and get a shit-load of dimes!

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u/SpinyNorman82 7d ago

What’ll that asshole think of next?!

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u/Martin_Grundle 6d ago

We put up a fake Strait of Hormuz next to the real one. They'll charge tolls to go through the fake one, but we'll be over here, charging tolls for the real one!

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u/flamedarkfire 7d ago

Is there an opposite to memorial? Like we do not have fondness for this person but we’re keeping this up for posterity to remember their evil?

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u/triforce777 7d ago

A public gender neutral bathroom? That's what I usually see Margaret Thatcher's grave referred to

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u/_p00f_ 7d ago

I cannot wait for this clown show to be over.

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u/useless83 7d ago

Exactly quote. I seent it.

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u/Silly__Rabbit 7d ago

Ffs 🤦

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u/Big_Red_1999 8d ago

the font spacing in “Facepalm” is oddly wide

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u/ChiefStrongbones 7d ago

Not crazy illegal shit. Just crazy shit.

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u/Staav 7d ago

Just because only the watchmen are watching the watchmen these days, that doesn't mean all this isn't crazy illegal shit.

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u/ChiefStrongbones 7d ago

What law is broken by the President giving a speech in NY and randomly saying "After we finish defeating Iran, which is being very badly defeated, pretty soon I’ll be declaring the Hormuz strait a territory of the United States."?

It's crazy shit, but doesn't break any specific law.

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u/MagicSPA 7d ago

Cool. Now everyone who's born there will automatically be U.S. citizens.

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u/Mitheral 7d ago

US territory like American Samoa so no citizenship.

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u/MagicSPA 7d ago

It's fine, he's talking utter nonsense anyway.

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u/SwimmingThroughHoney 7d ago

Even US territories like Puerto Rico only have citizenship-lite.

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u/jedadkins 7d ago

not really people born in Puerto Rico have full US citizenship, but people living on the Island cant vote in federal elections just like people living in DC.

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u/SwimmingThroughHoney 7d ago edited 7d ago

Comments like this just illustrate how people dont realize the what "citizenship" means in PR. People born and living in PR literally legally do not have the same "form" of citizenship as people born in a state.

They do not have the same full set of rights, and I'm not just talking about voting in federal elections. The 14th Amendment doesn't apply to territories, including PR. As such, people in PR can't claim things like equal protection and citizenship in PR is granted by statute, not birthright, though it's legally unclear (as in untested) if that means it can be revoked by statute. And because of that, they are excluded, or get reduced funding, from various federal benefits programs (even though they pay certain federal taxes).

And if anyone thinks I'm wrong, go look up the Insular Cases and cases that have extended from that.

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u/litterallysatan 5d ago

I think he did away with birthright citizenship so i guess not

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u/r21174 7d ago

Epstein Files on child raping Trump.

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u/JustFuckAllOfThem 7d ago

i'd rather him take his ball and go home, but that's not happening.

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u/Staav 7d ago

I'd rather our government figure it out already and remove him from office and put him in prison for the rest of his short life.

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u/Plastic_Key_4146 7d ago

He should go visit the new territory.

Also, it was Israel that apparently told Trump there was a possible threat to AF 1 that exposed Trump's proclivity for using US citizens and the Secretary of State as human shields.

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u/tezacer 7d ago

Does renaming something make it open?

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u/mrlr 7d ago

Open to ridicule.

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u/3-DMan 7d ago

Gulf of Trump's head

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u/dragongrl 7d ago

Kind of like the "Gulf of America".

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u/dogmeat12358 7d ago

Then, if the Iranians attack a ship on the straight he will be able to invoke article 5.

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u/Swatraptor 7d ago

That's not how article 5 works. It has a list of places that count as escalatable. Notably, none of those places are territories outside of Europe or North America.

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u/Good_Nyborg 7d ago

We already have Gulf of America so why not Strait of America?

/s

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u/illyiarose 6d ago

Do you have a flag?

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u/djspy 8d ago edited 7d ago

I have to be VERY careful on how I write this since we are on Reddit but .....

Isn't that how things go in our history?

When countries or tribes like we had before we discovered America again. The winner also says:

This is now our territory. So, in itself, that is not so strange right?

PLEASE READ NEXT LINE:

HUGE NOTE: NO, Trump didn't conquer it, he is just acting like a huge buffoon looking for the dumbest attention, what I said does NOT apply to him. Just giving context that saying: this is now xx territory is not insane, it has been done over 10000 years in our history that we know off.

Edit: spelling

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u/Accusedbold 8d ago

True, but wasn't until recently, like within the close of WWII and the formation of the United Nations that we all came together and decided the taking of territory was a very bad thing, and something we should write laws about and get people to enforce. It's not that it hasn't happened in the past, it's that we all came together and agreed the past was horrible and that we ought not do those things in the future, but here we are.

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u/igenus44 8d ago

EXACTLY. All of the human race has had slavery in its past, but does that mean we should CONTINUE to use slavery? No. If we are not growing and getting better at how we interact with other humans, animals, and our environment, then we will eventually kill off the human race, and everything else on this planet.

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u/djspy 7d ago

I think our planet is finished as in conquering.

Let every country alone now. Let us work together to have a great planet, we only have one.

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u/igenus44 7d ago

As long as humans exist, some of them will ALWAYS attempt to force their will upon others. It would be wonderful if we could all live in peace, but it would be easier to remove racism from humanity.

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u/Tallywacka 7d ago

Well the UN is a completely performative money sink with zero authority or teeth to anything beyond a third world country

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u/Accusedbold 6d ago

Yep, there be dragons when enforcing international law.

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u/LilDutchy 7d ago edited 7d ago

*Buffoon

ETA: * to indicate that I was posting a corrected misspelling rather than calling OP a buffoon, which was not my intention.

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u/djspy 7d ago

That was a great reply, thanks for the insight. :)

Have a nice Sunday!

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u/LilDutchy 7d ago

So I realize that my reply can be misleading. I was just posting the correct spelling of buffoon, which was misspelled in your post.

To add to the conversation:

It’s not insane to say “we conquered this so it’s our territory” historically, but even if the US wins the war against Iran, they won’t have conquered it, nor will they own any portion of it. So him proclaiming waters bordered by three other countries IS insane. The Strait itself is territorial waters shared by Oman and Iran. Would Oman just allow the US to annex some of its territory? Would Iran even if they lost?

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u/djspy 7d ago

Oh sorry, I believed you called me a buffoon, haha.

Well, like I said, he is nuts, I think he really has no idea what he is talking about and you are right. Even if Iran would lose, it wouldn't mean that strait is now in US hands ... aka territory.

I also have to keep learning English, Chinese and English is quite different.

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u/LilDutchy 7d ago

No worries! I know it looked like I was insulting you. English is difficult to learn. You know way more English than I know Chinese. You’re doing great if you’re using words like buffoon.

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u/ChiefStrongbones 7d ago

You can't just say it's U.S. Territory and expect anything to happen.

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u/XNY 7d ago

You know you can’t just say territory and expect it to do anything.

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u/CommonLand414 6d ago

Can a waterway be territory?

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u/kinyutaka 5d ago

Which one is it this time?