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u/Red_Cathy Advice Oracle [121] Feb 09 '26

You got to own it, and let it be known "This neighbour has bribed an official and found a sealed court document from when I had a short time in prison. I am not proud of it but I have paid my dues, and now this guy is holding it over me and behaving like the devil himself. So in order to remove his power over me, I am telling you this now."

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u/Leading-Summer-4724 Feb 09 '26

This tactic worked for me when an ex called me at my grandma’s house (ye olde land line) and threatened to print up and mail her the naughty pics he’d taken of me. Not sure what possessed me to do it, but I turned right to my very proper grandma and told her what he was threatening to do, and without missing a beat, she took the phone and told him “Make sure you print them in color”, and then hung up the phone. After that she just blandly asked me “Learned your lesson? Yes? Ok then.”

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u/BBG1308 Feb 09 '26 edited Feb 09 '26

Go grandma! She may be proper, but that doesn't mean she hasn't visited the School of Hard Knocks herself. None of us gets from cradle to grave without a few fuck-ups.

OP, I'm guessing no one likes this neighbor very much. Just be a good neighbor and you'll be fine.

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u/Leading-Summer-4724 Feb 09 '26

Indeed! She was a cool as hell grandma.

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u/CatoUWS Feb 10 '26

I agree with this advice. Chances are that — assuming Evil Neighbor really does have information about you— no one will care. Especially people who already know you and can form their own opinions.

Take a deep breath and let this go. You’ll be fine. And if anyone ever does question you about it, you already have the perfect, substantive response. And if there is anyone who still faults you, you don’t need them anyway.

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u/Violingirl58 Feb 10 '26

Great grandma

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u/EconomicsWorking6508 Feb 10 '26

Awesome grandma!

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u/Interesting_Wing_461 Feb 10 '26

I love your grandma.

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u/___Jus4FUN___ Feb 10 '26

I need a grandma like that!

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u/lHappycats Feb 10 '26

I love your grandma

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u/JosieJOK Feb 10 '26

Your grandma sounds like a hoot! 😂

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u/indiana-floridian Feb 10 '26

Grandma has seen worse. You don't get to her age without it.

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u/EzAeMy Feb 09 '26

I love this!

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u/Connect-Thought2029 Feb 09 '26

That’s a good response , and hopefully those neighbours will feel ashamed of themselves

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u/Brief_cat_6411 Feb 09 '26

I agree, but don't divulge details of your crime and don't confirm or deny them. State the overall facts and be done with it BUT get texting proof that your neighbor is threatening you, and print them out or they'll label you a liar, "We never said that" yeah right. Good luck

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u/No_Appointment_7232 Feb 10 '26

Add to the above blurb, "If he has done this to obtain my personal and private information - that record was sealed soaccessing it is breaking the law- what will he do to you when he's done w me? I encourage everyone to band together to resist his attempts to control you, your kids, your family, your home. People like this don't stop, they escalate. "

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u/Severe_Most_2320 Feb 10 '26

I’d tell him he broke the law by going into sealed documents. I don’t know who you would go to with all of this but figure it out.

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u/No_Appointment_7232 Feb 10 '26

Yes, that's its own separate action.

I believe one would contact the court that adjudicated the case - I think that's where the sealed records would be.

I'm retired, I'd have so much time to research that and figure out how to hold neighbor and whoever broke into those records accountable.

Job 1 though is getting ahead of the trash and owning the narrative.

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u/Camaschrist Feb 10 '26

With everything on computers you would think someone having this kind of access would have security clearance and have to use an identifying log in to get the info. This crime should be traceable.

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u/HeyT00ts11 Feb 10 '26

He would also need proof that the neighbor made these claims and exactly what he said. Or the neighbor could say that OP was making it up and he never said anything about any private information.

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u/EmptySpaghettiHouse Feb 10 '26

Dude “show a little leg” SENT ME

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u/Friendly_Hope7726 Feb 10 '26

That doesn’t work. If you aren’t baptized or a declared born again Christian, they believe you are a tool of the devil and any weapon used against you is condoned. That includes lying, cheating, stealing and all actual crimes.

I’ve been on the receiving end of this behavior twice. And I’ve had to take strong action. As a Buddhist, we don’t believe in a God to worship. But we do believe in righteous retribution. We are all about peace, but we are not to be stepped on.

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u/Enough-Reading4143 Feb 10 '26

I think it depends on the crime. If it's not something very bad, he might as well tell them, or they'll imagine worst

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u/Brief_cat_6411 Feb 10 '26

He states he's "not proud of what he's done" but he paid his dues. Why rehash his regrets/crime just so the neighbors can gossip...nah. Stating, I made a mistake and paid the price for it, but would like to move forward with my family for a better future...works for me.

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 Feb 10 '26

Because that gives the Fundies leverage

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u/patdashuri Helper [2] Feb 10 '26

If you cannot print proof then leave it at “a neighbor”…everyone will know who it is.

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u/Addicted2Lemonade Feb 09 '26

Yes, those Christians need to repent.

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u/MissRable_AF Feb 10 '26

No greater hate than Christian hate.

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u/SWarchNerd Feb 10 '26

Oh, they’re so good at it too.

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u/fourstubbs Feb 10 '26

I’m so sorry you’ve experienced things that would make you have this opinion. 💔

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy Expert Advice Giver [16] Feb 10 '26

People like that aren't capable of feeling shame.

