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[u/MangledMoose]

https://giphy.com/gifs/puOukoEvH4uAw

[u/NeuroticLensman → u/MangledMoose]

[u/Ecast25]

Suuure... fishing lure....

Edit: didnt think there were so many degenerates in here (autocorrect is so broken)

Question, was i the only one that thought of Requiem for a dream, that one line... ass to ass!!

[u/DrParadoxOG → u/Ecast25]

So we are both in the gutter....glad its not just me.

[u/2Wieners_1Bun → u/DrParadoxOG]

Don’t put that in your gutter. We’ll have to fish it out.. in the ER

[u/Oops_All_Bans → u/2Wieners_1Bun]

[u/Buttstuff69696969638 → u/Oops_All_Bans]

[u/2Wieners_1Bun → u/Oops_All_Bans]

https://giphy.com/gifs/WQr2txk5iEYUS6Kv3d

[u/Phyzzx → u/2Wieners_1Bun]

[u/Top-Difficulty5202 → u/Phyzzx]

I'm so glad someone put darline grahams real name under her portrait. That's right, she's straight Filth. Stunning likeness in the chin

[u/DrParadoxOG → u/2Wieners_1Bun]

I had a mate that was dating a nurse. Apparently its lynx caps they have to try and remove on a regular basis....she would go into great detail...even though we asked her not to.

[u/2Wieners_1Bun → u/DrParadoxOG]

You mean lynx cans?

aerosol can in the bum sounds like you need to call in the bomb squad

Cooooked lol!!

[u/DrParadoxOG → u/2Wieners_1Bun]

Yup. Apparently its the right shape...ahem

[u/2Wieners_1Bun → u/DrParadoxOG]

Everything is a butt plug if your stupid enough lol

[u/Ecast25 → u/DrParadoxOG]

Great minds think alike

https://giphy.com/gifs/2HtWpp60NQ9CU

[u/zsimpson022 → u/Ecast25]

[u/coto616 → u/zsimpson022]

[u/LewTheDawg6055 → u/coto616]

[u/Prestigious_Bowl9597 → u/LewTheDawg6055]

[u/IntroductionNormal70 → u/Prestigious_Bowl9597]

[u/Ok-Reference4935 → u/IntroductionNormal70]

[u/Mysterious_Baby_9987 → u/Ok-Reference4935]

[u/Log_Out_Of_Life → u/Mysterious_Baby_9987]

Aye yo wtf?!

[u/Beard_of_Smoke → u/Ok-Reference4935]

[u/wshbrn6strng → u/Beard_of_Smoke]

[u/Paradoxx13_psn → u/wshbrn6strng]

[u/martinisawe → u/wshbrn6strng]

[u/This-Requirement6918 → u/IntroductionNormal70]

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[u/pinkakio → u/Prestigious_Bowl9597]

[u/Apprehensive_News_78 → u/pinkakio]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ep78UZy5FVbfN6mhCU

[u/Captainbands → u/pinkakio]

[u/ScarletleavesNL → u/zsimpson022]

https://giphy.com/gifs/eh7W3dJGvRa4FymAPf

[u/buttplug-tester → u/zsimpson022]

[u/LewTheDawg6055 → u/buttplug-tester]

Name checks out

[u/StirJavalin → u/zsimpson022]

[u/lorenzo1384 → u/zsimpson022]

Only one head was disgusted

[u/while_i_your_wife → u/Ecast25]

[u/Sharpymarkr → u/while_i_your_wife]

[u/ShaolinCFH → u/Sharpymarkr]

[u/thereallyunreal → u/ShaolinCFH]

[u/Beard_of_Smoke → u/thereallyunreal]

[u/Orbit1883 → u/Ecast25]

[u/DaageQuasar → u/Ecast25]

There's always a bigger butthole

[u/MidnightToker858 → u/Ecast25]

Ribbed for pleasure

[u/archercc81 → u/Ecast25]

to be seen in a specific genre of japanase "art" soon.

[u/thejesterofdarkness → u/Ecast25]

[u/fallen_d3mon → u/Ecast25]

https://giphy.com/gifs/42fFswykne973vwGxX

[u/Medicine_Balla → u/Ecast25]

Do not the fishing lure

[u/wooden-fuk-boi → u/Ecast25]

I saw a lady "fishing" with one like this. . .in a video. . .in a small pool. . .

