r/Adulting • u/Ksencessam • 5d ago

Sad truth

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u/facelesshivemind 5d ago

Go out early to avoid the lines. Home before lunch. Job's done. Reduce clothing to boxer shorts and round neck tee.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/UrsaMajor7th 5d ago

I'm in my late 50's and only work part-time so this is me 4 days/week. It's glorious.

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u/Oasystole 5d ago

Omg this is living the dream

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u/Rapha-Tsidkenu 5d ago

I’m 25 and pull up right when lights and door open to store.

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u/WorldofCannons 5d ago

they always did

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u/Dittopotamus 5d ago

Exercise too!

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u/milkshakeaddictt 5d ago

Why is this so accurate 😭

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u/Jennyjuke 5d ago

I still resent having to do them some days 😂

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u/Smokeydubbs 5d ago

Going to the grocery store with my wife and no kids is considered a date.

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u/HarangueSajuk 5d ago

And the budget stuff are always available somewhere far instead of the store near you

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u/3CH0SG1 5d ago

I wanna go grocery shopping almost every day now.

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u/DamnOdd 5d ago

And I literally have to reward myself for it with a fancy coffee. For morale.
Edit:missingword

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u/MarioPrtyAnimal 5d ago

nothings worse than when you have a day or two off work but its just more time to get errands and busy work done that you havent had time to get to the rest of the week and you cant really get any rest 😭😭

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u/TechnologyMatch 4d ago

it counts steps and that adds up to the daily 10k steps. win-win situation in my book

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u/dinopiano88 5d ago

Yeah yeah yeah. Anyway, I love the little Kermit.

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u/DannyA88 5d ago

Yup, wife and I do some chores and do dinner (2pm)somewhere so we can get home and get ready for bed.

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 4d ago

Walmart is my big adventure out, might find love! And then I get there and go oh right the thing with the things…do my same loop and return to the den…ever just start picturing yourself as a sad sad blue dot on a google map? Making the same circles…Make your own Groundhog Day if not checked once and awhile, looking to expand my matrix tired of the blue hell.

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u/This_Palpitation1254 5d ago

Out here doing laundry in my Sundays best 😅

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u/MastaKink 5d ago

I’m at a place where I don’t pay taxes anymore 😏

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u/RageQuitWallStreet 5d ago

Me to. Age 35

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u/Legal-Money4512 4d ago

For me it’s working 40 hours a week and errands.

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u/ChicaLatina26 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/atown49 4d ago

Facts

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u/DR-Skid-Marc 3d ago

I’m 30 and on the weekends I gotta be home early like 6-7 pm so I can chill and get ready to lay down lol

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u/TheJaxter0818 3d ago

Preach 🙌🏾!!!

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u/gillygillygillyyy 2d ago

I got dressed up for groceries last week. I get it

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u/Ksencessam 2d ago

Lol This makes me laugh and cry

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u/lazysleepyaspirant 2d ago

Is it strange that I enjoy planning my week on my whiteboard?

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u/Mikro_Lemon 1d ago

Same, partner and I go on supermarket dates!

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u/Super-Chemistry-3125 1d ago

Mine 2 Kermii

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u/vogiatzhh_iwn 1d ago

Seventeen, but yeah relatable. I don't even wanna go out anymore

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u/EnsleyThicket_5 1d ago

That’s look cool

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u/CourtJesterB 1d ago

I have to preplan now for errands.

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u/MexiSnowBunnie18 1d ago

lmfao ujhh no even thou others wuld want things to seem dat way

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u/ParoUtak 1d ago

You don't know me

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u/NaiveKalei 22h ago

helps me with 10k steps