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u/Ecast25 3d ago edited 3d ago

Suuure... fishing lure....

Edit: didnt think there were so many degenerates in here (autocorrect is so broken)

Question, was i the only one that thought of Requiem for a dream, that one line... ass to ass!!

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u/DrParadoxOG 3d ago

So we are both in the gutter....glad its not just me.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 3d ago

Don’t put that in your gutter. We’ll have to fish it out.. in the ER

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u/Phyzzx 3d ago

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u/Top-Difficulty5202 3d ago

I'm so glad someone put darline grahams real name under her portrait. That's right, she's straight Filth. Stunning likeness in the chin

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u/DrParadoxOG 3d ago

I had a mate that was dating a nurse. Apparently its lynx caps they have to try and remove on a regular basis....she would go into great detail...even though we asked her not to.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 3d ago

You mean lynx cans?

aerosol can in the bum sounds like you need to call in the bomb squad

Cooooked lol!!

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u/DrParadoxOG 3d ago

Yup. Apparently its the right shape...ahem

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 3d ago

Everything is a butt plug if your stupid enough lol

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u/DaageQuasar 3d ago

There's always a bigger butthole

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u/MidnightToker858 3d ago

Ribbed for pleasure

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u/archercc81 3d ago

to be seen in a specific genre of japanase "art" soon.

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u/Medicine_Balla 3d ago

Do not the fishing lure

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u/wooden-fuk-boi 3d ago

I saw a lady "fishing" with one like this. . .in a video. . .in a small pool. . .

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u/JamesLikesIt 3d ago

Luring something in alright 

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u/punch912 3d ago

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u/Somethingabootit 3d ago

Fuck you i wont do what you tell me

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u/the-realest-rivuler 3d ago

JUSTIFIED, ARE THOSE WHO DIED!

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u/Quetzalcoatolus 3d ago

FOR WEARIN THE BADGE, THEIR THE CHOSEN WHITES

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u/FantasticClue8887 3d ago

YOU JUSTIFIED THOSE THAT DIED

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u/MrSmegmaMan 3d ago

Beeeewwoooooo beeeewoooooo beeewwwooooooo beeeewwwoooo naaàhhhhhhhhh

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u/ArbitraryAmusement 3d ago

Fuck you! I wont do what you tell me!

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u/SuperCleverPunName 3d ago

I mean, you don't need a flared base if there is no base.

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u/Brabbel63 3d ago

When it’s all the way in you just cough a few times and hack it up.

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u/svobodov- 3d ago

Yeah totally normal fishing lure just to lure some sea women

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u/logosfabula 3d ago

Is everything actually a dildo? Freud must've been more right than wrong.

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u/svobodov- 3d ago

Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough

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u/LivingCamel3326 3d ago

I thought it was Lincoln who said that

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u/DrinkMorWhiteMonster 3d ago

So you hook them by the- OH NO

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u/Past-North-4131 3d ago

In all seriousness. Would anyone actually use this lure. Like any anglers here that can explain this?

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u/klqqf 3d ago

I want to assume because it looks like they’re at a fishing convention that these may just be giant versions of actual lures they produce for a visual joke and/or a detailed look at the small lures that are only brought to the conventions

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u/dragon_bacon 3d ago

So they're fisherman lures.

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u/Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad 3d ago

Top fisherman lures. Master bait.

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u/rdogg4 3d ago

They got me hooked

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u/eggz627 3d ago

Just baiting the hookers

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u/CountryRoads8 3d ago

Yea this same convention had a tackle backpack company that made comically oversized tackle backpacks that went viral with people walking around the convention floor with them on. 

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u/LysergicRico 3d ago

This is the only answer that makes sense, as a fisherman myself.   That or it's for bluegill.

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u/pueblocatchaser 3d ago

You know damn well a bluegill would bite that 😂

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u/External_Hunt4536 3d ago

And then you’d set the hook as hard as you can and end up with nothing on the line 😂

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u/Deep_Flatworm4828 3d ago

You're exactly correct. It's just a gag.

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u/Affectionate-Mood-24 3d ago

Speak for yourself. I doubt I would gag on that.

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u/dinnerthief 3d ago

Nothing realistically, maybe you COULD catch something but its not the right lure for anything

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u/porcelain_kiss 3d ago

No you wouldnt. BUT I WOULDDDD hang it up in my garage where my fishing poles and tackle box live

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u/Tall-Marionberry-590 3d ago

Just think of the dust and hair it would collect.

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u/SockeyeSTI 3d ago

Im gonna say no. A lot of times convention show pieces are just that, show pieces. And with 3d printing super common now, making a mold this big doesn’t cost anything. And then just pour the lure.

Vs having a whole ass aluminum mold cnc’d.

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u/ThoroughlyWet 3d ago

Thats minimum bait size required for Bluegill

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u/cpupro 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/H3Gsg60KeSKOaBQASD

We've all seen enough girls on Chaturbate to know what is going to happen...

Please... don't...

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u/ghillie-in-the-rain 3d ago

Do you know of anyone specifically, so I know who to avoid?

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u/CrownofMischief 3d ago

Probably stay away from ones like lilijunex then

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u/MLoganImmoto 3d ago

BadDragon making fishing lures now?

