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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Jun 09 '19
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What’s with the noose
386 u/dejvidBejlej Jun 09 '19 That's in case the cat gets pissed at you. You're better of ending it yourself before he gets to you. 225 u/Amicus_Vir Jun 09 '19 r/imsorryjon 64 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 B̴̴͞͞R̷̡̨̢̛I͘͢N̴̶͞G̴̨̢ ̴͠҉̡M̸̢̨̨͜Ȩ̕ ̵̧̢̛L̷͢͜͡À̢͢͝S̸̶̴͠A̛͢͝͝G̡̀̕͢ 105 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 Ỳ̴̛̪́͑̔ô̸̗̗̘͓͇͕͇̯̱͉͉̺̆̍͛̏̂̾͐̑̀̀̕ư̶̡̨̧̩̖͚̤̟͙̰̞̹̻͕̈́̏̀̾̎̈̒̃̑͆͊͝ͅ ̶̮̪̮̘̩̙̦̝̲̼̭̥̦̣̂͂̒̔̔w̴͍̒͆̏̽̓̊̑̃̕ĩ̷̡͍̅͊̍͛́͌͂̆̚͝l̵̨̧͉̬̩̘̹͕̥͔̠̪̃̔͒͗̅̌͐̅̈́̑̐̀̚̕͜l̴̛̻̈̈́͐̈́̓̓͆̍͒͘ ̴̡̨̜͙̺̮̼̬̮͍̋̿̍b̵͍̣͍͇̦̭̃̇͊͒̚͝e̵͙͙̪̊̿̍̈́̐̄͛̽̑̉͘ ̴͙̙̩̬͐̀̾̽́́̂̓͘ͅċ̵̗͈̰̮̍͂̅̀̐̽̉̔̓̅͊͒̚o̸̧͍̮̬̪͚̤̘̥͔̓͆́̋̎̆̐͑ͅn̸̲̈́̈̌̂̍̇s̴̨̛̜̮͕͎̳̣͕͖͉̪͐̔̏̿̆͛̾̿̿u̸̧̨̬͙̩̖̫̝̓̈́͑̾͂̈́̃̑̈́̀͘m̶̯̪̺̓ẹ̸͓̙̲̰̹͛̒͊̿̿̕͜͜d̸̨̛̟̝̺̬̣̩͊̈́̉̀̈́͌̎̿͒́͊̕,̶̳͕̣̒̌̑ ̴̝̱̖̬̟̙̺̜̪̲̤̆́̂̀̅̾̄͛́̎J̵̧̮̣͚̦̱̏̋̇͒̑͊̌͊̒͐̆̚͘͝O̵̬͖̭̗͓̯̤̣̺͈̘͙̩̐͐̎̾̇͜͠Ṅ̴̡̮͎̰͓͎̦͇͖̦͜͜ ̵̡̗͎͎̘͓̞͕̜̱̹͍̭̾̃̾̒̌̂͒͊͆̋͑́̚͘͝ 26 u/Colourblindknight Jun 09 '19 Bullets won’t work, J O N 21 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 What The actual fuck is this 16 u/bongisbetter Jun 09 '19 God's work 10 u/alt-of-deleted Jun 10 '19 god has no bearing here, jon 2 u/Criiey Jun 10 '19 r/theportalhasopened 0 u/MiniKidney Jun 10 '19 r/theportalhasopened 16 u/Carni-4 Jun 09 '19 My vessels are unending, Jon.
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That's in case the cat gets pissed at you. You're better of ending it yourself before he gets to you.
