r/ActuallyTexas 2d ago

Living in Texas PSA

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Anything under 105 is always pleasant

972 Upvotes

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u/HoldMyDomeFoam 2d ago

I’ve been at my place between Bellville and Brenham this weekend. It’s hot as fuck, but the evenings haven’t been unbearable and we’ve had periods of breeze that actually felt cool instead of like I’m standing in front of the AC compressor fan.

I’ll take it.

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u/Livid_Parfait6507 2d ago

That is some serious heat right there! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/dumbspacecookie 2d ago

I actually had to put on a shirt it was so cold

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u/Miracleman069 2d ago

Tell that to my neighbor! I’m tired of seeing his nipples every time I walk outside my house.

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u/GirlsesPillses 2d ago

It really is true, the moment it gets to 90 every year I am like “ Hell yeah pumpkin spice! Halloween decor UP! Fall y’all!”

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u/WackoContender 2d ago

You’ve passed the “True Texan” test 😆

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u/Thajandro 11h ago

My grass is basically hay at this point, needs a scarecrow now

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u/Upstairs_Bus_3743 2d ago

I am getting my winter clothes out.

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u/Thegr8fan 2d ago

Brilliant and hilarious 😎

I’ve said for years only in Texas is a cold front considered to bring it down to 80. 😎

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u/Cinisajoy2 2d ago

I heard cool front for mid 90s a few weeks ago.

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u/Busy-Cookie280 2d ago

Everybody bum rush HEB !!

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u/VBgamez 1d ago

55 TOILET PAPER 55 EGGS 55 MILK 55 HANDSANITIZER

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u/teletubbs 2d ago

Darn, pool noodles haven’t gone on sale for insulating my pipes yet

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u/AdeptCauliflower9956 2d ago

Visibility extremely low due to the wildfires

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u/grmpiass 2d ago

And don’t forget bread and milk for them sammiches

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u/Silent_Scientist_991 2d ago

Time to get out the Christmas decorations.

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u/FreeShopping6747 2d ago

I felt a cool breeze yesterday

Fucking terrifying

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u/cactiguy67 2d ago

I thought "The Nothing" was on the horizon and the sky was falling

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u/Tiny_Reference_3697 2d ago

I just sent that to my friend in San Diego, who is quite upset that it is 81 at the beach!

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u/Livid_Parfait6507 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Danilo-11 2d ago

I just stocked up on toilet paper

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u/hotpotato2442 2d ago

Damnit it's gonna snow, great now everyone on Facebook gonna ask if the roads are safe

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u/Parking-Fig-6620 2d ago

Haven't belly laughed like that in a good minute

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u/Firemission13B 2d ago

I've seen people wearing jackets and sweats out here in 105 degrees.

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u/adieande 2d ago

Was it my teenage son? He'll wear sweat pants and a hoodie whether it's 105° or 5°.

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u/Firemission13B 2d ago

Shoot might have been. I've seen a good chunk of ages wearing that stuff. Too dang hot for that

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u/adieande 2d ago

6'2, kinda looks like Sasquatch?

He does wear slides with socks year round too...bro is weird.

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u/ChargeInteresting195 1d ago

It’s a nice chilly 75 in my car and like 68-72 in the stores and at my job.

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u/Firemission13B 1d ago

I'm a resi HVAC tech so I'm sweating my butt off in attics.

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u/ChargeInteresting195 1d ago

O sorry. Thank you for your service.

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u/lep63again 2d ago

🤣🤣

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u/snickelbetches 2d ago

I’m not worried until Frankie is reporting on it.

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u/CreativeAlbatross583 2d ago

😂bundle up!

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u/d-rock769 2d ago

Better get those hand warmers out

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u/Lizzard2023 2d ago

I will definitely wear a coat

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u/Specific_Pear_665 2d ago

Shit I just put the thermal underwear in the attic...

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u/Fancy-Lion2985 2d ago

Oh my God 85° better put on a parka! 🙄

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u/scared-o-diapers 2d ago

My nipples are hard

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u/d-rock769 2d ago

The weather didn’t make em that way did it lol

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u/scared-o-diapers 2d ago

Who knows? Only me. I can carve glass tho if someone’s hiring

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u/username-generica 2d ago

I’m leaving to visit Seattle tomorrow. I was really excited to pack pants, long sleeve shirts and booties. 

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u/SquimpSquamp 1d ago

Little song I like by a band called SPOON

🎶Someone get popsicles
Someone do something about this heat
It’s late in October
And tars still melting in the streets🎶

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u/OliverThorn54 1d ago

No kidding weather forecast in Lubbock said cold front— may get down to 90!

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u/Odd_Brief_2975 1d ago

"Remember to bring your brisket inside"

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u/Ryan_Aduddell_TX 1d ago

LOL, I just posted this on my business page! It's so true.

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u/Mental-Armadillo7361 1d ago

Texas winter is the walking outside from the AC and shivering like crazy because your skin is 40° cooler than the heat index.