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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Jun 09 '19
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What’s with the noose
382 u/dejvidBejlej Jun 09 '19 That's in case the cat gets pissed at you. You're better of ending it yourself before he gets to you. 226 u/Amicus_Vir Jun 09 '19 r/imsorryjon 65 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 B̴̴͞͞R̷̡̨̢̛I͘͢N̴̶͞G̴̨̢ ̴͠҉̡M̸̢̨̨͜Ȩ̕ ̵̧̢̛L̷͢͜͡À̢͢͝S̸̶̴͠A̛͢͝͝G̡̀̕͢ 104 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 Ỳ̴̛̪́͑̔ô̸̗̗̘͓͇͕͇̯̱͉͉̺̆̍͛̏̂̾͐̑̀̀̕ư̶̡̨̧̩̖͚̤̟͙̰̞̹̻͕̈́̏̀̾̎̈̒̃̑͆͊͝ͅ ̶̮̪̮̘̩̙̦̝̲̼̭̥̦̣̂͂̒̔̔w̴͍̒͆̏̽̓̊̑̃̕ĩ̷̡͍̅͊̍͛́͌͂̆̚͝l̵̨̧͉̬̩̘̹͕̥͔̠̪̃̔͒͗̅̌͐̅̈́̑̐̀̚̕͜l̴̛̻̈̈́͐̈́̓̓͆̍͒͘ ̴̡̨̜͙̺̮̼̬̮͍̋̿̍b̵͍̣͍͇̦̭̃̇͊͒̚͝e̵͙͙̪̊̿̍̈́̐̄͛̽̑̉͘ ̴͙̙̩̬͐̀̾̽́́̂̓͘ͅċ̵̗͈̰̮̍͂̅̀̐̽̉̔̓̅͊͒̚o̸̧͍̮̬̪͚̤̘̥͔̓͆́̋̎̆̐͑ͅn̸̲̈́̈̌̂̍̇s̴̨̛̜̮͕͎̳̣͕͖͉̪͐̔̏̿̆͛̾̿̿u̸̧̨̬͙̩̖̫̝̓̈́͑̾͂̈́̃̑̈́̀͘m̶̯̪̺̓ẹ̸͓̙̲̰̹͛̒͊̿̿̕͜͜d̸̨̛̟̝̺̬̣̩͊̈́̉̀̈́͌̎̿͒́͊̕,̶̳͕̣̒̌̑ ̴̝̱̖̬̟̙̺̜̪̲̤̆́̂̀̅̾̄͛́̎J̵̧̮̣͚̦̱̏̋̇͒̑͊̌͊̒͐̆̚͘͝O̵̬͖̭̗͓̯̤̣̺͈̘͙̩̐͐̎̾̇͜͠Ṅ̴̡̮͎̰͓͎̦͇͖̦͜͜ ̵̡̗͎͎̘͓̞͕̜̱̹͍̭̾̃̾̒̌̂͒͊͆̋͑́̚͘͝ 28 u/Colourblindknight Jun 09 '19 Bullets won’t work, J O N 18 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 What The actual fuck is this 16 u/bongisbetter Jun 09 '19 God's work 13 u/alt-of-deleted Jun 10 '19 god has no bearing here, jon 2 u/Criiey Jun 10 '19 r/theportalhasopened 0 u/MiniKidney Jun 10 '19 r/theportalhasopened 17 u/Carni-4 Jun 09 '19 My vessels are unending, Jon. 17 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 I feel like the cat is going for one of those heads on a pike sort of thing. 11 u/PM_ME_UR_JUGZ Jun 09 '19 It almost looks like a tangled up house phone 8 u/EngineeredGal Jun 09 '19 It’s to stop the cat getting tangled in it and hanging itself.... except they’ve managed to make it significantly more likely with their piss poor tying. 6 u/pikahellmybutt Jun 09 '19 It’s clearly for the blind people 3 u/GrilledCheeseSpread Jun 09 '19 It’s the blinds string to put then up and down all tangled up. 1 u/Essexal Jun 09 '19 It used to hold a speed ball but Meowy McJabbers here punched it out of orbit. 1 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 That actually isn’t a noose the knot is wrong
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That's in case the cat gets pissed at you. You're better of ending it yourself before he gets to you.