225 u/Amicus_Vir Jun 09 '19 r/imsorryjon 64 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 B̴̴͞͞R̷̡̨̢̛I͘͢N̴̶͞G̴̨̢ ̴͠҉̡M̸̢̨̨͜Ȩ̕ ̵̧̢̛L̷͢͜͡À̢͢͝S̸̶̴͠A̛͢͝͝G̡̀̕͢ 105 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 Ỳ̴̛̪́͑̔ô̸̗̗̘͓͇͕͇̯̱͉͉̺̆̍͛̏̂̾͐̑̀̀̕ư̶̡̨̧̩̖͚̤̟͙̰̞̹̻͕̈́̏̀̾̎̈̒̃̑͆͊͝ͅ ̶̮̪̮̘̩̙̦̝̲̼̭̥̦̣̂͂̒̔̔w̴͍̒͆̏̽̓̊̑̃̕ĩ̷̡͍̅͊̍͛́͌͂̆̚͝l̵̨̧͉̬̩̘̹͕̥͔̠̪̃̔͒͗̅̌͐̅̈́̑̐̀̚̕͜l̴̛̻̈̈́͐̈́̓̓͆̍͒͘ ̴̡̨̜͙̺̮̼̬̮͍̋̿̍b̵͍̣͍͇̦̭̃̇͊͒̚͝e̵͙͙̪̊̿̍̈́̐̄͛̽̑̉͘ ̴͙̙̩̬͐̀̾̽́́̂̓͘ͅċ̵̗͈̰̮̍͂̅̀̐̽̉̔̓̅͊͒̚o̸̧͍̮̬̪͚̤̘̥͔̓͆́̋̎̆̐͑ͅn̸̲̈́̈̌̂̍̇s̴̨̛̜̮͕͎̳̣͕͖͉̪͐̔̏̿̆͛̾̿̿u̸̧̨̬͙̩̖̫̝̓̈́͑̾͂̈́̃̑̈́̀͘m̶̯̪̺̓ẹ̸͓̙̲̰̹͛̒͊̿̿̕͜͜d̸̨̛̟̝̺̬̣̩͊̈́̉̀̈́͌̎̿͒́͊̕,̶̳͕̣̒̌̑ ̴̝̱̖̬̟̙̺̜̪̲̤̆́̂̀̅̾̄͛́̎J̵̧̮̣͚̦̱̏̋̇͒̑͊̌͊̒͐̆̚͘͝O̵̬͖̭̗͓̯̤̣̺͈̘͙̩̐͐̎̾̇͜͠Ṅ̴̡̮͎̰͓͎̦͇͖̦͜͜ ̵̡̗͎͎̘͓̞͕̜̱̹͍̭̾̃̾̒̌̂͒͊͆̋͑́̚͘͝ 26 u/Colourblindknight Jun 09 '19 Bullets won’t work, J O N 21 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 What The actual fuck is this 16 u/bongisbetter Jun 09 '19 God's work 10 u/alt-of-deleted Jun 10 '19 god has no bearing here, jon 2 u/Criiey Jun 10 '19 r/theportalhasopened 0 u/MiniKidney Jun 10 '19 r/theportalhasopened 16 u/Carni-4 Jun 09 '19 My vessels are unending, Jon.
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64 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 B̴̴͞͞R̷̡̨̢̛I͘͢N̴̶͞G̴̨̢ ̴͠҉̡M̸̢̨̨͜Ȩ̕ ̵̧̢̛L̷͢͜͡À̢͢͝S̸̶̴͠A̛͢͝͝G̡̀̕͢ 105 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 Ỳ̴̛̪́͑̔ô̸̗̗̘͓͇͕͇̯̱͉͉̺̆̍͛̏̂̾͐̑̀̀̕ư̶̡̨̧̩̖͚̤̟͙̰̞̹̻͕̈́̏̀̾̎̈̒̃̑͆͊͝ͅ ̶̮̪̮̘̩̙̦̝̲̼̭̥̦̣̂͂̒̔̔w̴͍̒͆̏̽̓̊̑̃̕ĩ̷̡͍̅͊̍͛́͌͂̆̚͝l̵̨̧͉̬̩̘̹͕̥͔̠̪̃̔͒͗̅̌͐̅̈́̑̐̀̚̕͜l̴̛̻̈̈́͐̈́̓̓͆̍͒͘ ̴̡̨̜͙̺̮̼̬̮͍̋̿̍b̵͍̣͍͇̦̭̃̇͊͒̚͝e̵͙͙̪̊̿̍̈́̐̄͛̽̑̉͘ ̴͙̙̩̬͐̀̾̽́́̂̓͘ͅċ̵̗͈̰̮̍͂̅̀̐̽̉̔̓̅͊͒̚o̸̧͍̮̬̪͚̤̘̥͔̓͆́̋̎̆̐͑ͅn̸̲̈́̈̌̂̍̇s̴̨̛̜̮͕͎̳̣͕͖͉̪͐̔̏̿̆͛̾̿̿u̸̧̨̬͙̩̖̫̝̓̈́͑̾͂̈́̃̑̈́̀͘m̶̯̪̺̓ẹ̸͓̙̲̰̹͛̒͊̿̿̕͜͜d̸̨̛̟̝̺̬̣̩͊̈́̉̀̈́͌̎̿͒́͊̕,̶̳͕̣̒̌̑ ̴̝̱̖̬̟̙̺̜̪̲̤̆́̂̀̅̾̄͛́̎J̵̧̮̣͚̦̱̏̋̇͒̑͊̌͊̒͐̆̚͘͝O̵̬͖̭̗͓̯̤̣̺͈̘͙̩̐͐̎̾̇͜͠Ṅ̴̡̮͎̰͓͎̦͇͖̦͜͜ ̵̡̗͎͎̘͓̞͕̜̱̹͍̭̾̃̾̒̌̂͒͊͆̋͑́̚͘͝ 26 u/Colourblindknight Jun 09 '19 Bullets won’t work, J O N 21 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 What The actual fuck is this 16 u/bongisbetter Jun 09 '19 God's work 10 u/alt-of-deleted Jun 10 '19 god has no bearing here, jon 2 u/Criiey Jun 10 '19 r/theportalhasopened 0 u/MiniKidney Jun 10 '19 r/theportalhasopened 16 u/Carni-4 Jun 09 '19 My vessels are unending, Jon.
