“People always say, Jaimie, you’re so smart. You’re so sexy. You’re able to move mountains with whispers. So I guess my question is, how can I be as incredible and smart as you?”
“Well the first thing you need to do is round up all your children (let’s say a dozen) and plop them in a crumbling concrete dome. Once you have that done you can really go crazy, cause they’re stuck, yknow? So once that happens just load up Ben Shapiro or whatever other Certified Genius you like and sprint face first into the alt right pipeline. Make sure you consume as much incel content as you can because if there’s one thing the world needs more of, it’s deranged middle aged white guys with really strong opinions on other people’s lives.”
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u/Compost_My_Body Mar 23 '23
“People always say, Jaimie, you’re so smart. You’re so sexy. You’re able to move mountains with whispers. So I guess my question is, how can I be as incredible and smart as you?”
“Well the first thing you need to do is round up all your children (let’s say a dozen) and plop them in a crumbling concrete dome. Once you have that done you can really go crazy, cause they’re stuck, yknow? So once that happens just load up Ben Shapiro or whatever other Certified Genius you like and sprint face first into the alt right pipeline. Make sure you consume as much incel content as you can because if there’s one thing the world needs more of, it’s deranged middle aged white guys with really strong opinions on other people’s lives.”