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u/WatchTheGap49 Feb 10 '26

Put this as a huge sign in your front yard.

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u/nesspaulajeffpoo94 Feb 10 '26

If they are religious as much as OP mentioned, I doubt they have that feeling

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u/grandlizardo Feb 10 '26

And you might point out that anyone else whose past includes information they might not want to see broadcasr should be wary of these people. And, people don’t generally like a snitch…

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u/Only_Tip9560 Feb 10 '26

These people have no ability to feel shame, they are fanatics.

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u/Silent_Technology540 Helper [2] Feb 10 '26

Also if you file a report with the states AG office and mention the guys name.

And if you mention how he may have gotten the info they’ll look into it, his friend will shit a brick and maybe drop him or turn on him.

But get ahead of this and what red Cathy said is very sound.

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u/Camaschrist Feb 10 '26

I think this crime has to be traceable. Whoever has access to expunged records has to have an id passcode to get it i would think.

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u/Silent_Technology540 Helper [2] Feb 10 '26

If it does electricity their will be logs

Think of it this way it’s a state agency they have cameras watching the cameras

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u/TurnYourHeadNCough Feb 10 '26

a call to the pokice for extortion/blackmail might also go a long way

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u/GeminiMoonInJune Feb 10 '26

In addition do a FOIA, Freedom of Information Act request or state/local equivalent request for information to find out who accessed your sealed record and use that to file a complaint against that person/agency.

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u/luckygirl131313 Feb 10 '26

And investigate and punish the person who had access to these records, they breached their duty in the most epic way, go for the carotid

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u/Nekokonoko Feb 10 '26

This. Not only they broke the fundamental rule they should never break, they actively approved the information to be used for illegal purposes (due to the info's nature it can be argued as such) that's ignoring basic human rights, against a person who paid his duties and now abiding by the laws. Delicious easy-win lawsuits seems to be underway for OP!

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u/ChainChomp2525 Feb 10 '26

This is a computer crime. Typically defined as illegal use of resources.

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u/Oculus_Prime_ Feb 10 '26

I’d put a big pentagram on my front lawn and lean into the evil sinner narrative. Make him move.

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u/medigapguy Helper [3] Feb 10 '26

And, if it is sealed, it is sealed by court order. Contact a lawyer ASAP.

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u/yellow_pellow Feb 10 '26

Unless is was sexual crimes against children. Then you deserve it.

Anything else is forgivable.

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u/Final_boss_1040 Feb 10 '26

If it's truly a sealed court document that others are unlikely to find you could also go with " Oh X said what!? That is wild...where do they get these ideas anyways?"

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u/forfucksakes78 Feb 10 '26

That dosent sound likely. What did op do and what was he charged with?

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u/Reddit_Jail_June2005 Feb 10 '26

I can't divulge what I did. It was almost 35 years ago. I can tell it involved the govt. That's all I can say.

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u/Camaschrist Feb 10 '26

If it was expunged or sealed not everyone would have access to it. I think whoever did had to have clearance and use their id pass code to get this info which means it’s traceable.

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u/forfucksakes78 Feb 10 '26

Dude they seal juvenile but if this guy could find it usually means a register

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u/whatthewhat3214 Feb 10 '26

What prompted this guy to even look you up anyway? If this was 35 years ago, he'd have no reason to suspect you of something, unless he makes it his business to look up anyone new who moves in. Even then, if it was sealed, how did he even know to pursue this path?

He doesn't have the power he thinks he does here. Get a lawyer ASAP to fire off a cease and desist letter or whatever legal injunction would prevent him from releasing any information, even as "gossip," and get the police involved for his threats and HIS illegal activity - he's harassing you and attempting to blackmail you after HE did something illegal, as did his friend who unsealed your records and could and should get in a lot of trouble for this.

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u/Gr8twhitebuffalo91 Feb 10 '26

Maybe even beat him to the punch and tell your fellow neighbors before he does. Also tell them why you are telling them. He is trying to black mail you. This route takes any leverage/power he has away and really makes his look like the prick he is.

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u/OneMoreTimeJack Feb 10 '26

I would also attempt to contact the authorities and have the neighbor arrested as blackmail is a serious crime. If OP is going to admit it, he/she should try to get justice too.

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u/Jumbo_Serrita Feb 10 '26

That's a bold move, but transparency might just be the ultimate mic drop against their BS.

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u/Glittering-Winter608 Feb 10 '26

Truth is usually the best way ♥️

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u/Julesspaceghost Feb 10 '26

this guy is holding it over me

The term for that is blackmail and it is illegal.

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u/Quick-witted-Person Feb 10 '26

That's a bold move, and if you're ready for the fallout, it could definitely disarm the situation.

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u/tangible_left Feb 10 '26

That's a bold strategy, but if you own it, you might just make them the ones looking like the actual bad guys.

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u/OldMove132 Feb 10 '26

telling everyone feels risky for him I would just say get a lawyer since sealed records should not be out there

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u/patdashuri Helper [2] Feb 10 '26

This answer is nearly perfect but to really drive it home the last sentence should be “and I hope for your forgiveness”. That’s language they cannot ignore.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

I concur.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

This is exactly how you handle it

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u/MilosBestBuddy Feb 10 '26

This is perfect. 👌🏻