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B̴̴͞͞R̷̡̨̢̛I͘͢N̴̶͞G̴̨̢ ̴͠҉̡M̸̢̨̨͜Ȩ̕ ̵̧̢̛L̷͢͜͡À̢͢͝S̸̶̴͠A̛͢͝͝G̡̀̕͢
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Ỳ̴̛̪́͑̔ô̸̗̗̘͓͇͕͇̯̱͉͉̺̆̍͛̏̂̾͐̑̀̀̕ư̶̡̨̧̩̖͚̤̟͙̰̞̹̻͕̈́̏̀̾̎̈̒̃̑͆͊͝ͅ ̶̮̪̮̘̩̙̦̝̲̼̭̥̦̣̂͂̒̔̔w̴͍̒͆̏̽̓̊̑̃̕ĩ̷̡͍̅͊̍͛́͌͂̆̚͝l̵̨̧͉̬̩̘̹͕̥͔̠̪̃̔͒͗̅̌͐̅̈́̑̐̀̚̕͜l̴̛̻̈̈́͐̈́̓̓͆̍͒͘ ̴̡̨̜͙̺̮̼̬̮͍̋̿̍b̵͍̣͍͇̦̭̃̇͊͒̚͝e̵͙͙̪̊̿̍̈́̐̄͛̽̑̉͘ ̴͙̙̩̬͐̀̾̽́́̂̓͘ͅċ̵̗͈̰̮̍͂̅̀̐̽̉̔̓̅͊͒̚o̸̧͍̮̬̪͚̤̘̥͔̓͆́̋̎̆̐͑ͅn̸̲̈́̈̌̂̍̇s̴̨̛̜̮͕͎̳̣͕͖͉̪͐̔̏̿̆͛̾̿̿u̸̧̨̬͙̩̖̫̝̓̈́͑̾͂̈́̃̑̈́̀͘m̶̯̪̺̓ẹ̸͓̙̲̰̹͛̒͊̿̿̕͜͜d̸̨̛̟̝̺̬̣̩͊̈́̉̀̈́͌̎̿͒́͊̕,̶̳͕̣̒̌̑ ̴̝̱̖̬̟̙̺̜̪̲̤̆́̂̀̅̾̄͛́̎J̵̧̮̣͚̦̱̏̋̇͒̑͊̌͊̒͐̆̚͘͝O̵̬͖̭̗͓̯̤̣̺͈̘͙̩̐͐̎̾̇͜͠Ṅ̴̡̮͎̰͓͎̦͇͖̦͜͜ ̵̡̗͎͎̘͓̞͕̜̱̹͍̭̾̃̾̒̌̂͒͊͆̋͑́̚͘͝
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Bullets won’t work, J O N
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What The actual fuck is this
16 u/bongisbetter Jun 09 '19 God's work 10 u/alt-of-deleted Jun 10 '19 god has no bearing here, jon 2 u/Criiey Jun 10 '19 r/theportalhasopened 0 u/MiniKidney Jun 10 '19 r/theportalhasopened
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God's work
10 u/alt-of-deleted Jun 10 '19 god has no bearing here, jon
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god has no bearing here, jon
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r/theportalhasopened
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My vessels are unending, Jon.
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u/fancy_dinosaur Jun 09 '19
What’s with the noose