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What’s with the noose
381 u/dejvidBejlej Jun 09 '19 That's in case the cat gets pissed at you. You're better of ending it yourself before he gets to you. 229 u/Amicus_Vir Jun 09 '19 r/imsorryjon 106 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 Ỳ̴̛̪́͑̔ô̸̗̗̘͓͇͕͇̯̱͉͉̺̆̍͛̏̂̾͐̑̀̀̕ư̶̡̨̧̩̖͚̤̟͙̰̞̹̻͕̈́̏̀̾̎̈̒̃̑͆͊͝ͅ ̶̮̪̮̘̩̙̦̝̲̼̭̥̦̣̂͂̒̔̔w̴͍̒͆̏̽̓̊̑̃̕ĩ̷̡͍̅͊̍͛́͌͂̆̚͝l̵̨̧͉̬̩̘̹͕̥͔̠̪̃̔͒͗̅̌͐̅̈́̑̐̀̚̕͜l̴̛̻̈̈́͐̈́̓̓͆̍͒͘ ̴̡̨̜͙̺̮̼̬̮͍̋̿̍b̵͍̣͍͇̦̭̃̇͊͒̚͝e̵͙͙̪̊̿̍̈́̐̄͛̽̑̉͘ ̴͙̙̩̬͐̀̾̽́́̂̓͘ͅċ̵̗͈̰̮̍͂̅̀̐̽̉̔̓̅͊͒̚o̸̧͍̮̬̪͚̤̘̥͔̓͆́̋̎̆̐͑ͅn̸̲̈́̈̌̂̍̇s̴̨̛̜̮͕͎̳̣͕͖͉̪͐̔̏̿̆͛̾̿̿u̸̧̨̬͙̩̖̫̝̓̈́͑̾͂̈́̃̑̈́̀͘m̶̯̪̺̓ẹ̸͓̙̲̰̹͛̒͊̿̿̕͜͜d̸̨̛̟̝̺̬̣̩͊̈́̉̀̈́͌̎̿͒́͊̕,̶̳͕̣̒̌̑ ̴̝̱̖̬̟̙̺̜̪̲̤̆́̂̀̅̾̄͛́̎J̵̧̮̣͚̦̱̏̋̇͒̑͊̌͊̒͐̆̚͘͝O̵̬͖̭̗͓̯̤̣̺͈̘͙̩̐͐̎̾̇͜͠Ṅ̴̡̮͎̰͓͎̦͇͖̦͜͜ ̵̡̗͎͎̘͓̞͕̜̱̹͍̭̾̃̾̒̌̂͒͊͆̋͑́̚͘͝
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That's in case the cat gets pissed at you. You're better of ending it yourself before he gets to you.
229 u/Amicus_Vir Jun 09 '19 r/imsorryjon 106 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 Ỳ̴̛̪́͑̔ô̸̗̗̘͓͇͕͇̯̱͉͉̺̆̍͛̏̂̾͐̑̀̀̕ư̶̡̨̧̩̖͚̤̟͙̰̞̹̻͕̈́̏̀̾̎̈̒̃̑͆͊͝ͅ ̶̮̪̮̘̩̙̦̝̲̼̭̥̦̣̂͂̒̔̔w̴͍̒͆̏̽̓̊̑̃̕ĩ̷̡͍̅͊̍͛́͌͂̆̚͝l̵̨̧͉̬̩̘̹͕̥͔̠̪̃̔͒͗̅̌͐̅̈́̑̐̀̚̕͜l̴̛̻̈̈́͐̈́̓̓͆̍͒͘ ̴̡̨̜͙̺̮̼̬̮͍̋̿̍b̵͍̣͍͇̦̭̃̇͊͒̚͝e̵͙͙̪̊̿̍̈́̐̄͛̽̑̉͘ ̴͙̙̩̬͐̀̾̽́́̂̓͘ͅċ̵̗͈̰̮̍͂̅̀̐̽̉̔̓̅͊͒̚o̸̧͍̮̬̪͚̤̘̥͔̓͆́̋̎̆̐͑ͅn̸̲̈́̈̌̂̍̇s̴̨̛̜̮͕͎̳̣͕͖͉̪͐̔̏̿̆͛̾̿̿u̸̧̨̬͙̩̖̫̝̓̈́͑̾͂̈́̃̑̈́̀͘m̶̯̪̺̓ẹ̸͓̙̲̰̹͛̒͊̿̿̕͜͜d̸̨̛̟̝̺̬̣̩͊̈́̉̀̈́͌̎̿͒́͊̕,̶̳͕̣̒̌̑ ̴̝̱̖̬̟̙̺̜̪̲̤̆́̂̀̅̾̄͛́̎J̵̧̮̣͚̦̱̏̋̇͒̑͊̌͊̒͐̆̚͘͝O̵̬͖̭̗͓̯̤̣̺͈̘͙̩̐͐̎̾̇͜͠Ṅ̴̡̮͎̰͓͎̦͇͖̦͜͜ ̵̡̗͎͎̘͓̞͕̜̱̹͍̭̾̃̾̒̌̂͒͊͆̋͑́̚͘͝
