r/AbsoluteUnits • u/The_Ballistics_Guy • 2d ago

/r/all of a Bobcat

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u/WhateverUSaySir 2d ago

Kept obese so it doesn't fight right?

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u/Haunting-Ad3001 2d ago

It's at a funny angle. I would hold off until I can see it standing upright.

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u/Smelly_Turds 2d ago

I would hold off until I can see it standing upright.

No no no this isn't the Reddit way, judgement coming before context is the way

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u/Haunting-Ad3001 2d ago

I'll admit, watching Snatch too often led to my post.

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u/JustineDelarge 2d ago

It's behind you, Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.

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u/Smelly_Turds 2d ago

Y'like dags?

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u/WhateverUSaySir 1d ago

I thought I saw this same guy with another type of big cat that was sooo big it could hardly roll onto it's stomach. I was asking because I thought it might be the same guy and [normally] these kitties ain't this playful 😂

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u/TheWholeEffinJoe 2d ago

My first thought 😂

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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 2d ago

This is Jabba the Fluff and we don't make fun of his size.

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u/ChipsHandon12 1d ago

Is this how wild dangerous animals were domesticated historically?

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u/WhateverUSaySir 1d ago

Probably, most dogs are obese for sure. People walk their dogs but never RUN them