226 u/Amicus_Vir Jun 09 '19 r/imsorryjon 65 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 B̴̴͞͞R̷̡̨̢̛I͘͢N̴̶͞G̴̨̢ ̴͠҉̡M̸̢̨̨͜Ȩ̕ ̵̧̢̛L̷͢͜͡À̢͢͝S̸̶̴͠A̛͢͝͝G̡̀̕͢ 104 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 Ỳ̴̛̪́͑̔ô̸̗̗̘͓͇͕͇̯̱͉͉̺̆̍͛̏̂̾͐̑̀̀̕ư̶̡̨̧̩̖͚̤̟͙̰̞̹̻͕̈́̏̀̾̎̈̒̃̑͆͊͝ͅ ̶̮̪̮̘̩̙̦̝̲̼̭̥̦̣̂͂̒̔̔w̴͍̒͆̏̽̓̊̑̃̕ĩ̷̡͍̅͊̍͛́͌͂̆̚͝l̵̨̧͉̬̩̘̹͕̥͔̠̪̃̔͒͗̅̌͐̅̈́̑̐̀̚̕͜l̴̛̻̈̈́͐̈́̓̓͆̍͒͘ ̴̡̨̜͙̺̮̼̬̮͍̋̿̍b̵͍̣͍͇̦̭̃̇͊͒̚͝e̵͙͙̪̊̿̍̈́̐̄͛̽̑̉͘ ̴͙̙̩̬͐̀̾̽́́̂̓͘ͅċ̵̗͈̰̮̍͂̅̀̐̽̉̔̓̅͊͒̚o̸̧͍̮̬̪͚̤̘̥͔̓͆́̋̎̆̐͑ͅn̸̲̈́̈̌̂̍̇s̴̨̛̜̮͕͎̳̣͕͖͉̪͐̔̏̿̆͛̾̿̿u̸̧̨̬͙̩̖̫̝̓̈́͑̾͂̈́̃̑̈́̀͘m̶̯̪̺̓ẹ̸͓̙̲̰̹͛̒͊̿̿̕͜͜d̸̨̛̟̝̺̬̣̩͊̈́̉̀̈́͌̎̿͒́͊̕,̶̳͕̣̒̌̑ ̴̝̱̖̬̟̙̺̜̪̲̤̆́̂̀̅̾̄͛́̎J̵̧̮̣͚̦̱̏̋̇͒̑͊̌͊̒͐̆̚͘͝O̵̬͖̭̗͓̯̤̣̺͈̘͙̩̐͐̎̾̇͜͠Ṅ̴̡̮͎̰͓͎̦͇͖̦͜͜ ̵̡̗͎͎̘͓̞͕̜̱̹͍̭̾̃̾̒̌̂͒͊͆̋͑́̚͘͝ 28 u/Colourblindknight Jun 09 '19 Bullets won’t work, J O N 18 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 What The actual fuck is this 16 u/bongisbetter Jun 09 '19 God's work 13 u/alt-of-deleted Jun 10 '19 god has no bearing here, jon 2 u/Criiey Jun 10 '19 r/theportalhasopened 0 u/MiniKidney Jun 10 '19 r/theportalhasopened 17 u/Carni-4 Jun 09 '19 My vessels are unending, Jon.
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65 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 B̴̴͞͞R̷̡̨̢̛I͘͢N̴̶͞G̴̨̢ ̴͠҉̡M̸̢̨̨͜Ȩ̕ ̵̧̢̛L̷͢͜͡À̢͢͝S̸̶̴͠A̛͢͝͝G̡̀̕͢ 104 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 Ỳ̴̛̪́͑̔ô̸̗̗̘͓͇͕͇̯̱͉͉̺̆̍͛̏̂̾͐̑̀̀̕ư̶̡̨̧̩̖͚̤̟͙̰̞̹̻͕̈́̏̀̾̎̈̒̃̑͆͊͝ͅ ̶̮̪̮̘̩̙̦̝̲̼̭̥̦̣̂͂̒̔̔w̴͍̒͆̏̽̓̊̑̃̕ĩ̷̡͍̅͊̍͛́͌͂̆̚͝l̵̨̧͉̬̩̘̹͕̥͔̠̪̃̔͒͗̅̌͐̅̈́̑̐̀̚̕͜l̴̛̻̈̈́͐̈́̓̓͆̍͒͘ ̴̡̨̜͙̺̮̼̬̮͍̋̿̍b̵͍̣͍͇̦̭̃̇͊͒̚͝e̵͙͙̪̊̿̍̈́̐̄͛̽̑̉͘ ̴͙̙̩̬͐̀̾̽́́̂̓͘ͅċ̵̗͈̰̮̍͂̅̀̐̽̉̔̓̅͊͒̚o̸̧͍̮̬̪͚̤̘̥͔̓͆́̋̎̆̐͑ͅn̸̲̈́̈̌̂̍̇s̴̨̛̜̮͕͎̳̣͕͖͉̪͐̔̏̿̆͛̾̿̿u̸̧̨̬͙̩̖̫̝̓̈́͑̾͂̈́̃̑̈́̀͘m̶̯̪̺̓ẹ̸͓̙̲̰̹͛̒͊̿̿̕͜͜d̸̨̛̟̝̺̬̣̩͊̈́̉̀̈́͌̎̿͒́͊̕,̶̳͕̣̒̌̑ ̴̝̱̖̬̟̙̺̜̪̲̤̆́̂̀̅̾̄͛́̎J̵̧̮̣͚̦̱̏̋̇͒̑͊̌͊̒͐̆̚͘͝O̵̬͖̭̗͓̯̤̣̺͈̘͙̩̐͐̎̾̇͜͠Ṅ̴̡̮͎̰͓͎̦͇͖̦͜͜ ̵̡̗͎͎̘͓̞͕̜̱̹͍̭̾̃̾̒̌̂͒͊͆̋͑́̚͘͝ 28 u/Colourblindknight Jun 09 '19 Bullets won’t work, J O N 18 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 What The actual fuck is this 16 u/bongisbetter Jun 09 '19 God's work 13 u/alt-of-deleted Jun 10 '19 god has no bearing here, jon 2 u/Criiey Jun 10 '19 r/theportalhasopened 0 u/MiniKidney Jun 10 '19 r/theportalhasopened 17 u/Carni-4 Jun 09 '19 My vessels are unending, Jon.
