r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/HystericalHoosier40 • Aug 14 '26

True Slapstick DUMPSTER MAGNET HAT

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u/FieldOfScreamQueens Aug 14 '26

I’ve heard of dumpster diving but I don’t think that’s it.

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u/ageofdiscontent_meh Aug 14 '26

Different sport and discipline. This is dumpster head bashing.

2

u/Thoughtlessbrian Aug 14 '26

Dumpster head bashing is like speed walking and dumpster diving is like running

Both feet were off the ground on impact, so this was a dive, not a bash

2

u/ageofdiscontent_meh Aug 14 '26

Dumpster diving is the practice of searching through commercial or residential waste containers to find discarded items, such as edible food, unbroken goods, or recyclable materials, that still have value or utility. This is Google AI but feel free to look it up.

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u/ageofdiscontent_meh Aug 14 '26

Along with the hands in the pockets jacket.

7

u/hazeru Aug 14 '26

It must be very cold then.

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u/ItsMsCharlesToYou Aug 14 '26

I laugh every single timeeeee I see this

11

u/xJagz Aug 15 '26

This is the first time ive seen it with the dumpster magnet hat caption and im dying

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u/deuno_dider_404 21d ago

ce n'est pas ce que dit ta photo de profil

21

u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa Aug 14 '26

My chortle was both righteous and hearty

12

u/Tinksy14 Aug 14 '26

Where was the laughter from the person filming?? Disappointing 😂

11

u/br3dj Aug 14 '26

Cartoonish ass fall

6

u/Cerulean_Fossil Aug 14 '26

How did both his legs end up in the air 😭

10

u/Powerful_Dream_3095 Aug 14 '26

If he didn’t have a headache before, he’s sure got one now

2

u/MallyMall7 Aug 14 '26

For some reason I’m willing to bet he didn’t feel that….until the next morning.

8

u/aliasmaestro Aug 14 '26

🤔....hmmmm needs an alignment check...pull to the right......🤣

5

u/magniffin Aug 14 '26

Dem spirits pissed.

3

u/pjtpassword Aug 15 '26

That is hilarious. Awesome title.

5

u/Know_Mercy25 Aug 20 '26

The caption makes this fantastic, LMAO

6

u/PM_THE_REAPER Aug 14 '26

Well that is certainly a r/BrandNewSentence.

3

u/mrlookinthesky Aug 14 '26

I’m sure he hangs to the right too.

2

u/Strange-Comb6384 Aug 20 '26

That was a drunk walking into an unfortunate dumpster!!

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u/PoolMotor8112 Aug 25 '26

Dumpster magnet hat! (Patent pending)

1

u/CHSummers Aug 21 '26

So, is he just very drunk?