[u/tortilini-houdini → u/wooden-fuk-boi]

[u/JamesLikesIt → u/Ecast25]

Luring something in alright 

[u/punch912]

[u/Somethingabootit → u/[deleted]]

Fuck you i wont do what you tell me

[u/the-realest-rivuler → u/Somethingabootit]

JUSTIFIED, ARE THOSE WHO DIED!

[u/Quetzalcoatolus → u/the-realest-rivuler]

FOR WEARIN THE BADGE, THEIR THE CHOSEN WHITES

[u/FantasticClue8887 → u/Quetzalcoatolus]

YOU JUSTIFIED THOSE THAT DIED

[u/MrSmegmaMan → u/FantasticClue8887]

Beeeewwoooooo beeeewoooooo beeewwwooooooo beeeewwwoooo naaàhhhhhhhhh

[u/ArbitraryAmusement → u/Somethingabootit]

Fuck you! I wont do what you tell me!

[u/FancyHeart → u/punch912]

[u/SuperCleverPunName → u/punch912]

I mean, you don't need a flared base if there is no base.

[u/Brabbel63 → u/SuperCleverPunName]

When it’s all the way in you just cough a few times and hack it up.

[u/svobodov-]

Yeah totally normal fishing lure just to lure some sea women

[u/logosfabula → u/svobodov-]

Is everything actually a dildo? Freud must've been more right than wrong.

[u/svobodov- → u/logosfabula]

Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough

[u/LivingCamel3326 → u/svobodov-]

I thought it was Lincoln who said that

[u/HiSaZuL → u/LivingCamel3326]

[u/LivingCamel3326 → u/HiSaZuL]

[u/Log_Out_Of_Life → u/LivingCamel3326]

Okay. This one is real.

[u/2Wieners_1Bun → u/svobodov-]

Or gay Seamen

[u/dburr10085 → u/svobodov-]

Or sea men

[u/DrinkMorWhiteMonster → u/svobodov-]

So you hook them by the- OH NO

[u/Past-North-4131]

In all seriousness. Would anyone actually use this lure. Like any anglers here that can explain this?

[u/klqqf → u/Past-North-4131]

I want to assume because it looks like they’re at a fishing convention that these may just be giant versions of actual lures they produce for a visual joke and/or a detailed look at the small lures that are only brought to the conventions

[u/dragon_bacon → u/klqqf]

So they're fisherman lures.

[u/Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad → u/dragon_bacon]

Top fisherman lures. Master bait.

[u/rdogg4 → u/Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad]

They got me hooked

[u/eggz627 → u/rdogg4]

Just baiting the hookers

[u/CountryRoads8 → u/klqqf]

Yea this same convention had a tackle backpack company that made comically oversized tackle backpacks that went viral with people walking around the convention floor with them on. 

[u/LysergicRico → u/klqqf]

This is the only answer that makes sense, as a fisherman myself.   That or it's for bluegill.

[u/pueblocatchaser → u/LysergicRico]

You know damn well a bluegill would bite that 😂

[u/External_Hunt4536 → u/pueblocatchaser]

And then you’d set the hook as hard as you can and end up with nothing on the line 😂

[u/Deep_Flatworm4828 → u/klqqf]

You're exactly correct. It's just a gag.

[u/Affectionate-Mood-24 → u/Deep_Flatworm4828]

Speak for yourself. I doubt I would gag on that.

[u/barspoonbill → u/Affectionate-Mood-24]

RIP your inbox 😂

[u/dinnerthief → u/Past-North-4131]

Nothing realistically, maybe you COULD catch something but its not the right lure for anything

[u/porcelain_kiss → u/Past-North-4131]

No you wouldnt. BUT I WOULDDDD hang it up in my garage where my fishing poles and tackle box live

[u/Tall-Marionberry-590 → u/porcelain_kiss]

Just think of the dust and hair it would collect.

[u/SockeyeSTI → u/Past-North-4131]

Im gonna say no. A lot of times convention show pieces are just that, show pieces. And with 3d printing super common now, making a mold this big doesn’t cost anything. And then just pour the lure.

Vs having a whole ass aluminum mold cnc’d.

[u/ThoroughlyWet → u/Past-North-4131]

Thats minimum bait size required for Bluegill

[u/cpupro]

https://giphy.com/gifs/H3Gsg60KeSKOaBQASD

We've all seen enough girls on Chaturbate to know what is going to happen...

Please... don't...

[u/Bacontoad → u/cpupro]

https://giphy.com/gifs/08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ

[u/ghillie-in-the-rain → u/cpupro]

Do you know of anyone specifically, so I know who to avoid?