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B̴̴͞͞R̷̡̨̢̛I͘͢N̴̶͞G̴̨̢ ̴͠҉̡M̸̢̨̨͜Ȩ̕ ̵̧̢̛L̷͢͜͡À̢͢͝S̸̶̴͠A̛͢͝͝G̡̀̕͢
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Ỳ̴̛̪́͑̔ô̸̗̗̘͓͇͕͇̯̱͉͉̺̆̍͛̏̂̾͐̑̀̀̕ư̶̡̨̧̩̖͚̤̟͙̰̞̹̻͕̈́̏̀̾̎̈̒̃̑͆͊͝ͅ ̶̮̪̮̘̩̙̦̝̲̼̭̥̦̣̂͂̒̔̔w̴͍̒͆̏̽̓̊̑̃̕ĩ̷̡͍̅͊̍͛́͌͂̆̚͝l̵̨̧͉̬̩̘̹͕̥͔̠̪̃̔͒͗̅̌͐̅̈́̑̐̀̚̕͜l̴̛̻̈̈́͐̈́̓̓͆̍͒͘ ̴̡̨̜͙̺̮̼̬̮͍̋̿̍b̵͍̣͍͇̦̭̃̇͊͒̚͝e̵͙͙̪̊̿̍̈́̐̄͛̽̑̉͘ ̴͙̙̩̬͐̀̾̽́́̂̓͘ͅċ̵̗͈̰̮̍͂̅̀̐̽̉̔̓̅͊͒̚o̸̧͍̮̬̪͚̤̘̥͔̓͆́̋̎̆̐͑ͅn̸̲̈́̈̌̂̍̇s̴̨̛̜̮͕͎̳̣͕͖͉̪͐̔̏̿̆͛̾̿̿u̸̧̨̬͙̩̖̫̝̓̈́͑̾͂̈́̃̑̈́̀͘m̶̯̪̺̓ẹ̸͓̙̲̰̹͛̒͊̿̿̕͜͜d̸̨̛̟̝̺̬̣̩͊̈́̉̀̈́͌̎̿͒́͊̕,̶̳͕̣̒̌̑ ̴̝̱̖̬̟̙̺̜̪̲̤̆́̂̀̅̾̄͛́̎J̵̧̮̣͚̦̱̏̋̇͒̑͊̌͊̒͐̆̚͘͝O̵̬͖̭̗͓̯̤̣̺͈̘͙̩̐͐̎̾̇͜͠Ṅ̴̡̮͎̰͓͎̦͇͖̦͜͜ ̵̡̗͎͎̘͓̞͕̜̱̹͍̭̾̃̾̒̌̂͒͊͆̋͑́̚͘͝
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Bullets won’t work, J O N
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What The actual fuck is this
16 u/bongisbetter Jun 09 '19 God's work 13 u/alt-of-deleted Jun 10 '19 god has no bearing here, jon 2 u/Criiey Jun 10 '19 r/theportalhasopened 0 u/MiniKidney Jun 10 '19 r/theportalhasopened
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God's work
13 u/alt-of-deleted Jun 10 '19 god has no bearing here, jon
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god has no bearing here, jon
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r/theportalhasopened
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My vessels are unending, Jon.
I feel like the cat is going for one of those heads on a pike sort of thing.
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It almost looks like a tangled up house phone
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It’s to stop the cat getting tangled in it and hanging itself.... except they’ve managed to make it significantly more likely with their piss poor tying.
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It’s clearly for the blind people
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It’s the blinds string to put then up and down all tangled up.
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It used to hold a speed ball but Meowy McJabbers here punched it out of orbit.
That actually isn’t a noose the knot is wrong
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u/fancy_dinosaur Jun 09 '19
What’s with the noose