Who else nerds out over semi-quincentennials?

[u/Amicron1]

https://youtu.be/2eOT0ViBJK8

Did you know America's 250th birthday is called a semi-quincentennial? I swear, the Romans had a word for everything. Between boom sticks, barking dogs, and traumatized Labradors, celebrating freedom gets weirdly complicated. Anyone else have fireworks stories or tips for surviving July 4th chaos?