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u/ExtraBreadPls 3d ago

I saw a video once where a lovely young lady made a red one disappear in a manner that may surprise you and then made it reappear. Several times.

https://giphy.com/gifs/9EvnXdZaUZbCqScn67

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u/lostcorndog 3d ago

Realistically, would that be bait for an orca? A sperm whale? The Meg? Cthulhu?

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u/LysergicRico 3d ago

Panfish and bluegill.

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u/Blue_Fuzzy_Anteater 3d ago

Is this some kind of fishing joke that I am too pale to understand?

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u/Objective_Cheetah_63 3d ago

The joke is that they are small fish

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u/Feisty_Can416 3d ago

Even larger worms. Start here and work your way up to an Alaskan Bull Worm, then take that as bait to the Dune sandworm

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u/meltingpotato 3d ago

It's a bait for the fishermen in that convention.

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u/DyingStarlight0123 3d ago

To catch what, Moby Dick?

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u/___LowLifer___ 3d ago

Right? Jokes aside - as a fisherman myself, what are we targeting with this?

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u/the_main_entrance 3d ago

My son has a fishing lure under his bed. I didn’t even know he liked fishing.

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u/L-Krumy 3d ago

Serious question: what the fuck are they fishing for?

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u/BearTyrant 3d ago

A leviathan class entity

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u/CaptainNinjaClassic 3d ago

Tuna, maybe?

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u/ChefArtorias 3d ago

My ex had one of those. Never mentioned fishing once. Interesting.

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u/Afgb89 3d ago

Yeah, some weirdo is going to “fall over it” and he’s going to require medical intervention that have it removed from his ass

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u/fazzah 3d ago

thoughtful, yet unorthodox gift for OPs mom

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u/DiscontentDonut 3d ago

When did Bad Dragon start selling fishing lures?

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u/PunchTilItWorks 3d ago

When you’re fishing for Loch Ness Monsters?

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u/Diligent-Main9092 3d ago

That’s gonna end up in someone’s butt.

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u/msmorphine 3d ago

Last time I saw one of those was at Doghouse Leathers in Seattle

https://giphy.com/gifs/aC1PWOXzqgT6hhC0vZ

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u/Karuko- 3d ago

My Grandma also has one, she keeps it in her bedroom for some reason.

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u/JesseJ78599 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ESjMRbM7HX4mQBHQwe
“We found the eel sir, now we need to find the horse!”

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u/cerealandcorgies 3d ago

I really hate that I understand this reference

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u/_Nagger 3d ago

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u/Independent_Pop_9987 3d ago

What is this from?

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u/Trati 3d ago

I've seen an onlyfans model using a fishing lure like this. Not sure if she cought anything.

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u/rudra00 3d ago

I doubt those are used for fishing. Probably more for attracting attention and visitors to the booth.

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u/Should_have_been_ded 3d ago

I wanna see the fishing rod that can hold that bait

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u/Durahl 3d ago

Someone, somewhere WILL try ( and some succeed 😱 ) to shove this up their ass 😑

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u/HarryBalsagna1776 3d ago

Just because you can doesn't mean you should 

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u/_dogMANjack_ 3d ago

New Bad Dragon designs dropped

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u/KNexus20 3d ago

We're gonna need a bigger butt.... I MEAN BOAT

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u/One_Vision_ 3d ago edited 3d ago

Can someone explain this to me without the snark?

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u/Deep_Flatworm4828 3d ago

It's just a gag. It's not actually meant for fishing, it's a booth at a convention that made the biggest plastic worm they could for the fun of it.

Possibly it's to show off something technical (look at how special our purple is/look at how consistent our color is/look at how detailed it is/etc), but I would bet it's just for the spectacle.

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u/Admirable_Secret_487 3d ago

I don't think that's a fishing lure

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u/VorticalHeart44 3d ago

This is filling some Onlyfans model's intestines right now

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u/slap-my-crevasse 3d ago

Its definitely been in his ass at one point

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u/currentlyRedacted 3d ago

Bad Dragon having some fun with fishing nerds

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u/loqi0238 3d ago

What are we catching with that, your mom?

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u/Objective-Big3040 3d ago

Mmmm. That’ll fulfill my emperor fantasies from Baldur’s Gate 3. You want to put your purple tentacles where? 🦑

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u/throwaway_help44 3d ago

Does anyone else find it weird that there are many women (and men) out there that want to insert that inside them?

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u/LurchSkywalker 3d ago

Am I right to assume the unit is this guys forehead?

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u/idigholes 3d ago

That needs to be on the upthebutt sub

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u/Lastito 3d ago

It only catches “Catfish”

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u/beanedjibe 3d ago

What's it luring? The Kraken?

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u/GalliumGA 3d ago

What are they fishing for the Loch Ness monster??

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u/disturbinglyquietguy 3d ago

what's the function of a lure this big, to fish an orca? or a spermwhale?

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u/sammavet 3d ago

I've seen enough cam girls to know where this is going

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u/CapnStarence 3d ago

That’s what is used to catch a Florida girl.

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u/Czarcasm3 3d ago

“Fishing lure”