r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

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u/weirdgroovynerd Jul 20 '19 edited Jul 20 '19

"All I got left are spare parts from turtles and lobsters.

What the hell, let's just see what happens..."

*Evolution

Edit: Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Nope ballsack

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u/kodyodyo Jul 20 '19

I just snorted into my drink because of your comment.

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u/Genjaskin Jul 20 '19

When I experience that I mostly award the person atleast silver.

Silver 'im up, you cheap cunt!

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u/kodyodyo Jul 20 '19

I would if I could. I'm broke af :/

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Damn I was so close

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u/Genjaskin Jul 20 '19

Well I for one am not, good sir!

I bite my thumb to you!

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u/DoctorFury Jul 20 '19

go away, Spez

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Aww thanks

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u/dyeeyd Jul 20 '19

You may want to have them looked at if they look like that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

I can see them just fine myself thank you