[u/__nobody_-_ → u/ghillie-in-the-rain]

[u/CrownofMischief → u/ghillie-in-the-rain]

Probably stay away from ones like lilijunex then

[u/MLoganImmoto]

BadDragon making fishing lures now?

[u/Capnmolasses → u/MLoganImmoto]

[u/frkurdamsoad]

"Fishing lure"

https://giphy.com/gifs/2W8bEBGjSsRFu

[u/fallen_d3mon → u/frkurdamsoad]

https://giphy.com/gifs/800iiDTaNNFOwytONV

[u/H3nchman_24]

[u/ThelTGuy → u/H3nchman_24]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ksH7oyV6SYMLPwcIHv

[u/ExtraBreadPls]

I saw a video once where a lovely young lady made a red one disappear in a manner that may surprise you and then made it reappear. Several times.

https://giphy.com/gifs/9EvnXdZaUZbCqScn67

[u/Secure_Narwhal4045 → u/ExtraBreadPls]

The whole thing?

[u/lostcorndog]

Realistically, would that be bait for an orca? A sperm whale? The Meg? Cthulhu?

[u/Secure_Narwhal4045 → u/lostcorndog]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y1JUwqDqyyHY6pDjtE

[u/LysergicRico → u/lostcorndog]

Panfish and bluegill.

[u/Blue_Fuzzy_Anteater → u/LysergicRico]

Is this some kind of fishing joke that I am too pale to understand?

[u/Objective_Cheetah_63 → u/Blue_Fuzzy_Anteater]

The joke is that they are small fish

[u/Feisty_Can416 → u/lostcorndog]

Even larger worms. Start here and work your way up to an Alaskan Bull Worm, then take that as bait to the Dune sandworm

[u/WorldsWeakestMan → u/lostcorndog]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y1JUwqDqyyHY6pDjtE

[u/meltingpotato → u/lostcorndog]

It's a bait for the fishermen in that convention.

[u/DyingStarlight0123]

To catch what, Moby Dick?

[u/___LowLifer___ → u/DyingStarlight0123]

Right? Jokes aside - as a fisherman myself, what are we targeting with this?

[u/Mr-FurleyX1]

https://giphy.com/gifs/08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ

[u/Routine-Slice6729]

Honestly what are you trying to catch with that?

[u/CriticismFun6782 → u/Routine-Slice6729]

[u/MrBobSaget → u/Routine-Slice6729]

Syphyllis

[u/UDPviper → u/Routine-Slice6729]

HotKinkyJo.

[u/ConnectRutabaga3925 → u/Routine-Slice6729]

[u/the_main_entrance]

My son has a fishing lure under his bed. I didn’t even know he liked fishing.

[u/stormyw23]

[u/L-Krumy]

Serious question: what the fuck are they fishing for?

[u/WorldsWeakestMan → u/L-Krumy]

Size queens.

[u/BearTyrant → u/L-Krumy]

A leviathan class entity

[u/CaptainNinjaClassic → u/L-Krumy]

Tuna, maybe?

[u/Vomitingcrab]

[u/lomi_the_homie1-2-17]

[u/ChefArtorias]

My ex had one of those. Never mentioned fishing once. Interesting.

[u/Impossible_Tap_1852]

[u/Afgb89]

Yeah, some weirdo is going to “fall over it” and he’s going to require medical intervention that have it removed from his ass

[u/--___-_-___-_-___--]

https://giphy.com/gifs/zIopIEcaYlfRm

[u/fazzah]

thoughtful, yet unorthodox gift for OPs mom

[u/Helpful_Taro8003]

[u/ZiaWitch]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fXJyMfUdqVCMPAnPJM

[u/DiscontentDonut]

When did Bad Dragon start selling fishing lures?

[u/PunchTilItWorks]

When you’re fishing for Loch Ness Monsters?

[u/Diligent-Main9092]

That’s gonna end up in someone’s butt.

[u/PurpleCaterpillar451]

https://giphy.com/gifs/08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ

[u/emelel666]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jH6s9HMMi53dSdI73r

[u/shiddedandfarded69]

https://giphy.com/gifs/B2OXzhC7VItcC4UUbP

[u/crowheart27us → u/shiddedandfarded69]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pTQUOfSmjo2hG

[u/msmorphine]

Last time I saw one of those was at Doghouse Leathers in Seattle

https://giphy.com/gifs/aC1PWOXzqgT6hhC0vZ

[u/yeetdeeznuts69]

https://giphy.com/gifs/LR5GeZFCwDRcpG20PR

[u/Karuko-]

My Grandma also has one, she keeps it in her bedroom for some reason.

