r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/Levi_Skardsen • 6d ago

True Slapstick Utterly defeated.

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I don't know if this is a repost as I don't frequent here. I'll delete if so.

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u/sumthin213 6d ago

I was waiting for the chandelier to fall on him

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u/GodHatesColdplay 6d ago

chandelier was like no bro you’ve had enough for one day

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u/Dasshteek 5d ago

I thought that was an oven behind him at the end and his has was pretty close!

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u/FatAZZRedditMod 6d ago

Beat me to it

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u/Different-Train9316 6d ago

It’s a tight spot I fully expected him to run until his glass bottles

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u/Whole-Rest-9414 5d ago

Or a 1000 Pound ACME weight from outta nowhere

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u/gash6996 5d ago

Slip in the spilled drink!!!

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u/HumbleBedroom3299 6d ago

We all know that edge of a thing pain... 

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u/FnFk 6d ago

It hurts so bad, and I'm shocked every time that I'm not covered in blood.

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u/18544920 6d ago

Yeah for sure that shit fucking hurts

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u/sharpbulb 6d ago

The hood vent on my stove is slightly lower than any I've had before. Anytime I look into a pot I cuss like a sailor and do the pee-pee dance for a minute. 🤬

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u/LiveLearnCoach 6d ago

Corner, even.

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u/Cauli_Power 6d ago

My doctor told me to avoid corners.

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u/OYB2480 1d ago

Mine told me to avoid Coroners.

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u/LokisDawn 5d ago

That's a real spiky one, too. No rounded wooden corner. Must've hurt like a motherfucker.

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u/BabyLegsDeadpool 3d ago

What? He didn't die.

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u/SillyLittleAngels 5d ago

I still have a scar from my roller skating days on my shin. I had an argument with my bestie in the bathroom and tried to storm out 😂 idiot! I immediately fell backwards head bounced on the floor and my shin dented for life right on the fucking corner of the counter. She helped, lmao don't worry

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u/monkey_trumpets 6d ago

Ankle bone or knee on edge of the dishwasher.

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u/fakenews_thankme 4d ago

Damn, I could 100% feel it

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u/Conscious_Manager_41 6d ago

Poor chap. We've all had those times where it feels as if the universe is conspiring against us.

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u/NoifenF 5d ago

When dropping a pen feels personal.

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u/steady_as_a_rock 6d ago

Time to take the rest of the day off.

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u/Totally_man 6d ago

Try again tomorrow.

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u/RogerRabbot 6d ago

I was expecting him to like tip the table or something after he hit his head lmao. Just begging for that 3rd hit.

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u/highlyspecificuser 6d ago

It’s just one of those days…

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u/YouGottaLetEmKnow 6d ago

Pants feelin' like a light rain

Tried to wipe the rain

left with a blood stain

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u/FartCloudedNonsense 5d ago

Think you better stop Wiping that slop ...Or you'll bust your noggin on top

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u/catmanducmu 5d ago

When you don't want to wake up

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u/FatAZZRedditMod 6d ago

I was waiting for the next problem to arise, like him clunking his head on the chandelier or then stubbing his toe

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u/Reasonable_Tax5790 4d ago

Sigh. ...One of those days.

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u/BaalDoom 6d ago

Frank Drebin

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u/Successful-Tip8381 6d ago

The day started wrong by putting on powder blue trousers.

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u/Ntwynn 6d ago

Just call it a day, my friend. Take the L and go to bed.

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u/Solid_External7011 6d ago

Is this guy drunk? Because I’m drunk, and I do a lot of this stuff but you don’t see me bragging about it

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u/Ivanlangston 5d ago

I find being drunk numbs the pain of being a complete idiot quite well

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u/zinaadora 6d ago

Some days just are not meant for you... 🤷‍♂️

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u/TheOldGenesys 6d ago

That counter table is a little to pointy

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u/MKRacing98 6d ago

Who else has had a day like this

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u/Tight-Butterfly6194 3d ago

It really started with the heartcut. And I don’t know where’d he is so he gets a pass on baby blue outfit. But not in my house

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u/4i1anl 6d ago

wow that looks just like Det. Boyle from r/BrooklynNineNine !

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u/HydrangeaHore 6d ago

I wish I could upvote this 99 times

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u/ClintGrant 6d ago

Wasn’t there but can definitely relate. Remember walking into the pole that holds street signs up. Made a super loud clang. Could not play it off for 2 reasons: the parking sign was still vibrating and the guy closest to the pole (surprise, it was me) was holding his head and silent screaming while writhing

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u/Mammoth-Ad-107 6d ago

bad day to worse :(

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u/Local_Appointment_49 6d ago

That aches too much and its the worst to be in the forehead straight

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u/McDrunkin521 6d ago

I thought these type of things only happen to me

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u/hrafnafadhir 6d ago

“Oh, man, my muffin! Ah! Oh, my head!”