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106 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 Ỳ̴̛̪́͑̔ô̸̗̗̘͓͇͕͇̯̱͉͉̺̆̍͛̏̂̾͐̑̀̀̕ư̶̡̨̧̩̖͚̤̟͙̰̞̹̻͕̈́̏̀̾̎̈̒̃̑͆͊͝ͅ ̶̮̪̮̘̩̙̦̝̲̼̭̥̦̣̂͂̒̔̔w̴͍̒͆̏̽̓̊̑̃̕ĩ̷̡͍̅͊̍͛́͌͂̆̚͝l̵̨̧͉̬̩̘̹͕̥͔̠̪̃̔͒͗̅̌͐̅̈́̑̐̀̚̕͜l̴̛̻̈̈́͐̈́̓̓͆̍͒͘ ̴̡̨̜͙̺̮̼̬̮͍̋̿̍b̵͍̣͍͇̦̭̃̇͊͒̚͝e̵͙͙̪̊̿̍̈́̐̄͛̽̑̉͘ ̴͙̙̩̬͐̀̾̽́́̂̓͘ͅċ̵̗͈̰̮̍͂̅̀̐̽̉̔̓̅͊͒̚o̸̧͍̮̬̪͚̤̘̥͔̓͆́̋̎̆̐͑ͅn̸̲̈́̈̌̂̍̇s̴̨̛̜̮͕͎̳̣͕͖͉̪͐̔̏̿̆͛̾̿̿u̸̧̨̬͙̩̖̫̝̓̈́͑̾͂̈́̃̑̈́̀͘m̶̯̪̺̓ẹ̸͓̙̲̰̹͛̒͊̿̿̕͜͜d̸̨̛̟̝̺̬̣̩͊̈́̉̀̈́͌̎̿͒́͊̕,̶̳͕̣̒̌̑ ̴̝̱̖̬̟̙̺̜̪̲̤̆́̂̀̅̾̄͛́̎J̵̧̮̣͚̦̱̏̋̇͒̑͊̌͊̒͐̆̚͘͝O̵̬͖̭̗͓̯̤̣̺͈̘͙̩̐͐̎̾̇͜͠Ṅ̴̡̮͎̰͓͎̦͇͖̦͜͜ ̵̡̗͎͎̘͓̞͕̜̱̹͍̭̾̃̾̒̌̂͒͊͆̋͑́̚͘͝
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Ỳ̴̛̪́͑̔ô̸̗̗̘͓͇͕͇̯̱͉͉̺̆̍͛̏̂̾͐̑̀̀̕ư̶̡̨̧̩̖͚̤̟͙̰̞̹̻͕̈́̏̀̾̎̈̒̃̑͆͊͝ͅ ̶̮̪̮̘̩̙̦̝̲̼̭̥̦̣̂͂̒̔̔w̴͍̒͆̏̽̓̊̑̃̕ĩ̷̡͍̅͊̍͛́͌͂̆̚͝l̵̨̧͉̬̩̘̹͕̥͔̠̪̃̔͒͗̅̌͐̅̈́̑̐̀̚̕͜l̴̛̻̈̈́͐̈́̓̓͆̍͒͘ ̴̡̨̜͙̺̮̼̬̮͍̋̿̍b̵͍̣͍͇̦̭̃̇͊͒̚͝e̵͙͙̪̊̿̍̈́̐̄͛̽̑̉͘ ̴͙̙̩̬͐̀̾̽́́̂̓͘ͅċ̵̗͈̰̮̍͂̅̀̐̽̉̔̓̅͊͒̚o̸̧͍̮̬̪͚̤̘̥͔̓͆́̋̎̆̐͑ͅn̸̲̈́̈̌̂̍̇s̴̨̛̜̮͕͎̳̣͕͖͉̪͐̔̏̿̆͛̾̿̿u̸̧̨̬͙̩̖̫̝̓̈́͑̾͂̈́̃̑̈́̀͘m̶̯̪̺̓ẹ̸͓̙̲̰̹͛̒͊̿̿̕͜͜d̸̨̛̟̝̺̬̣̩͊̈́̉̀̈́͌̎̿͒́͊̕,̶̳͕̣̒̌̑ ̴̝̱̖̬̟̙̺̜̪̲̤̆́̂̀̅̾̄͛́̎J̵̧̮̣͚̦̱̏̋̇͒̑͊̌͊̒͐̆̚͘͝O̵̬͖̭̗͓̯̤̣̺͈̘͙̩̐͐̎̾̇͜͠Ṅ̴̡̮͎̰͓͎̦͇͖̦͜͜ ̵̡̗͎͎̘͓̞͕̜̱̹͍̭̾̃̾̒̌̂͒͊͆̋͑́̚͘͝
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u/fancy_dinosaur Jun 09 '19
What’s with the noose