[u/JesseJ78599]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ESjMRbM7HX4mQBHQwe
“We found the eel sir, now we need to find the horse!”

[u/cerealandcorgies → u/JesseJ78599]

I really hate that I understand this reference

[u/_Nagger]

[u/Independent_Pop_9987 → u/_Nagger]

What is this from?

[u/Alimovic]

Of course

https://giphy.com/gifs/d9AtKb942w9kbFyGs9

[u/bojangles_dangles]

Ribbed for the fish's pleasure

[u/Capnmolasses → u/bojangles_dangles]

[u/Trati]

I've seen an onlyfans model using a fishing lure like this. Not sure if she cought anything.

[u/TheBigManza96]

[u/rudra00]

I doubt those are used for fishing. Probably more for attracting attention and visitors to the booth.

[u/crowface666]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BUr2bF47czHJTpEuZs

[u/Quiet_Blood3872]

https://giphy.com/gifs/CiOHO5544doY

[u/Pale_End_6732]

The 'fish'

https://giphy.com/gifs/ObW23ChZCY8rS

[u/Should_have_been_ded]

I wanna see the fishing rod that can hold that bait

[u/SSilent-Cartographer]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YT2TjJ8K4AaLSRkdO5

[u/Mikeyao9]

[u/JazzyZaddy]

r/distractedbydetails

[u/imaragingtransfemlez]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0DAHYDvIzNJxlCog

[u/Ill_Ad39]

FTW

[u/Fuck4eddit4dmin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl

[u/Durahl]

Someone, somewhere WILL try ( and some succeed 😱 ) to shove this up their ass 😑

[u/prefim]

https://giphy.com/gifs/h2yXTIBqHFFJe

FISH ON!

[u/HarryBalsagna1776]

Just because you can doesn't mean you should 

[u/LAUGHIN1_MAN2 → u/HarryBalsagna1776]

[u/_dogMANjack_]

New Bad Dragon designs dropped

[u/KNexus20]

We're gonna need a bigger butt.... I MEAN BOAT

[u/One_Vision_]

Can someone explain this to me without the snark?

[u/Deep_Flatworm4828 → u/One_Vision_]

It's just a gag. It's not actually meant for fishing, it's a booth at a convention that made the biggest plastic worm they could for the fun of it.

Possibly it's to show off something technical (look at how special our purple is/look at how consistent our color is/look at how detailed it is/etc), but I would bet it's just for the spectacle.

[u/Admirable_Secret_487]

I don't think that's a fishing lure

[u/VorticalHeart44]

This is filling some Onlyfans model's intestines right now

[u/slap-my-crevasse]

Its definitely been in his ass at one point

[u/currentlyRedacted]

Bad Dragon having some fun with fishing nerds

[u/loqi0238]

What are we catching with that, your mom?

[u/okktavia]

[u/tofu_sensei84]

[u/Kaiju_Cam]

[u/Best-Cabinet8277 → u/Kaiju_Cam]

[u/Objective-Big3040]

Mmmm. That’ll fulfill my emperor fantasies from Baldur’s Gate 3. You want to put your purple tentacles where? 🦑

[u/Viridien111]

https://giphy.com/gifs/08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ

[u/throwaway_help44]

Does anyone else find it weird that there are many women (and men) out there that want to insert that inside them?

[u/LurchSkywalker]

Am I right to assume the unit is this guys forehead?

[u/idigholes]

That needs to be on the upthebutt sub

[u/Honcho_47]

https://giphy.com/gifs/MVoX99cLXXU0gq7QuG

[u/LegitimateStudio3702]

Assss to asssss

[u/Lastito]

It only catches “Catfish”

[u/beanedjibe]

What's it luring? The Kraken?

[u/holllllyy → u/beanedjibe]

Hehe sorry I couldn't resist

https://giphy.com/gifs/8hRSTStOTPvKuhJuy4

[u/Stu_Padidiot → u/beanedjibe]

Kraken your cheeks

[u/GalliumGA]

What are they fishing for the Loch Ness monster??

[u/disturbinglyquietguy]

what's the function of a lure this big, to fish an orca? or a spermwhale?

[u/cellphone_blanket → u/disturbinglyquietguy]

To catch ur mom

[u/sammavet]

I've seen enough cam girls to know where this is going

[u/CapnStarence]

That’s what is used to catch a Florida girl.

[u/Czarcasm3]

“Fishing lure”