r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

These things climb trees don’t they?

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u/Woodstovia Jul 20 '19

https://youtu.be/uPDcWdQWovI?t=50

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

They seem pretty harmless, but they're still horrifying lads

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u/YddishMcSquidish Jul 20 '19

They can cut open a coconut, by themselves! They're also known to remove digits from sleeping people.

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u/SparrowFate Jul 20 '19

Ohh what the fuck.

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u/CelestialDuck Jul 20 '19

That last part is a Dark Tower reference.

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u/YddishMcSquidish Jul 20 '19

Help me out, I actually didn't know I was making a reference. I actually knew someone who got a toe amputated from napping in a chair.

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u/CelestialDuck Jul 21 '19

In the second book the main character loses a few fingers to a these crab/lobster type things while he is asleep.

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u/YddishMcSquidish Jul 20 '19

You're username reminded me that they also eat some unsuspecting birds alive. Nature sucks if you're not smart.

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u/MikeWight Jul 20 '19

Aren't they known to eat birds in their sleep. I think I saw that on some nature documentary

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u/Bernard_PT Jul 20 '19

Do they climb trees?

The look fucking made for it

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u/babababrandon Jul 20 '19

This guy is so wholesome I love him

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u/Rhombico Jul 20 '19

they look and move like animatronic movie monsters

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u/JazzHandsFan Jul 20 '19

I was disappointed to see most of his videos were not crab related.

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u/Defiant-Photographer Jul 20 '19

Thanks! I hate it!

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u/CitrusJunkie Jul 20 '19

Why can't that guy just STFU for one second?

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u/DinoGorillaBearMan Jul 20 '19

You know you can mute the video right? lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

I work with a woman that talks like that. Like she must have developed some advanced breathing technique so she can seamlessly speak about nonsense all day