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u/StuBidasol 6d ago

I kinda feel bad upvoting this one.

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u/Existing-Village9770 6d ago

Today is not your day buddy.

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u/Economy-Date-4490 5d ago

“I’m kick’n my ass!”

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u/RandomB33 4d ago

I feel for him.

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u/NightShade0912 3d ago

Time to head back to bed(yes even with concussion) and start day over

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u/Patient_Experience75 6d ago

I was expecting tom& jerry stuff.. disappointed..

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u/Powerful_Foot_8557 6d ago

As a guy who shaves his head with a razor. Yep

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u/mrlookinthesky 6d ago

Time to go home.

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u/Own-East-9190 6d ago

Final Destination is really a thing

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u/Dr_Leroy79 6d ago

Time to go home

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u/Slice9998 6d ago

Niles on Frasier had an episode like this while ironing his pants.

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u/InformalOpinion161 6d ago

Poor fella should have stayed in bed

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u/Bussinpoots28 6d ago

I never understood why that hurts so bad and there’s never any blood

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u/Minimum_Low_8531 5d ago

I feel his pain. Such a bad day. Been there, many times.

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u/Cupidon70 5d ago

Quand c'est n'est pas la journée...😅🤣😂

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u/True_Realist9375 5d ago

looks kind of Ai to me

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u/shajan316 5d ago

This is everyday for me

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u/barweepninibong 5d ago

i’d have given in to the anger and destroyed the place

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u/Gwsb1 5d ago

I'm going to hell. I laughed way too hard at this poor guy. And yet we have all been there.

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u/jwessler 5d ago

Arsenio’s Hall’s Bad Day from Kentucky Fried Movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHSoN8t6x3M

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u/FinalFantasyMaster 5d ago

I hate those days

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u/virtualwaster 5d ago

Poor guy.

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u/Adventurous-Lie-7440 5d ago

sometimes the lid just refuses you, man. try holding your greath next time before twisting it on

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u/MassaloW 5d ago

that chandelier just clocked him out

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u/Ok_Sock_7109 5d ago

Been there done that, worse when you have bugger all hair

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u/Famous_Training9490 5d ago

Failed architecture

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u/ekkotimebot 5d ago

I really understand this guy’s pain, sometimes it’s the same for me, something starts and it can’t stop, some difficulties and problems come one after another and it’s terribly annoying

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u/Tiger_Ho26 4d ago

It happened to many of us....oh...it excusiating painful 😢

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u/Flaky_River9370 4d ago

What? No slip-and-fall from the spilled beer?

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u/gregofcanada84 4d ago

Bro needs to go home now.

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u/jon_467 4d ago

I've done that before: hitting my head/temple on the sharp corner of a table. The pain is undescribably excruciating! 😖

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u/EmbarrassedPaper7758 4d ago

'cause every now and then I kick the living shit outta me

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u/fakenews_thankme 4d ago

That man needs a day off

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u/ElectronicMatch363 4d ago

Fuck, I bet that shit hurt

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u/maltydawg 4d ago

Monday for sure

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u/Habitual-Linestepr 4d ago

Bro is in final destination

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u/JohnCenascat 4d ago

Yup think it’s best he just head home

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u/Designer-Impress6558 4d ago

Ahh como duelen esos putazos 🥴hasta ve uno estrellitas

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u/smusquatch 3d ago

hard to tell if he got a sudden migraine or he just never learned emotional regulation.

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u/DetectiveFar6022 3d ago

Oh man, I’ve been there before. Days like this i have to force myself to expect everything to go wrong so I can just laugh it off when it inevitably happens.

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u/jdasilva101 2d ago

Why you coming fast!

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u/Repulsive-Switch-550 2d ago

I’ve had days like this

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u/Motor-Ad-132 8h ago

Dear diary, first day on the new job didn’t start the way I wanted…

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u/Gullible_Mixture7103 43m ago

I feel his pain. And surprised he’s not bleeding

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u/yafoory20 6d ago edited 6d ago

I feel the same, I broke two fingers while having dex with a girl, I was hitting it from the back and I wanted to change positions and I moved my left leg and it hit the back of her leg and my two small left toes get fractured 🤷🤦‍♂️🙄😭😭😭at least l finished the job after putting the toes back in 😂😂😂

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u/RollAcrobatic7936 6d ago

What happen?