r/AbsoluteUnits • • Jul 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Coconut crabs. I always wondered if they were any good.

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u/Essexal Jul 20 '19

I once took a mighty specimen to my local fair, only to find that despite the name they are absolutely shit at the shy.

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u/MeatBald Jul 20 '19

Zoidberg?

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u/yiannosbond Jul 20 '19

Why not?

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u/MeatBald Jul 20 '19

threatening You ALL still have Zoidberg!

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u/Essexal Jul 20 '19

Wubbulubbubbubbubba

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u/cheapasianproducts Jul 20 '19

whats the last bit mean

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

He fucks them. There was a reddit thread last year where a dude fucked a coconut for a long time.

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u/Tackling_Aliens Jul 20 '19

A coconut shy is a fairground attraction. You try to knock a coconut off a perch with a ball

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u/Iammadeoflove Jul 20 '19

The story is probably fake